Happy Friday!
Added 2025-06-13 07:00:07 +0000 UTCJust letting you know this week has been a bit busy but I will have some new naughtiness for you this weekend. Hope you all have a gorgeous one!
And in case you need a giggle:
Two sperm are swimming around inside a lass. One says, 'Are we at the egg yet?' The other replies, 'Nah mate, we've only just passed the tonsils..
My wife called out to me from the other room: 'Do you ever get a shooting pain across your chest…like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?' I said, 'No?!' She said: '…How about now?
A little girl asks her father, 'What is SEX?' The father thinks, this is the day I tell my little princess everything about sex. He sits her down and explains sex, including sexual intercourse, conception, sperm, eggs, ovulation, menstruation, etc.
Then the little girl asks, 'Daddy, what is a COUPLE?'
He explains that a couple is when two people are romantically involved and that it usually involves them having sex. Then, in his nervousness, he begins explaining in too much detail the different sexual positions. Finally, he cuts himself off and asks the little girl, 'Why do you want to know about a couple and sex?'
She replied, 'Mommy said that lunch will be ready in 'A COUPLE OF SECS.'
❤️😘
Comments
A good thing ruined by a period.
Jari
2025-06-14 04:30:24 +0000 UTCWhat is 6.9 ?
Jari
2025-06-14 04:29:49 +0000 UTCHope you get time for some R&R too!
Mike
2025-06-13 09:33:12 +0000 UTC
