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A Book I Altered and Bitch Magazine

Added 2015-12-30 18:39:19 +0000 UTC

The book was already hollowed out and fancy paper-ed when I bought it off Etsy and then I added in the radish myself. I'm telling myself I'll do a big ol' post explaining how I made it for you guys about it later, but whenever I tell myself things like that I never follow through, so WHO KNOWS.

The real reason I'm writing is because Bitch Magazine sent me a newsletter email saying they've got 48 hours left to raise about 7k that they need for their annual budgeting and asking if I would please donate but then I was like maybe I could buy a one year subscription for one of you guys instead?

Here is how I'll do this:

1) You must have a mailing address in the USA (S'okay if you don't live here and you're using a willing friend's address) because my generosity does not extend to international shipping. Sorry, but that shit's expensive.

2) Use Patreon's silly email-type thing to send me your address and let me know if it's okay to use your first name and last initial to announce you as the winner in a public post here or if you'd prefer to remain anonymous. I actually haven't figure out how to compose new messages here (I can read the ones I've been sent!) so I wish you the best of luck in figuring that out.

3) Tonight (December 30th) I'll randomly pick someone, reply to their Patreon-email-thing letting them know they won, and then I'll make a fresh post here announcing the winner by their first name and last initial (unless they request I don't do that.)

'Zat cool with everyone?

Okay, now go figure out how to send me a message through Patreon! And then let me know how you do that.

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EDIT, 15 minutes later: Oh my gosh, I just received a PayPal donation to help buy more subscriptions for you guys, so instead of ONE winner I will now be picking THREE. Jeez louise, I'm seriously touched!