Joseph, you sound like the fucking idiot my friend. I'd much rather get my dick sucked than bang it out, especially if I'm not in the mood for a fucking workout just to shoot a load. Greg. . . . jesus christ, you've never sounded more like an old aged douche than you do talking about a flesh-light like it hasn't been around for a decade. You are absolutely a fucking weirdo and that's why you feel that way. Love you chooches, go fuck yourselves.