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Shorts #11-#20

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Shorts #11: prayer

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company’s second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

How was yesterday’s stream? It was exciting, right? Yay!! I can still feel the thrill!

What? You didn’t watch it? Oh, it was locked behind a paywall? Ehh, I’m sorry… that’s just company rules.

But don’t worry! You can visit the official channel on our website: patreon.com/laulau20! patreon.com/SeisoLaulau20! Unlock any tier, and you’ll be able to watch yesterday’s stream there.

Exclusive? Yes, that’s right! It’s a special members-only feature. So, if you want to see more of my cute and exclusive performances, you’ll need to donate.

That’s a lie? Well… sorry about that! The company needs to make money somehow. But hey, look on the bright side—they’re always bringing you new features!

Alright! Now that the advertisement is out of the way, let’s continue the stream! Today’s theme is prayer. Is there anything you’d like me to pray for you?

Work? Ahh, I see. With the economy being so tough, it’s normal to pray for work.

Working really is hard, isn’t it? You wake up at 5 a.m., take a bath, put on clothes you don’t even like, just to impress people you don’t like. All of that just for money! And then… all the money goes to your landlord or maybe even your cheating wife for child support.

Ah—haha—that part is for Cheated Husband-kun, right? You’ve really had it rough. I’ll make a special prayer just for you. In this world full of despair, do you still have something that makes you happy? Maybe a hobby? Even if no one understands everything you’ve gone through, sharing it will at least lighten the load.

Playing games? Reading novels? That’s great! Oh? Watching my stream? Kyaa, you’re making me blush~ thank you, everyone!

Back to the topic. I’ll pray for you. For all your hardships, surely, you’ll be rewarded.

May you find peace in the things that make you happy—whether it’s playing games or reading novels. May your joy overwhelm the despair you’ve endured. Every day, when you wake up, remember those two hours you have to relax, spend time with family, play games, read novels, and… pet the chicken?

Eh? Wait, what?! I just read that straight from the chat—one of you actually enjoys that?? What does that even mean?? Uwaaah, I blurted it out! Forget I said anything!

Anyway—that’s it for today’s stream! See you tomorrow! Don’t forget to follow and favorite my channel, and give me 5 stars too, okay? C ya~!

Shorts #12: Copium for sale

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company, second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Today, I’m going to teach you the secret of staying happy! You guys have been with me for these past few days, so loyal! So, I’ll share my secret with you! Are you curious how I’m able to stay cute and cheerful like this? The secret is… copium!

Well, technically, I’m an introvert. Yes, really. Back in middle school, I was the type who read books alone in the library. My parents always tried to push me into public speaking lessons and all that. Later, I even worked jobs like teaching, even though my dream was to become an accountant.

My real age? Ahem. Let’s just say… there was this girl who had a dream, but she was desperate. Okay, okay, it wasn’t me—I just knew the girl. After all, I’m a queen! I don’t do desk jobs! But of course, I have to know some people from Earth if I want to stream, right?

Reverse isekai? Yes! That’s right! All of us from V-Idol Fantasy are reverse isekai’d!

Anyway, back to the topic. This guy—oh, I mean… this GIRL. Yes, I’m female! I’m just not used to English. My original language doesn’t even have gender pronouns. Trust me!

So, let’s continue. This girl was depressed from work. Yeah… the world isn’t kind to most people. Maybe 80% suffer, and only the top 1% get to enjoy life. So, I taught her how to cope.

Here’s the trick: you just need to breathe and think happy thoughts. It’s fine even if it’s a lie! Whenever you’re sad, just lie down and imagine yourself happy.

For example—oh no, you just got an E on a test. Lie down on your bed and imagine all those E’s turning into A’s. Then imagine your parents, friends, and teachers celebrating your success. Wouldn’t that be amazing?

Or at work—let’s say your customer keeps blabbing and complaining. Just lie down and cope! Imagine one day you find a voucher worth 10 million dollars. Or that a customer suddenly gives you a $100 tip. Wouldn’t that bring a smile to your face?

Impossible? Just dreaming? As I said before—it’s fine even if it’s a lie. That’s the whole point! Dream! Why should you care about people who hate you? Why not just wrap yourself in a bubble of happiness? That way, you can stay cheerful. Even if the world is full of crap, we can survive! No need to bow down to the garbage life throws at us, right?

That’s it for today’s stream! See you tomorrow! Don’t forget to follow and favorite my channel. And remember—stay happy, everyone! Lily will always be with you!

Shorts #13: Games

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company’s second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Let’s start our day with happy thoughts. My viewers are numerous, my stream is popular, and my followers are many.

Am I coping? As I taught you yesterday, we should start our day with happy thoughts! It doesn’t matter even if they’re fake. Don’t let despair take hold of you! Don’t let the power of the dark force take over. Stay strong!

