The Morning Rant #13: Protesters Who Block Traffic
Added 2022-11-02 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
Today we explore people who block traffic to raise awareness of things.
“And here, put this bright reflective vest on so you don’t mistakenly get run over by a truck thinking that you were a useless homeless person “
Fred Rogers
2024-08-10 00:12:22 +0000 UTC
Any protester blocking my car will lose a dimension of sight. (a.k.a. thumb in eye socket)
Michael Whyte
2024-06-30 07:11:46 +0000 UTC
Disgusting
Anna Black
2024-06-22 01:18:50 +0000 UTC
There are ways to do this right. MLK knew
Darrell Price
2024-01-09 05:20:57 +0000 UTC
One of these days someone is going to have enough and just run them over and back up do it all over again
Jason Tobi
2023-12-12 06:04:48 +0000 UTC
Get out of the road you silly c*** 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Jason Tobi
2023-12-12 06:03:31 +0000 UTC
THIS IS MOST DEFINITELY ONE OF MY FAVES HAHA!! I SHARED THIS ONE, ALONG WITH MANY OTHERS WITH PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN MY CONTACTS HAHAHA! BRING IT JOEY B!
Sylvia La Chiva
2023-11-06 22:08:37 +0000 UTC
Where are the police? How can they allow this?
Robert wilson
2023-10-31 20:11:41 +0000 UTC
Zip ties. Giant zip ties from harbor freight. Think of the potential....for a minute anyways
dan sandman
2023-08-12 20:31:37 +0000 UTC
Those guys are going to get them selves killed
Ali Alshamsi
2023-08-05 04:39:39 +0000 UTC
If they weren't coached on how to react then another explanation is a spiritual hivenind. As crazy as that sounds, its very real.
Angela Stacy
2023-03-20 00:31:58 +0000 UTC
I don't really do Patreon, but there isn't enough Joey B over there, so I made an exception. Only problem is this dog looking profile picture. My app doesn't have an option to change it. I might have to start identifying as a canine just to make sense of it all.
Edit: it might be a hamster or a fox looking again. I don't know. Might have to go full furry just to be safe
Sam Squanch
2023-03-13 23:56:30 +0000 UTC
Carry a spray bottle to use as you would on a misbehaving cat, but fill it with a good stinky asparagus urine. That or just crack some heads.
Hey that cow is not Stanley
2023-02-11 14:13:55 +0000 UTC
Take their glasses throw them away. Take their shoes off and throw them. Take a piss beside them. Bring a blow horn and constantly blow in their ears. We need more ideas this is insane.
Robin Gibouleau
2023-01-29 20:33:47 +0000 UTC
Its time for people to watch over peaceful protesters when the cops wont do it. I can't wait to see someone get out of their car to move a protester away from wherever they are protesting. straight bat to the back of the head.
Leobardo Ramos
2023-01-23 00:33:31 +0000 UTC
It makes you wonder how many people actually believe in the things they protest. They might just hire actors to do it for them.
mike.j.stone@gmail.com
2023-01-18 01:58:29 +0000 UTC
All you need is some liquid ass. I guarantee they will move.
Seth
2022-12-31 06:17:44 +0000 UTC
A Super Socker filled with piss I like that Idea
Steve Lacayo
2022-12-20 22:05:03 +0000 UTC
This is what the elites mean when they say useless eaters
L K
2022-12-18 04:40:28 +0000 UTC
Bro. People crying about there jobs , urgent hospital story's, etc....but think about some generations futher. If we continue doing like we used to, there will be nothing left to cry about. People say the protesters have to find a way via politic and such. But what if politic is comprised by people how are benefiting from the way it is now going? Lobbying, is the magic word in this world. And what if politic is only reacting when it's already to late. Do you know that the superrichs are not thinking in lifetimes. They are thinking in generations. Let me send U some regards from the future. 6th letter of the alphabet your Jobs and comfort shit. The guys how glue them self on the road are at least "standing" for something real. Not like the others U create your content around. Also the real Ahols are sitting inside a tone of steal just by them self. Every scientist is scratching his head. Double 6th letter U for the bottle of piss. Your Kids kids Kids
Betonmischer Axel
2022-11-30 21:44:04 +0000 UTC
I try to be a good Christian, but all I can think when I watch these videos is: move out of the way bitch.
Lauren Worlton
2022-11-30 11:09:03 +0000 UTC
Just once I wish these people would glue themselves to something interesting. Like, say, a tank or a missile. They take no real chance in their protest. Its always inanimate objects that cant hurt them. Glue yourself to the front of a diesel locomotive if your that serious about stopping the use of fossil fuels. Or perhaps sit on the launch pad for the next Space X launch. Rockets are probably not good for the ozone layer. Show some real commitment...and let us have some entertainment at the same time. If I got the opportunity to watch a dozen or so of these nut sacks do their best impersonation of a marshmallow on a stick at a campfire during the next launch, you would have to glue me to the wall of the basement to keep me from tuning in. Its a win win for everyone really.
Jon Van Meter
2022-11-29 22:58:51 +0000 UTC
I bet a good portion of these goons are hired. I would say best way to deal with it is keep a can of pepper spray or bear spray on hand but as well pick up several bottle of liquid ass (that is the real name). Start with some liquid ass and see if they insist on sitting in place which I think most if not all would end up throwing up running... Worst case spray around the front of the car and I am sure they will buzz off. I feel lucky I haven't had to encounter this but if I had a real life emergency, you bet they would either get out of the way or become collateral damage.
Christopher Goyra
2022-11-15 22:09:22 +0000 UTC
All these idiots gotta do (if they can read) r go look up Time rag every decade an the cover is ; We will all die in 7 years!. The next decade is the same bs. We are so narcissistic that we believe we can actually destroy the planet;? Well this planet will still be here long after every last dumbass is gone!
