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Reading God awful sex scenes

It's just funny init. 

Disgraceful and lewd language, not for the over 60s. 

Reading God awful sex scenes

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I fear your efforts to turn us off with these appallingly unerotic excerpts was ruined by your extremely sexy laugh right at the end.

Lord Beb

Her boob felt like a bag a sand.

Owen O-Eazy Walker

Tell me you've never actually had sex without telling me you've never actually had sex...

Josh Richard

From the title, I thought you were going to be reading awful sex scenes to God. Probably better that you didn't.

Fenway

Oh good god! How absurd! A blinking Anus and friendly fire in one’s own eye? SMH 🤦‍♂️ well here’s looking at you kid! Hachachachacha. 🤣

Owen O-Eazy Walker

The aroma be a fish out of water. YIKES! 😬

Owen O-Eazy Walker

what if you're 'old at heart' like me? ......... I think using 'a fish in water' as a sexual analogy is one of the worst things I've ever heard 😆

Kevin Lowe

Thanks for putting in the effort for the time stamps.

Kyle (Fechin)

The worst sex scenes in books Reading the worst sex scenes EVERR 00:00 - intro 00:30 wilbur smith - desert god 01:40 manil suri - the city of devi 02:35 nancy huston - infrared 03:20 david guterson - ed king 03:57 rowan somerville - the shape of her 04:52 jonathan littell - the kindly ones 05:36 rachel johnson - shire hell 06:20 norman mailer - the castle in the forest 07:17 iain hollingshead - twenty something 07:55 giles coren - winkler 08:37 tom wolfe - i am charlotte simmons 09:32 aniruddha bahal - bunker 13 10:11 wendy perriam - tread softly 10:42 christopher hart - rescue me 11:40 sean thomas - kissing england 12:10 a.a. gill - starcrossed 12:41 sebastian faulks - charlotte gray 13:20 - outro

GfAsmr

Oh dear 😅 🙃 thanks for another video Sarah

Virtual Dave


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