It's been a tough weekend, fam. Evitel has been locked in a dark room with migraines while Tali has been working on the script hoping that she will be well enough to record... it doesn't look like that's going to happen this time, with our apologies.
We thought this might be a good opportunity to share with you the script Tali wrote (or at least, his part of the show) so you can see the kind of catastrophe this man puts down on paper and somehow ends up making a (semi) presentable show out of. Try to read it in his voice whilst imagining HILARIOUS graphical inserts, close ups and wry smiles (the opening paragraph was going to have Hogrus whispering in Tali's ear like a Sooty puppet it was going to be BRILLIANT).
Also someone please link a good spellchecker. Actually don't bother we won't use it.