Who's in Need of a Giggle?
Added 2023-07-18 15:33:50 +0000 UTCI saw these and it made me think of you. π€π
1. Life is like a penis. Women make it hard for no reason.
2. Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
noooooooooooo!π
3. What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?
A glad-he-ate-her. π
4. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.
Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
πππ
Love you guys! πβ€οΈ
Comments
Thank you for these, I'm definitely using number 3 on my history major friend. Here's one of my favorite dirty jokes: "Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."
Supergalaxy579
2023-07-19 06:17:54 +0000 UTCOh Mike! I'm sending you massive hugs and love. So sorry for the loss of your furbaby. πππ
JPAudio
2023-07-18 16:36:43 +0000 UTCThank you for sharing these. I lost a beloved animal today, but reading these made me smile. Thanks for a much needed laugh, your timing couldnβt have been better. (Timing couldnβt have been betterβ¦β¦..obligatory βThatβs what she saidβ, since weβre doing dirty jokesπ)
Mike R.
2023-07-18 16:11:23 +0000 UTC
