And the Nominees Are…

It's that time of year again, in which we talk about what we talked about this year. Here are the nominees for this years Endie Awards! Tune in on December 31 to find out who wins!

TOPS
Desiree Jennings
Doll bong lady
Jamie
Mia Goth (Unaired)
Teen mom Kail (unaired)

BOTTOMS
Jordan Peterson because of paper towel dispenser sticker
Breaking down on Williamsburg bridge
Taryn Manning
Tom Cruise from Interview with the Vampire
Desiree Jennings

BEST THING WE WATCHED FOR WAWU
ANTM Cycle 1
ANTM Cycle 2
Madonnathon
Domestic Thrillers
Romy & Michelle

BEST TRACIE INVESTIGATION AND/OR DEEP DIVE
Michael and Kristine Barnett
The Gilgo Beach Serial Killer girls
Lisa Steinberg
The Nutters
Tom Otterness

MOVIES
The Zone of Interest
Infinity Pool
Poor Things
All of Us Strangers
Thanksgiving
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Saltburn
American Fiction

BEST DOCUMENTARY
Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God
The Curious Case of Natalia Grace
Renaissance: A Film by Beyonce
Milli Vanilli
Pretty Baby: Brooke Shields
Stolen Youth
The Murdaugh Murders

TIGHTEST TWO
A Debbie Extravaganza
Faggotry
A Latent Gay
Unstoppable
ChatGPTeaTime
A Special Performance
Bonus 124
The Premiere - Jamie’s Tight Two
May 9
Sept. 16
TTAWU
Xeomin and Semen

CELEBRITY DEATHS WE BROUGHT TO LIFE
Barbara Walters
Matthew Perry
Tina Turner
Sinead O’Connor
Pee-Wee Herman

FUN FACTS
“It’s-a me Mario” is an anagram of Marisa Tomei; It’s a me Mario - it’s sume Mario - it’s super Mario
Rita Rudner is in Gleaming the Cube
Jason Mewes was supposed to appear on antm c1 but he was on the run after heroin charges
The bridge connecting New Jersey to Staten Island is called the Outerbridge Crossing - but not because it's the outermost bridge at the edge of the city or whatever... it's called that because it's named after a 19th century industrialist and govt official named Eugenius Outerbridge
Geena Davis’ mother spelled her name with two E’s to avoid her daughter’s name being mistaken for being short for “vagina”

BEST BOOK CLUB BOOK
Prince Harry - Spare
Gucci Mane - The Autobiography of Gucci Mane
Paris Hilton - Paris: The Memoir
Margaret Cho - I’m the One that I Want
Elliot Page - Pageboy
Anne Heche - Call Me Anne
Tori Spelling - Stori Telling
Britney Spears - The Woman in Me
Barbra Streisand - My Name Is Barbra

RICH'S SONG OF THE YEAR
“I Shouldn’t Have Smoked Sativa”
“Never Met a Hot Tow Truck Guy”
“No Skin in the Game”
“Lookin’ at Doorknobs”
“I’m Grateful for Thanksgiving in April”
“Pregnant With Myself”
“She Only Squeaks It When You’re Here”
“Christmas Pajamas All Year ‘Round/Savin’ Snow for Summer”
“I Always Thought I’d See Edie Again”
“Sloppy ‘Cause I Can Be”
“Desiree Jennings” (unreleased…until now!)

RECORD OF THE YEAR
Gary Low - You Are a Danger
O’Gar - Playback Fantasy
George Harrison - Shanghai Surprise
Power Source and Sharon Batts - Dear Mr. Jesus
Listener Katherine - Pregnant With Myself
Performed by Tracie and Rich, Produced by Jamie - Wind Beneath My Wings

DIAMOND GIRL
Desiree Jennings
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Farrah Abraham
Madonna
Catherine Carlin (acting coach from The Starlet)