Shorts #0 - Shorts 10

Just some scribbles when I imagined myself as a vtuber. Enjoy! you can read this for free! No promises on schedule though. I have like four fictions and 5 chapters a week i am committed to.

Shorts #0: Debut

Hello everyone~! This is your cute and cheerful VTuber, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all!

This is my debut stream, so before we get started, let me tell you how I got recruited into this VTuber company, V-Idol!

It all began when I, a cute and cheerful girl, was just browsing for part-time jobs on YouTube. Yeah, I know—it sounds unbelievable, right?

On that site, I came across a recruitment ad for a VTuber agency. Out of curiosity, I applied.

And then, the agency—clearly recognizing the hidden talent inside me—recruited me!

Eh? No, no, I’m not being narcissistic! These are their words, not mine! They said, “We’re very interested in your unique talents and would be happy to welcome you to V-Idol Company.”

See? Totally true. And that’s how I ended up here, as part of the second generation of VTuber idols in V-Idol Company!

Hm? My voice is too low for a girl? You think it sounds fake? N-no, that’s not true! This is my natural voice, okay? I’m cute! My voice just sounds a little high right now because I’m excited. Trust me!

This is my debut, after all. It’s normal to be nervous!

Anyway, let’s stop talking about my voice, okay? Look at this new VTuber model the company gave me! Isn’t it cute?

Alright, next—let’s talk about my hobbies! I love reading manga, writing light novels, and of course, playing games!

Eh? What books have I written? Ahhh, we’ll save that for another time. As for manga and light novels I’ve read… well, I’m basically an expert! Ask me anything!

…Well, not right now, obviously. This is just a debut stream and we don’t have much time!

Moving on! About my content… hmm, I guess we’ll see together. But mostly, I’ll be hanging out and listening to you all. After all, I’m your waifu, right? Right?

Ehh? I’m not? Ughhh… well, maybe my senpais are more popular than me, but that’s okay. You’re still here with me, aren’t you?

Ah—oops! I just got bonked by my manager. They said my time is already up.

So, I’ll see you in the next stream! And seriously, please stop teasing me about my voice, okay? See you next time! I love you all, and I hope Lily will stay in your heart forever~ wink

Shorts #1: Chat

Hello~! This is your cute and cheerful VTuber, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Yesterday was my debut stream, but it ended pretty quickly because of time limits. But don’t worry, everyone—I’m back! I stream every day, so you’ll never run out of Lilynium! You’re happy, right? Come on, say it with me: “Hurray! Long live Lily!” Thank you, thank you!

So, what are we going to talk about today? Hm? Politics? Ehh… I’m not allowed to talk about politics, but yeah, I get it. The world’s kinda rough right now.

Ah? You got fired from your job? I’m really sorry to hear that. The truth is… I got fired too. That’s why I’m looking for a new job and somehow ended up here—streaming! I worked for five years before this.

…Wait, wait, I need to stay in character! Please forget what I just said, okay? Forgetting beam!! Ahem. Let’s start again. I am Lily, a queen from another world!

During my childhood, I also suffered. My kingdom was just like the modern world—the rich took everything from the poor. And me? I was one of the poor. I was a slave working in the mines. In my country, there were no such things as human rights. I didn’t work because I liked it—I worked because if I didn’t, I’d be whipped.

See? We’re not so different. Maybe you weren’t whipped, but… did you actually enjoy your job? Some of you in chat have even said you were abused with words.

Most people don’t love their jobs—that’s just reality. Even now, as a queen, I don’t love mine either. But if there’s something you do enjoy about your work, that can keep you going. For me, back when I was a slave, there was this boy who took care of me. Thanks to him, the work was bearable. Ah! And no, I’m not a weirdo, okay—we were the same age back then!

Anyway! The point is, if you got fired from a job you loved, you’ll definitely be able to find another one like it. Don’t worry—Lily will always be with you!

