Here it is. After 3 renders (the third of which took almost an hour), it's finally here.
Note: I am aware that there is a lot of visual glitches. The reason for these is I edit it in one format (so it doesn't lag and thus annoy me to hell) and then swap in a higher resolution format for the final version. Downside seems to be that it reduces the clarity of the final version.
As I cannot edit it in the higher-res format, it's either live with the glitches or upload it in a lower res. I will try that one next time and see where it gets me.
Note 2: Flagged x3. Grumble.