LazerPig

Evening Squire

Added 2022-09-06 11:59:32 +0000 UTC

For context.

Once upon a time Squire released a video where he was dressed as Hitler, since then the picture of him as Hitler with a gun in his mouth has become something of a running gag in a lot of his videos where he plays German characters, it is also his Discord profile picture.

Because I talk to him quite a lot I see this picture all the time, and I think it was imprinted onto my brain because after a certain evening of drinking far too much wine I had a rather bizarre dream where I was sitting watching one of his videos.

For some reason, in spite of going blank for days at a time when I need to write one of my own scripts, my drunken hungover imagination while passed out semi-naked on top of a pile of books I was supposed to be organizing, presented me with a Squire video which does not exist.

And I am rather thankful that it doesn't.

Of course, being stuck with the image of this video in my head the entire day after I was forced to finally write it down, and yes I did send it to Squire who immediately promised to use it as wallpaper for his office.

So for your benefit, here is the script for that video that literally came to me in a dream.