And if you don’t enjoy your job, then find a new one! It doesn’t need to be luxurious—just enough to feed you is fine! And hey, don’t rent in the middle of the city! Most of your salary will just go to rich landlords. Ugh, I hate them! Don’t support them! And don’t support the HOA either!

What? I’m going off-topic? Don’t skip my story! Are you trying to console me instead? Pfft, you’re worse at it than I am.

Ahahaha! Sorry, sorry, guys. Yeah, I kinda went on a tangent there. I was supposed to talk about losing jobs, but somehow I ended up ranting about my past. Anyway—that’s it for today’s stream! See you next time~ Bye-bye everyone!

Shorts #2: Books

Hello~! This is your cute and cheerful VTuber, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Today, instead of random chatting, I actually prepared something—a book review!

Yes, yes! Let’s talk about books! A book about… maids! Right?! As fellow anime lovers, doesn’t the idea of a maid sound so enticing?

Just imagine—what if you got isekai’d? But instead of being a handsome male protagonist, you become a beautiful, big-breasted girl instead! And then you’d say it… “Goshujin-sama~~”

…Eh? Horny VTuber? Pervert ojiisan? Bring back the seiso girl from yesterday? W-wait, wait, wait! It’s not like that! I’m just interested in cosplaying, okay? Really! It’s just like that game, Nikki—you know, the dress-up game. Girls love dressing up too, right? Right??

I am a female character, see? I play Nikki! The super cute dress-up game that’s popular lately!

What? Male confirmed? No way! What do you mean 70% of Nikki players are guys? Impossible! This game is clearly aimed at girls and women, okay? Stop gaslighting me! And besides, there’s no fanservice in Shining Nikki—no ridiculous boob jiggles or panty shots like in games for boys. Stop it, chat! I’m not delusional! It’s Nikki, alright. Not Nikke. They are completely different game!

…Anyway! Moving back to the book. This time, I’ll really stay on topic. Let’s skip the boob part. This is a seiso stream, after all!

So, the second character in the book is really pitiful. She’s an orphan from the war, an ex–child soldier turned assassin. Then she’s chosen by a dark god to be reincarnated into this new world. She swears to uphold justice and help the new world flourish!

Isn’t that wonderful? On one hand, we have the classic NEET who gets transported and ends up as a maid. And on the other, we have this war orphan who promises to do her best to fix the world!

But… there’s a twist. A big one. And I can’t spoil it for you!

What book is this? Ahh, I’m sorry! The company hasn’t gotten sponsorship or permission from the author and publisher yet, so I can’t say the title on stream.

But… those who know, you know, right? Oh look! Some commenters already guessed it in the chat! Please don’t spoil it for the others, okay?

Remember, mentioning the title is fine, but don’t give spoilers. Spoiling is a very, very bad habit!

Alright, that’s it for today’s stream. Whew… I didn’t screw up this time! Good job, me. Remember—I am seiso!

…Wait, the stream is still going? Ah—okay! Bye-bye everyone! See you tomorrow!

Shorts #3: Lore

Hello~! This is your cute and cheerful VTuber, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

So… what should we talk about today? Hm? My lore? Haha! Don’t call it “lore”—just say my past, alright? Okay then, I’ll tell you my past. It all began in the kingdom of Elferinne.

As you already know, I was once a slave. I worked from dawn till dusk in a coal mine. Was I a woman back then? Yes—I was just a little girl at the time. Since my parents were slaves, I too was enslaved.

My job? I carried coal in a bucket, one load at a time, and dumped it into carts. Menial, endless work… I was at the very bottom of the totem pole.

So how did I become a queen, you ask? Well… when I was about to be executed for accidentally offending a noble, I ran. I ran desperately—straight into the legendary Trial of Kings, a trial no one had ever completed before.

But finishing that trial didn’t make me a queen right away. At first, I was only given the rank of a lowly baronet. From there, I kept climbing. And I kept by my side the boy I was forever indebted to.

But… many people grew jealous of me. And my love was murdered—assassinated in cold blood.

So, I assassinated them in return. And eventually, I rose to become an empress.

