Monthly Winner, Next Month's Questions, and Merch Announcement.
Added 2021-06-17 18:23:14 +0000 UTCHappy June everyone!
To start off I wanted to announce here that I'm going to start offering merch, namely starting with stickers, to my Patreons as an added thanks for their support. The plan is to offer these along with the $10 and above. I already have an artist ready for the art (to be announced soon enough) which will feature a lovely headshot of the shopkeeper with a bit of text around the outside. What that text will be is going to be put into a poll also going up today so be sure to vote for your favorite. ^^ If this goes well and people enjoy it, further characters and merch options will become available.
Now, as for last month's poll, the winner for the third 'Try Not To Be A...' will take place in a farm or zoo. So expect a fun tale involving a bet and, to make thing exotic, the curse playing out at the zoo.
As for next month, there won't be a poll because this one is going to be one where I'll be taking replies for the next 'So You Want To Be A...' series. Mostly due to a lot of requests for the shopkeeper and she would fit nicely given the merch announcement. So either reply to this message with your idea or like the replies you want to see. I'll take the winner or do my best to work with a tie if need be. ^^
Lastly, I am still on track to open commissions again in the coming weeks so stay tuned. ;)
-KM
Comments
"so you want to be one horse" It's the second time the shopkeeper has gotten a poorly worded request where two individuals claim to want to be a horse. This time she double checks with them, but they don't seem to get what she is inferring and insist, cutting her off. The two individuals end up beginning to turn into the front and rear halves of a male horse and start to think something is wrong. The individual becoming the rear half cannot control their sexual urges and ends up violating the rules of the magic, making it permanent. And since they will merge with the other, they've damned the other individual as well. They end up fusing together and the rear individual becomes fully consumed and becomes the mindless rear of a horse, while the front person becomes a feral horse in mind, becoming the consciousness for the animal that has formed from the two.
WhiteflameK
2021-06-25 10:30:31 +0000 UTC"so you want to be a lizard" after suffering in 100 degree waiter and needing find a way to deal with it. he desideds to get something from the shop to make himself a scaly. it works as he enjoys the heat and eats all the rotting meat from his fridge after a heat wave killed his fridge but ends up in a zoo after his Ahole landlord checks the apartment illegally and get animal control invaled. thinking it ends with him explaining in retrospect to the police why he was found in the buff in the zoo, clearly hang overed
arthur D. gonzalez-martin
2021-06-21 04:23:19 +0000 UTC
