Asking for a Friend — Eternal Beach City
Added 2025-09-15 18:20:33 +0000 UTCI said it’s “not safe for work”! If you can’t handle seeing a dick, you can’t handle… life! Or, you’re twelve. If you’re twelve, I’ve got no gripe with you. Not only is being twelve not your fault, but I’m confident you’ll grow out of it. Just takes time. Some have said I even had such a phase for about a year a long time ago. I will neither confirm nor deny these rumors. You will be hearing from my lawyers if you repeat such an egregious accusation.