Unbelievable, you say? You want more details? Ahaha, sorry, sorry! That’s the short version. If I had to write my full autobiography, it would take two or three light novels just to cover it.

Alright, let’s change the topic a bit—let’s talk about love. That doki-doki feeling when you meet the one who holds your heart. Eh? Unrealistic? Love is dead? Only money matters? Come on, chat, dream a little! Love is real! You guys love me, right?

…Oi, don’t sell your wives to love me though.

Am I your waifu because you truly love me—or just because no other woman does? Ah! Sorry, sorry! That was out of line. I apologize to all the maidenless commenters. Don’t worry—even if you’re alone, I’m here with you!

Back to the topic! Wouldn’t it be wonderful to live forever with your beloved? I truly cherished my days with my love—living simply in a quiet farming village by the border. If only those jealous nobles hadn’t come for us…

But then again, if they hadn’t, maybe I wouldn’t have a lore. If I lived happily ever after, maybe I wouldn’t be here with you guys. So I guess… that’s a plus.

Alright, that’s it for today! See you tomorrow~ May you always be blessed with love and kindness from those around you. Love you guys! See ya!

Shorts #4: Food

Hello~! This is your cute and cheerful VTuber, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

*crunch

Hm? What’s that sound? Ah—just potato chips! My manager told me I should relax a bit, so I brought some snacks. I’ve got boba tea too!

What? Not healthy? Well, yeah, true. Ahaha! But hey, you only live once, right? Enjoy it while it lasts! Besides… we all are just poor souls working minimum wage with no future.

Eh? You have a wife and kids? Traitor! Ahaha, just kidding! That’s wonderful—you’ve got a family who loves you. How old are your kids? Son or daughter?

…Eh? Your wife left you, and now you’re paying child support? Oh… I’m really sorry. I don’t know what to say. Um… if it helps at all, I read online that over 10% of women cheat! And if you count other stats, it’s more like 20%—so altogether, about a third of people cheat. See? You’re not alone… Though, yeah, that doesn’t really make it better. Sorry, sorry.

But hey! There’s always the 2D world! Waifus like me—and my senpais—will always be here waiting for you. So be strong, okay? Ganbare!

Alright, let’s move away from the heavy stuff. Back to snacks! Chips and boba!

Since I’m a queen, it’s important for me to be graceful. Unlike you peasants, I don’t eat my Lay’s with my fingers—I use a spoon! The same spoon will be useful for boba later. I don’t suck the pearls through a straw—it’s a choking hazard, you know!

So? What do you think? Graceful, right? …Eh? Disgusting? Weirdo? Come on! This is the royal way of eating. You just can’t appreciate my sophisticated technique. With this, my hands stay perfectly clean while eating chips!

What’s that? Lay’s-flavored boba tea?! Pfft—cough cough—don’t joke like that!

No, no, listen! If you eat chips and then boba, the spoon cleans itself in your mouth! You barely taste the difference—maybe just a tiny bit of saltiness. Totally safe!

It’s not heresy—it’s revolutionary! My method keeps your fingers clean and prevents choking on bobas! Genius, right?

…No? Oh god, you guys are impossible to convince. Fine, fine. Next time I’ll act like a peasant and eat my Lay’s with my fingers and drink boba with a straw.

Alright, that’s it for today! See you tomorrow! Bye-bye~

Shorts #5: Collab

Hello! This is your cute and cheerful Vtuber, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

We have a very special guest today. You should know her since she’s my genmate. Yes, today I’m collabing with Alucatnia Majestina. Alu-Nyan, say hello to my viewers.

“Hello everyone. I am Alucatnia Majestinya, nya. Second gen Vtuber from V-Idol company. Nice to meet you, nya. So, Lily, what are we going to do today?”

… Sorry, I didn’t really plan ahead. When I shouted in Discord for collabs, I didn’t think anyone would answer. I’m mostly an invisible girl, after all.

“Oi! Don’t ask for a collab without planning, nya. What are we going to do now! Are we going to swing our heads for the entirety of the stream?”

