Happy Friday!
Added 2024-03-29 05:00:04 +0000 UTCJust wanted to wish you a gorgeous weekend. Thank you so much for being a part of my Patreon and supporting the naughtiness I love creating for you. I am so excited for next month! π
And in case you need a giggle:
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" πππ
Comments
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Pamela Brown
2024-03-29 21:35:15 +0000 UTCLmao
Pamela Brown
2024-03-29 21:34:32 +0000 UTCLol
Pamela Brown
2024-03-29 21:34:02 +0000 UTCAn Erotic Candy Joke (story)... haven't told this one in a while. "Mr. Goodbar" went to the candy shop to visit "Ms. Hershey" for a "Bit-O-Honey." They have a spicy relationship and while going to the backroom, they were "Snicker"ing. Mr. Goodbar played with Ms. Hershey's "Mounds" while she was playing with his "Almond Joy." Things heated up like "Hot Tameles" and Mr. Goodbar took his "Butterfinger" and put it in Ms. Hershey's "Milky Way." As they climaxed, Ms. Hershey screamed out, "Oh Henry!" as Mr. Goodbar released his "Nutter Butter." Nine months later they welcomed "Baby Ruth."
Vincent
2024-03-29 20:03:59 +0000 UTCπππ Thank you for that!
JPAudio
2024-03-29 13:45:21 +0000 UTCA little boy once saw his dad in the shower, he asked his dad "what's that?" And the dad says "that's my limousine" the child then sees his mum changing and says "what's that" and she says "that's my garage" one night the child got scared and was sleeping in his parents bed, he crawled under the covers and said "Woah mum! Dad's parking his limousine in your garage!"
Phoebe Genevieve
2024-03-29 05:22:08 +0000 UTCThanks for that π I just spat my tea everywhere!!! πππβ€οΈ good laugh π
Phoebe Genevieve
2024-03-29 05:06:25 +0000 UTCWhy is there no pregnant Barbie ? Because Ken came in a different box.
Jari
2024-03-29 05:06:16 +0000 UTC
