So Okay Here's the Thing

Suspiciously Familiar Character Hint — Episode 53 (2025-03-14)

Added 2025-03-11 21:14:09 +0000 UTC

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This is a snippet of the script for this Friday's Suspiciously Familiar Character Creation episode.

Transcript below:

MMS
So, let me get this straight. Trish, you’re a Drunken Master Monk, who you describe as big, incompetent, and “only has a +5 attack through sheer dumb luck”.
Trish
That’s my guy.
MMS
Tony, Life domain Cleric, who you claim is the primary peacekeeping element in the party.
Tony
Yeah, she tries to stop arguments when she can.
MMS
June is, unsurprisingly, a halfling Barbarian, and when I asked for your alignment, you said “chaotic chaotic”, which, I must emphasise, is not a canon D&D 5e alignment.
June
It is in my heart.
MMS
Nat, you’re a high-INT gnome Bard, and you went out of your way to clarify that the instrument you play is the saxophone?
Nat
Careless Whisper, baby.
MMS
And finally, Austen, you… didn’t give me a class—
Austen
Yeah, I did, I said “maybe Rogue”.
MMS
Okay, “maybe Rogue”. You then described your character as “surprisingly intelligent considering age”. Wanna explain what that means?
Austen
Nah, I’m good.

First person to guess what characters Trish, Tony, June, Nat, and Austen are playing as, and from what, before the video's release on Friday will get a shoutout in the video's pinned comment!