Keith Samples
2022-11-14 20:32:03 +0000 UTC
The people who tell you that this is a man-made climate change, are the same people who tell you that the sun will consume the earth in x-billion years. My point being everything could be lies.
Kim Windy
2022-11-07 00:58:59 +0000 UTC
Here is what I say to all global warming people. 12000 years ago (a blip on the time scale of the earth) glaciers covered North America a mile thick all the way down to Manhattan....then the earth began warming...how did that happen? The climate has been changing since the moment the earth formed and it will continue to change until the Sun expands consumes the earth and then dies.
Kris Kobylski
2022-11-05 03:45:00 +0000 UTC
Can you do a video on that stupid war propaganda on Tiktok and youtube reels (or whatever it’s called)? All I see is video of israeli women soldiers dancing provocatively and then ukrainian war and religion (muslim) propaganda too. (Besides mostly slutty videos of people dancing with no originality whatsoever)
ninja ninja
2022-11-03 15:21:23 +0000 UTC
Noticing patterns which causes you to question things??!… hmmm one would think you’re a conscious, cognitive- thinking human being Joey? Careful now, you’re on a few government watch lists. 😂😎
Robin Johns
2022-11-03 01:36:04 +0000 UTC
The idea of a bottle of urine is very good. Everyone should keep a bottle of urine. These pathetic parasitic zombies are taking the piss, it's only right to give it back.
Kalvin Mauve
2022-11-03 01:23:08 +0000 UTC
I fully support fighting against climate change by just using them as human speed bumps! I mean think of it- won’t have all that carbon foot print used to make the asphalt for speed bumps, the city won’t need to use the gas powered trucks used to carry the asphalt to the road, the city workers won’t need to use their gas powered cars to get to work. all the money the tax payers will save by using these fools. And not to mention these saviors will always be known for sacrificing their lives to climate change. It’s a win win situation! Greta must be so proud of them🙃
ban_the_bra
2022-11-03 01:17:57 +0000 UTC
Many of our biggest, most successful companies are oil & gas related. And coincidentally, our eco-warriors want those companies hit with crippling taxes (presumably so companies from other countries can make more profits and we'll have even less influence as a country than we do already...)
That girl - I was sure she was pretending to be that stupid. It can't be possible, can it? Sigh...I know I know
Henry McGuinness
2022-11-02 22:35:05 +0000 UTC
The thing is the UK has a great transit system that will take you anywhere practically. I’m confused why oil would be such a huge topic. The cars they drive are small, people ride mopeds. I spent several weeks over there and either walked or rode the train and bus. Germany is the same way. We need to think about adopting that system in more states besides NY. I live in WA and Seattle provides electric scooters parked all over the city you can ride and we have the Sounder train that leaves every half an hour. It’s great and because I work for the government I can ride free anytime I want and nobody bothers you
Also, I think that tongue girl hired fake fans, the one that didn’t know hair grew from your scalp 😐
Nurse®™
2022-11-02 21:48:39 +0000 UTC
these people do not deserve a peaceful and non-violent solution. They deserve to be hit with a baseball bat. And I'm not kidding ...
Paweł Jankowski
2022-11-02 21:20:12 +0000 UTC
By the way, can I plug the music I do? You sometimes like seeing this sort of thing, Joey. Sorry if this is out of line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbN1IrLU7qc
Henry McGuinness
2022-11-02 20:51:53 +0000 UTC
This is bad in the UK. I was busking in Oxford today, and a bunch of primary school kids (in their uniforms) were being led around town screaming about oil etc....by their teachers. This is very common. I've seen it numerous times. In time when they're meant to be teaching our kids how to read, write etc, certain teachers are encouraging them to be angry activists. This is BEFORE THEY LEARN THE CRITICAL SKILLS TO QUESTION THIS STUFF
Henry McGuinness
2022-11-02 20:49:08 +0000 UTC
Ugh! They are so pathetic! I love how the sane people just started grabbing them and dragging them to the side. Get the fuck out of the way!
Melissa Montelli
2022-11-02 19:52:27 +0000 UTC
"Get out of the road, you silly cunts!"
B Welkinator
2022-11-02 19:38:18 +0000 UTC
Lord forgive me... But I'm not gonna lie, I was pulling for the lady in the range rover to hit the gas.
Amanda-Magdalena
2022-11-02 16:46:26 +0000 UTC
That's illegal in Florida, blocking traffic and protesting outside a private residence. I don't think that has been tested yet. No coddling these morons.
Deborah Brown
2022-11-02 12:44:51 +0000 UTC
I fully agree. Those people always manage to make everyone hate them even more. No idea why they think this tactic is a "good" idea.
nÄsh
2022-11-02 12:36:30 +0000 UTC
These are definitely organised by NGOs. The green agenda requires that we let go of our quality of living and live like insects in mega cities, while the rich get to enjoy freedom of movement and wealth. The World Economic Forum has some grand plans for us, you see. This ain't a conspiracy theory, they actually put out a video saying "In 2030 you will own nothing and be happy". Plus, everywhere around the west articles about eating insects to save the planet are popping up. Nothing theoretical about it.
Ilya Kraev
2022-11-02 12:16:10 +0000 UTC
It's a shame that pulling out my 9mm in this situation is frowned upon
Samantha G
2022-11-02 11:39:10 +0000 UTC
Lol love your vids joey..we are truly living in an open air asylum
Twin island people
2022-11-02 11:30:39 +0000 UTC
lol.....i love watching these retards
Carrie Masterson
2022-11-02 11:16:12 +0000 UTC
No way Joey at 3am! Helllll yeahhhhhh. Love you Joey
Kalen Dixon
2022-11-02 10:14:17 +0000 UTC