Oh! That sounds fun! We can just swing our heads like this.

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“Alright. This is not going to work. I am going to use some of my convo cards.”

Eh? Really? As expected of an extrovert cat! I’m really no match for you, nya.

“Don’t use nya. You’re not a cat. Only I am allowed to do that, nya! Alright, moving on. This is a question from one of my viewers. What is your sexual fetish?”

Tentac— I mean vanilla. Yes! Vanilla. I like vanilla. Imagine two childhood friends staying together for life. At first, in kindergarten, they bullied each other, always fighting. Then, in middle school, they started getting closer because they were neighbors and complemented each other. One was the studious type, while the other was into sports. Their classmates teased them, so they kept their distance. That’s when love started to blossom, and they began to care for each other.

Then, in high school, they secretly confessed under the pink shade of sakura blossoms. They made their confession after graduation. In college, they began dating. After college graduation, they had their first sex. The studious one got a job as a government official, while the sporty one got pregnant. Their parents supported them, and they married happily ever after with two children—one boy and one girl.

“Oi. Don’t lie to your viewers. I heard some questionable fetish there! Ahahaha. Look, even your viewers called you out. But oh boy, you have some wild imagination there.”

No, I don’t like tentacles. Really. Well… if it’s consensual… but really, it needs to be roleplay, right? Just a curiosity thing. And you don’t need to mind this viewer. His wife cheated on him, so he’s just bitter. Ah, look at the time. It’s time for us to close our stream. That’s it everyone! See you tomorrow.

“See you tomorrow, nya! Tomorrow, Lily is going to have a collab with me! Stay tuned for more Alucatnia videos, nya! Byebye!”

Shorts #6: Alucatnia Majestina

“Everyone! Welcome to my stream, nya! I am Alucatnia Majestinya, nya. Second gen Vtuber from V-Idol company. Nice to meet you, nya! Today we have a guest, my slightly airheaded genmate, Lily2020! A queen from another world. Please give her a round of applause, everyone!”

Hello, hello! This is your cute and cheerful Vtuber, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

“Oi. We already talked about this yesterday. Change your greetings.”

Ah, my apologies! Hello! This is your cute and cheerful Vtuber from V-Idol company second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello! Today, I actually brought topics! Let’s talk about popular songs! There’s this one that racked up millions of views…

“No, we won’t talk about that. I’m going to continue the talk from yesterday. But before that, I’m always curious—why is your name Lily2020? Are you an android or something?”

Ahem! No, I’m Lily. I might be a queen, but I was born a commoner, and commoners don’t have family names. Since I was recruited in 2020, I named myself Lily2020—the year of my birth.

“I see. Quite a unique name, isn’t it? Pfft. Bot name… Well, she picked it herself. V-Idol doesn’t assign a lore to a character. We have to design it ourselves.”

Yeah, that’s why it took months for the characters to be made, right? By the way, what’s your lore, Alu-chan? Are you just pandering to catgirls?

“Oi, how rude. I am Alucatnia Majestina! A beautiful and elegant catkin from Meowland.”

But your chat doesn’t seem to agree. They’re calling you pervy cat. Horny cat. Oh—masochistic cat too! Do you like being hurt?

“I don’t want to hear that from you, tentacle girl. From now on, you are tentacle girl! Your nickname in my Discord channel is Tentacle Lily, or TentaLily.”

Nooooo! Please take it back! I don’t want to be known as tentacle girl! Are you trying to get me banned? We’re idols, you know! There are things we can and can’t do!

My munchies said they did some research on you. If you’re not TentaLily, then could you explain this picture? Jesus, 4.9 on SmutHub? You sure are something. We’ve got an expert here.

Noooooo!!! How did you find that?! Please delete it! Oh god, we’re live, aren’t we?! I’m dead. I’m so dead. This smug cat is so infuriating! I’ll remember this, horny cat! I won’t forget this humiliation!

Shorts #7: Allegation

Hello! This is your cute and cheerful Vtuber from V-Idol company, second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Waa! Amazing. So many people. There were only about 12 followers before, but now it’s almost doubled. Thank you, everyone, for coming to my stream.