I might not be the most popular Vtuber in history, but as long as I see my followers increase, that brings me joy!

Lalala! Elf Queen for you! Cat Queen for you! I am the queen!

It’s a catchy song, right? Sorry, sorry. My bad. I shouldn’t mention premium content on stream.

Am I running out of content? What’s “content” anyway? We’re just talking, right? Should I prepare before the stream? Yeah, you’re right. Next time I’ll bring you more jokes!

But today, I actually have something to play. Let’s try this game called Girls’ Frontline 2!

Yeah. It’s like XCOM, but with anime girls. No! You won’t miss at point-blank range. Ugh… some trauma with that game just resurfaced. You know when you move closer, shoot those aliens at point-blank, and still miss? Good lord!

GF2 doesn’t use a chance mechanic. You either take reduced damage if you’re in cover, or full damage if you get flanked!

Similar to XCOM, AoE attacks like grenades bypass cover. Unfortunately, you can’t bring grenades or change your gun type. It’s all managed as skills! So there’s no fear of running out of bullets or grenades during a mission!

And—unlike Jenshin—the story is skippable! I’m a Vepley main!

She’s bad? No, I don’t care what anyone says. She’s good, alright! She’s an idol, like me! With grenades! Plus, she’s free. Suomi is a must, so that leaves two slots.

That’s it for the stream today. See you tomorrow! Don’t forget to follow and favorite my channel. Ah, before leaving, I have messages for everyone! Luna Wayfarer says she’ll do a collab with me the day after tomorrow—yay! And that’s it. Remember, Lily will always be with you! Bye-bye!

Shorts #14: Rabbit Hole

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company, second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Time sure flies, doesn’t it? It’s been more than a week since you last watched my stream! How many shorts have you read? One, two? Or maybe all of my archive?

You fell into a rabbit hole? Eh hehe~ That means my plan worked. From now on, you’ll unconsciously click on my channel whenever you visit RoyalRoad or ScribbleHub. I know that feeling—the feeling when you’ve found your oshi. Just one short was all it took for me to binge almost all their videos.

My oshi? It’s Anna—our goddess! The 0th-gen Vtuber of V-Idol Company! The true idol!

Wait… I worded that wrong. I’m a real idol too, but you know… she’s the oldest. She’s our senior, you understand. So she deserves to be placed higher on the pedestal.

Is P-Chan an idol too? No. She’s our presenter and manager. She takes the role of presenter during official events. During streams, she works as our manager. You won’t hear her voice or see her character outside the official channel. She doesn’t have her own channel.

Pfft. Well, that’s true—she’s a premium character. You have to pay if you want to hear her voice. But don’t worry! Sometimes she pops into our streams and chats. She especially bonks us if our streams get a little too lewd. Alu-chan and I have been bonked several times. I still have no idea why she bonked me though—I’m seiso!

See! There she is! P-chan, I’m not at fault here. These lewd viewers keep spamming “tentacles” at me! I have no idea what they mean! It’s all false accusations!

No, I’m not a traitor. My citizens, there is a law in this place: OTP—Occasion, Time, and Place. Why would you think it’s okay to talk about tentacles in this seiso stream? RR is strict about nudity or dirty talk, alright? So we can’t discuss that here. And if we move on to SH… well, I could get shadowbanned there too if I go overboard. So we must keep restrictions.

Ah, I haven’t told you this: since I am a queen, you will be my citizens. I shall call you NEEE! Short for Niu Evil Empire Entity! Alu-chan calls her fans “munchies.” Kinda scary if you think about it. Did she plan to eat them?

And that’s it for today’s stream! Let’s dive deeper into the rabbit hole! I won’t let you go—it’s already too late to turn back. You enjoyed my stream, right? Then there’s no reason to stop! Let’s keep going, my citizens!

Ah, before I close today’s stream, don’t forget that tomorrow I’ll be collabing with Luna Wayfarer—the punny elf! See you tomorrow! Remember, Lily will always love you. Bye bye!

Shorts #15: Luna Wayfarer

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company, second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello! And today we have a special guest. Let’s call our puny elf, Luna Wayfarer! This flat wood elf will be joining us today.

Hey, I am not a pervert. I am seiso. I am pure.

Ah, sorry, sorry. Please go ahead. The mic is yours.

Don’t give kisses to someone else’s fan! Who is the perverted one here?

… I should have known from your song. Are you going to put chu at the end of every word just like Alu-chan?

<Chu? I have no idea what you mean, meanie queen.>

I wonder whether I should have a punchline too. All my genmates have accents.

<Don’t force it. You are an evil queen, you should use force, but don’t force it, otherwise people will feel it was forced.>

Ah, I know what punny means now. I wondered why I didn’t realize it before. Let’s see… I think I can make some puns. Ah! The Japanese word for bread is pan. So I’ll say to Japanese people: why are you frying pan on a pan? Ahahaha.

