Stripping Rights — Eternal Beach City
Added 2025-08-20 22:32:29 +0000 UTCActually, now that I think about it, are the lifeguards at nude beaches also nude? On the one hand you’d be kinda out of place and might feel left out. On the other hand, you are at work, and how are people going to distinguish you as someone with some level of authority and responsibility? Clothes really are useful indicators for that sort of thing.
I guess you could use body paint and write out “lifeguard” across your torso. Or… wear a whistle. But then what if someone else brings a whistle?! Maybe it’s just understood that anyone not there in some official capacity should leave their whistle at home. “Stolen valor” is the term, if I’m not mistaken.
Comments
Huh! Google says: "Lifeguards at these beaches are not required to be nude themselves and typically wear standard uniform attire for safety and identification purposes."
Drakloryn (Andricus)
2025-08-23 22:41:19 +0000 UTCHoly shit. How fast can this be put into production?! We’re gonna be millionaires! And yes, I’m cutting myself in.
Ty Halley
2025-08-20 23:36:51 +0000 UTCI might want a men’s speedo that looks like a vagina.
corey miles
2025-08-20 23:34:44 +0000 UTC
