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Joseph P Borelli Jr
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The Morning Rant #5: Weird Celebrity Rituals

Today we explore celebrity rituals, fake personas, and deceptive people.

The Morning Rant #5: Weird Celebrity Rituals

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You don't need a shaman or anything really complicated. Just go sit by the lake, a river, in the woods or even your bedroom with no TV. Just silence. Put down your phone. Then just sit there for at least 10 minutes. Enjoy the moment and try to just think about nothing. If you can't do that then try to focus on positive things and how to solve whatever keeps occupying your mind.

Colin Klang

Yes but I feel sorry for the Fresh Prince. I still got the CD. And she would have made a good GI Jane.

Eduardo Torresi

"These people are caricatures of human beings" - Spot on!

Steve T.

"fucktardery" heh heh! :D

Steve T.

Unreal, eh?

Steve T.

Absolutely spot on as per, Joey. And as for the last story? It just makes me more grateful every day that I left the virtual cesspit that is Facebook (I don't do any social media for that matter). I get it from a business-perspective for some people or even those people who like to follow activity or interest groups etc. But for me, when the cons FAR outweigh the pros, then I am fucking OUTTA THERE. Have a good weekend, mate :)

Steve T.

Amazing story with that photoshoot girl. I had the same situation happening to me - was sleeping with a girl who's BF was a musician and on the road all the time. She never caught him cheating but straight away assumed he is doing so quote "I just know he is definitely sleeping with his fans, you know how it goes .. " with 0 evidence presented .. :)

Branislav Ballay

We are witnessing the collapse of a civilization in real time. I’m pretty sure this is what Rome looked like when it collapsed. Would Nero look out of place fiddling while Rome burned on TikTok? Oh wait, there already are videos of people doing that. Human beings have not evolved to live such comfortable, insulated, challenge and stress-free lives. When society gets to that point, it will always destroy itself. We are victims of our own success.

Mike Moulton

MK ultra mind control is a horrible thing

Matthew Stitch

True that. I live in California where things are completely Looney tunes. The best we can do as parents is point out the stupidity of these people to our children before they become their idols. I have a neighbor who has a 15 year old son that boxes, plays football, has a job, plays guitar, and doesn't have a cell phone. I praise that kid every chance I get as these activities and values he has are his own. His parents don't make him do any of those things. There is still hope.

David Johansen

This is the mental health crisis they try to sell to the world

Fabrizio Nocivelli

Same goes for politicians, presidents, leaders, billionaires etc. they're all just humans trying to understand their reality just like you and I, they are not better just because they "hacked" certain social aspects of living styles.

NeatEyez

Wonder what happens when you splash holy water on them

Tingle604

Ugh, she has that same voice as the hand around her neck girl. Just got your narcissism shirt delivered today! Thanks dude!

David Johansen

How much you wanna bet she doesn't even know the difference?

Rudolf Hergesheimer

Why would Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly go to Costa Rica for Peruvian Shamans, someone needs to inform them that they would have a better chance of finding them in Peru.

Jay Galyon

Mr. Smith, there is an acid solution for that kind of demon you tolerate. Use your f*ing money to free yourself. The state does false flags, but he can't? Why is he rich? At this point LA does have enough homeless crazy junkies, someone will do the job. Depression is sadness plus powerlessness.

Sascha Sand

So on point especially regarding children. And then they wonder why depression/behavioural issues/addiction happen so frequently. It seems they are so quick to cry mental health but they don't want to talk about why its happening or what is contributing to it in the first place...

Kaye

The Will Smith motivation video was so cringe. Why act like you're making this shit for us? It's for yourself because you don't seem to have a support group. I have mine: my damn family. If others don't have a supportive family, then maybe they have friends or therapists for that, not some celebrity they've never met.

Rudolf Hergesheimer

This is why we as a society should ignore life advice from these types of people.

Kris Kobylski

This is worse than Angelina & Billy Bob...

Heidi ALFONZO

Not sure if Megan Fox is a female.

Kat Evangeline

They make life so much more complicated than what it needs to be. They go so far away from religion and God, that they end up in the same place, but offside down, worshiping the devil without even knowing.

Raul

Hopefully we are seeing the peak of this fucktardery. There has to be a cultural correction looming!

Dustin Carlson

It’s true that, when a physically beautiful person acts disgusting, they become unattractive.

Mrs. Yliana Chaleff

These people have too much time and too much money on their hands. If they worked 9-5 jobs like the rest of us they wouldn't have time to run around the jungle 🀷

Vinny Sav

These people are caricatures of human beings. They have unlimited resources. Always taking a class, a trip, a drug. You can't buy peace.

Precious Faith Alone


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