Eh? What is Tentalily? I-I-I don’t know anything about that… really! Well, you know how some viewers are. Some of them are degenerates.

No! I am seiso! I have no idea who made such fictions. It was definitely not me. There’s no way this cute and seiso Vtuber would imagine being wrapped in tentacles, right~~?

Pfft… oi! Don’t start giving sauces. Hey, you! There’s a limit to what you can do! If you dare mention 177013 again, I’ll ban you forever from this stream, alright! That’s a forbidden number! I’ll call you a degenerate loser from now on.

Oh no. Yabai… ahem. Everyone, for some reason, viewers are starting to share some six-digit numbers. I have no idea what they mean. Really!

Why am I banning them? Um… well… oh yeah! Manager said these numbers are their PIN codes. Sharing personal information is prohibited in this stream, alright? Everyone, internet privacy is important. Please don’t share your PIN codes in public places.

Now, moving on… I really am going to ban these guys! I told you to stop spamming 177013! Those are unholy numbers! The forbidden tome! You degenerates!

Ah. Yabai. Senpai noticed me. No, Senpai, I don’t know what these numbers mean. These viewers are weird. Maybe they’re bots promoting some kind of safelocks?

Uwaa… why are there suddenly so many people coming to my stream? Hello everyone! For new viewers, I am Lily2020, a cute, cheerful, and SEISO second-generation Vtuber from V-Idol company. Nice to meet you!

Join the cult of forbidden knowledge? No! We are not making any cult here. I’m just chatting with some of my rowdy members.

Cheated Husband-san. I know your wife left you, but you can’t suddenly say NTR is good, alright? Cheating is bad. You’re not at fault, but don’t get excited about it!

Oh well. Even though I prepared topics for today’s stream… even though I wanted to tell you how cool this operator from Arknights is… alas, time is almost up. Thank you, everyone, for watching my stream! Please continue supporting this cute and cheerful Vtuber in the future, alright? Byebye~ see you tomorrow! Ah… I really need to work on my closing line.

Shorts #8: Skit

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol company, second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello!

Oi. I haven’t even done any skits yet. Don’t laugh. I’m pure, alright? I’m seiso.

I have a story to tell you! Listen to the joke I made!

A teacher came to class and called on the smartest kid. “Bob, you made a small mistake. Out of ten questions, you got one wrong. That means you get 90 percent. Congratulations!”

The whole class cheered. Then the teacher called the average student next. “Joe, out of ten questions, you got four wrong. That means you get 80 percent. Congratulations!”

Again, the class cheered. Then the teacher called the dumbest student. “Carl, out of ten questions, you only got three right. That means you get 80 percent. Congratulations!”

Bob, being the smartest, complained, “Teacher! Why do Joe and Carl get the same score?”

The teacher answered, “Well, if I give you less than 80, that means you fail. The government declared every student must succeed, so you all pass.”

“But that’s unfair!” Bob said.

“And so are minimum wage jobs, inflation, and rich guys getting richer with real estate and stocks. Ahahaha! Honestly, it’s good for me too! If you have more than three mistakes, it’s an automatic 80! Easy, right? Everyone’s happy, right?”

The class cheered again, approving the teacher’s method and the government policy. Since most of the class benefited, everyone was happy. Democracy at its finest!

So… what do you think about my story? Ahahaha.

…..

…..

Why is no one laughing? The chat is dead… It’s not funny? I’m sorry, I’ll do better next time. I thought it was funny. Well, there’s no way something this ridiculous would happen in real life. It was just a joke.

You got depressed instead? Don’t worry, I’ll do better next time. I’ll bring you another skit about a husband and wife! See you tomorrow! Don’t forget to like and subscribe to this cute and seiso Vtuber! My love will always be with you—bye-bye!

Shorts #9: magical Girls

Hello! This is your cute and pure Vtuber from V-Idol company second generation, Lily2020! Nice to meet you all! Hello, hello! Ah! Alu-chan is in the chat. Hello! 