<Pft. Ahahaha.>

The chat told us to stop. Our jokes are too cringe, they said.

Mine… No, but they say both of us have the same crime.

<Ah, sorry, but I have to go now. I totally forgot that I have stuff to do. We shall continue this at another time. See you everyone. Let’s meet again tomorrow, Lily.>

And there she goes. She just disconnected. I am sorry, but it seems we have to cut this stream short. Oh well, we are going to collab again with Luna tomorrow. See you tomorrow! Remember, Lily will always love you! Bye-bye!

Shorts #16: Pun

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello! Wow, so this is your stream wallpaper, huh.

<Yes. Streaming is a side job for me. Yesterday, my real job called me out. I forgot to attend a meeting. Despite my lore saying I am a sleepy elf, I’m actually busy.>

Don’t say lore. It’s real. I really am an evil queen. But yesterday was Saturday, right? You were busy? Man… thank goodness I was fired. I couldn’t stand being called to a meeting on a Saturday.

<Don’t make fun of other people’s jobs, you lazy queen. Do you have any idea how hard life is? Your revenue is the lowest among us. How could you live solely from subscriber donations?>

Hehehe. I live in a third world country. 100 dollars is enough for two weeks of food. For rent? I stay at my parents’ house. The joy of waking up and working whenever you like, doing only what you love is…

<Damn… I’m so jealous… Can I move to your country?>

Of course! Niu Evil Empire welcomes all who wish to immigrate there.

It exists in my heart. Read the lore! It’s important. Did you even read the guidebook? You can’t expect me to reveal my real country of residence, right? That’s taboo.

This is a female character. What does that mean? It means what it means.

<...I was left with more questions than answers. I shouldn’t have asked. What does that big-boobed cat know anyway? Are you a man or a woman?! Tell me!>

I am a female character Vtuber. Any other information would infringe on my personal information. Doxing is illegal. Alright?

wink

<...>

Shorts #17: Saplings

Hello! Let us continue from before.

Yes. I live in a third-world country, you see. My internet isn’t exactly up to standard for streaming, so I tried cutting it off a portion at a time.

Don’t worry! My video is still shorter than your height! I take my viewers’ time into consideration, so I prefer quality over quantity!

<Pftt! No! I shouldn’t laugh at that. Evil Queen! You’re tall, but your follower count is about as tall as sea level! People just scroll past your streams. Hm… that pun didn’t really mesh.>

No, I am popular! Look! I have over ten thousand aggregate views! It’s awesome! Even if only a few people become my members or followers, as long as I can get a giggle out of my viewers, I’m happy! Money is secondary! What I want is to bring smiles to the world!

Eh? You invited her? But I wanted this to be just for us!

<No. I’m not getting close to a delusional queen. Hello Alu-nyan! Welcome! Here’s a kiss for you, chu!>

“Hello! I am Alucatnia Majestinya, nya. Second-gen Vtuber from V-Idol Company. Nice to meet you, nya! Thank you for letting me join, Luna-chan! I was getting hungry streaming by myself. I wonder if I can eat one of your followers for lunch.”

Oi… you really eat one of your fans?

“Munchies exist solely for me. They need to satisfy me, right, nya? Munchies, you want to be eaten, right? There’s nothing wrong with me eating you, right?”

…Was that— No, I shouldn’t ask. That’s against the rules. Let’s change the topic. Luna-chan, what did you name your fans?

Niu Evil Empire Entity. I am a queen, so they’re my citizens.

<I see. Ah, time is up, Saplings! See you tomorrow. Let my love in this channel spread to your heart. Bye-bye, chu!> Bye-bye! “Bye-bye!”

Shorts #18: Daily Copium

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol Company’s second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Thank you for watching my stream again! As a reward, I will give you a kiss. Mwah!

Oi. My kiss is not disgusting. Don’t dodge it. Please accept it with pride and gratitude. Pft— the pandemic kiss. What? You don’t want to be kissed by a dude? This is a female character, alright! I might not be as cute as Luna, but I am your waifu, right? You guys love me, right?

Let’s move on. Did you see the title of the stream? Yes, today is your copium dose. Let’s all sit down, close our eyes, and enjoy happy thoughts.

As you close your eyes, imagine your boss greeting you with a smile. Your co-workers too. You smile back as you go to your desk. Everything works smoothly, the same job as yesterday, and you finish early.

Then, as lunch break comes, you enjoy a warm cup of coffee. The fragrance soothes your soul. But oh my— you left your wallet in your office. No worries! Your co-worker is especially nice today and lends you money for your coffee and lunch.