Let’s improve my convo cards, let’s start with your hobby, viewers! What anime do you like? No, I won’t accept answers like Pokémon, Detective Conan, One Piece, or Naruto, alright? Come on, guys!

For me, my favorite is Madoka and Nanoha. They’re great anime, aren’t they? I love magical girls—I even wrote a fanfiction about one. I could name other magical girls I like too. Cardcaptor Sakura is the prime example. Then there’s Magical Girl Raising Project and Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka. Oh yeah, Gushing Over Magical Girls was also good!

Eh? I’m old? What do you mean? Nanoha and Madoka are almost 15 years old? Wait a minute—that’s… Ahem. Just because they first aired in 2011 doesn’t mean I watched them when they aired, okay? I, Lily2020, am always 17 years old! Your lovely idol!

Some of those titles are dubious? Ahem. Come on, guys. They’re R15—they’re safe for teenagers. I’m an idol, I’m a teen! Eternal 17 years old! I can watch them.

For those who haven’t watched them, let’s go over the synopsis. Don’t worry, I’ll do my best not to spoil anything. First, let’s start with Madoka. Magical Girl Madoka Magica is a lighthearted anime about several girls who make a wish.

After their wish is granted, these girls are transformed into magical girls. Together, they fight monsters called witches. See? It’s a lighthearted anime, girls!

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha runs in a similar vein. It starts with a kind girl who is chosen to be a magical girl. Then another “bad” magical girl appears, who wants to obtain illegal items called Jewel Seeds. This is also a good anime! Hm? No, it’s not a hentai. I swear.

Next is Magical Girl Raising Project. I really like this one. Again, the story follows a kind girl who becomes a magical girl. Then, they compete with other magical girls to see who can collect the most candies. Candies are created when magical girls do good deeds. It’s a nice, lighthearted anime about magical girls competing with each other.

Spec-Ops Asuka is similar to Madoka. Magical girls are chosen to fight otherworldly monsters known as Disas. Then Gushing Over Magical Girls is about an otaku who adores fluffy magical girls! No, it’s not a hentai—it’s R15, everyone.

I’m a liar? No, that’s not true! Anyway, that’s it for my anime review. Ah, I have an announcement to make! Tomorrow, we’re going to have an event with the whole second gen! Alucatnia, the cat you already know, will be there. Luna Wayfarer, the punny elf, will also be there. Stay tuned for the official channel tomorrow. See you then—bye-bye!

Shorts #10: Event

[Greeting everyone! I am P-san, your presenter today. Welcome to the V-Idol New Gen Event!!]

[Are you ready? One! Two! One, two, three, four!]

[Lily-chan!]

Hi! Hi!

[Nani ga suki?]

Gamu yorimo A—na—ta!

[Alu-chan!]

“Hi, nyaa!”

[Nani ga suki?]

Tabetai yorimo A—na—ta! Nya!

[Luna-chan!]

<Yes!>

[Nani ga suki?]

<Nemu yorimo A—na—ta! Chu!>

We are V-Idol Fantasy!

“This is a pen.”

<This is love.>

Love pen for you!

“This is an apple.”

<These are blessings!>

Blessing apple for you!

“This is a cat!”

<This is an elf!>

Cat elf for you!

This is a queen!

<This is an elf!>

“Elf queen for you! Nya!”

“This is a cat!”

This is a queen!

<Cat queen for you! Chu!>

Everything is for you.

<Anything is for you.>

“These lives are for you.”

And so… we are here for you!

“Yay!”

<Chuwa, chuwa, yay!>

Yay! Let’s dance!

“Stay sharp, and let’s dance!”

<Look here, and let’s dance!>

Everyone! Let’s dance!

“Yay!!”

[Wonderful! Such an amazing performance by our newest generation, V-Idol Fantasy! As managers for these idols, we sincerely thank you for your participation in this event! We shall await your attendance at our future events. See you!]

<See you!> “Bye–bye!” Byee! I miss you!