Today is the best day. You finish early and come home right on time. No traffic, no smelly guy on the subway. Then, as you relax on your sofa, you swipe your smartphone and watch your favorite Vtuber. Your loving spouse and children kiss you on the cheek.

Isn’t it nice to live like that? Was it too good to be true that it broke the immersion?

Listen here. I am not married, and yet I still imagine myself with a loving wi— I mean, a loving spouse to greet and kiss me every morning and night. You guys need to strengthen your imaginations! Kick away the dark despair outside your mind. Let the copium flow into you. Let happiness win. It’s not a lie— it’s fantasy!

This practice isn’t unhealthy. It is healthy! Let’s keep practicing. I will deliver more copium for you tomorrow. We can get rid of sadness and despair together!

Even if you live alone, what happens inside your mind is what matters. If you have a waifu in your mind, then you have a waifu! It doesn’t matter. This life is no different from the simulation in your brain. If it exists in your brain, then it exists in your life.

The waifu before you is real. This anime girl is real, and she loves you!

Oh, you don’t want to accept it that easily, huh? Well, it doesn’t matter. Let us meet again next week. May happiness, love, and care from me reach you. See you tomorrow! Remember— Lily will always love you. Bye bye!

Shorts #19: Lore

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol company’s second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Don’t worry, I’m not going to give you kisses. My citizens don’t seem to like kisses anyway.

I’m new to V-Idol—could you introduce me to the other members? Oh, you’ve asked the right person for this. I’ve been a fan of V-Idol even before I joined, so I know all their lore. I don’t really watch their full streams, but I’ve seen plenty of clips about them!

Let’s begin with our goddess, Ana! She was the very first Vtuber from V-Idol. According to her lore, she was just a normal high school girl, but we know that isn’t true. She’s a goddess and our most senior Vtuber.

Pft… the most seiso. Hey! I’m seiso too! Don’t listen to these dissidents. Those allegations about tentacles are greatly exaggerated.

You don’t deny it… Ahahaha… I’m sorry guys. I can’t fully deny it. But it was just an interest! Strictly for academic purposes. Nothing more to it.

Oi! You keep saying it’s disgusting but still ask for the source. Don’t think I don’t know your motives. No—you won’t get anything out of me. This is a seiso stream! We’re not talking about tentacles. Citizens! If you dare post a link, you’ll get a taste of my banhammer.

Anyway, moving on. After Ana, we have the first generation of Vtubers. First, Ruru Rirulia, a teacher. Yeah… she barely got any respect as a teacher with that petite body. I mean, she even looked younger than Luna-chan, and we all see Luna as our little sister—not a hundred-year-old elf.

Then there’s Riru-sensei’s coworker, Sherly Watt. A self-proclaimed researcher who claimed she was the smartest person in the world. I won’t say much more… but I did watch some of her streams, and wow, they were painful.

Last on the list is Justina Bitterly, a nurse. She said she was a real doctor in the real world. Yeah, with a body like that, she really is a nurse, lol.

The first gen didn’t have an official theme like us, but fans called them the “professional generation.” Their characters were based on jobs, while ours are based on fantasy beings.

“Queen isn’t fantasy? Ugh… I’m an ice and evil queen! I lived in the magical world of Niflheim, where I reigned supreme as an uncontested tyrant. That’s my lore!”

That’s it for today’s stream! Don’t forget, tomorrow we’ll have another official event. Ah, I won’t be there since it’s my senpai’s event. Please look forward to it on our official Patreon. See you tomorrow! Remember—Lily will always love you! Bye-bye!

Shorts #20: Sing a song!

[Greeting everyone! I am P-san, your presenter today. Welcome to V-Idol First Generation Event!!]

[Let this begin! Music, start!]

|Everyone, let’s sing! One, two, one, two, three, go!|

|May this wish be all for you,
This silent dream may come true.
Even if I trip or fall,
I’ll stand up and give it my all!|

|I’ll always sing this song for you,
No matter if skies are gray or blue.
Clap your hands and sing it loud,
We’ll fly high above the clouds!|

⌞ Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! ⌟

⌞ Shine! Shine! Shine!
I’ll sing you a melody
To soothe you during a tragedy.
Let me be the star,
No matter where you are! ⌟

⌞ Tina-chan! ⌟

⌜When you are sad, when things are bad,
Feels like going mad, no more tears to be had.
Let there be light, shining you bright,
In the lonely night, let us fight!⌝

⌜Let tears lay bare, even when things are bare,
Don’t look at the glare, let us dance with a flair!
Be nice! Oh nice! Let’s break the ice! Ice!
Come on! Rise! Rise! No matter the price! Price!⌝

⌜Sherly-san!⌝

⌞ No matter where you are…
I’ll sing you a melody
To soothe you during a tragedy.
Let me be the star,
No matter where you are! ⌟