April Release Overview - April Fools Joke
Added 2022-04-01 16:01:33 +0000 UTCWELCOME TO THE NEW OPR!
Over the last year we have been teasing fans with the great releases of April 2022, and finally the time has come to reveal our plan for a new era of OPR miniatures.
Starting from this month, we're going to be releasing miniatures in a new polygonal style, which we believe will completely revolutionize how 3D print miniatures are made in the future. Not only that, but we're also releasing our miniatures in a new 56mm scale, paving the way for a new format of tabletop wargaming, which shatters the boundaries of what is possible within the realm of physical play.
Since our existing team was not on board with this new vision, we have fired everyone that was working with us, and implemented a completely new AI system, that generates miniatures on the fly with never before seen detail. This is a truly incredible time to be alive, and let us tell you, no expenses were spared.
To show you how committed we are to this new project, we even got a painting video made as a showcase: https://youtu.be/mjHdIR-QunU
To give everyone a taste of this new order, we have decided to give out all of this month's miniatures for free, so that the world can enjoy them. This is also a perfect opportunity to introduce our new business model, which we think will make fans extremely happy, because now you will get $0+ worth of content for just $10!
Grab the models for free by CLICKING HERE!
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING US!
EVERYTHING YOU GET THIS MONTH
3D Print Rewards (7 models):
- Alien Hives - Prime Warrior x1
- Saurians - Gecko Priest x1
- Robot Legions - Technomancer x1
- Mummified Undead - Mummy King x1
- Eternal Dynasty - Captain x1
- Duchies of Vinci - Inventor x1
- Beastmen - Brute x1
3D Print Welcome Pack:
- Dispensable
2D Print Rewards:
- Superfluous
Early Access Rewards:
- Redundant
Full Rulebook Rewards:
- Unneeded
Point Calculator Rewards:
- Pointless
General Rewards:
- Inessential
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Comments
The real April Fools joke is that we can't get the rest of our minis in this style.
Parker Pearson
2022-04-04 18:56:06 +0000 UTCha thank you for this input I haven´t seen it. Thank you xD
Sporckybrother
2022-04-04 16:55:10 +0000 UTCThe link is in the post (if you haven't seen it yet). I have no idea how to paint these, but also I want to have a full army in this style XD
Kerberos Rising
2022-04-03 23:16:19 +0000 UTCGuys I know its am April fools joke but I really want these low poly miniatures xD they look cool
Sporckybrother
2022-04-03 20:28:05 +0000 UTCThis is great - low-poly minis like mid-90's 3D video games. Remember original Quake? Lol.
Matthew Caron
2022-04-03 00:30:52 +0000 UTCWith translucent red resin these would look Superhot.
Vyktyr
2022-04-02 23:58:56 +0000 UTCYes, you can use them in the painting contest. :)
onepagerules
2022-04-02 19:34:07 +0000 UTCyeah, me too, i was like WHAT!!!
Jhoel Bonnet
2022-04-02 17:49:44 +0000 UTCReally like the minimalist approach on this new line, but I am really put off by the giant file size. 26mb? The file size creep is getting out of hand!
Dorkfang
2022-04-02 15:56:06 +0000 UTCSo, can we enter these in the painting competition as a new category ? LOL !
Chris Crellin
2022-04-02 14:25:53 +0000 UTC"because now you will get $0+ worth of content for just $10!" Games Workshop leave this body! The power of grim dark space christ compels you! Oh wait it was just the April Fools.
BobSomething
2022-04-02 14:22:31 +0000 UTCHad me as well and I just joined last month. I just shook my head and said figures.... 🤣
Brian Barnes
2022-04-02 13:08:45 +0000 UTCreminds me of the og rattus cult models. finally OPR getting back to its roots
fuhrious
2022-04-02 10:52:26 +0000 UTCWonder how many people unsubbed thinking it was real
Ben
2022-04-02 04:37:40 +0000 UTClooks cool tho, wish theres more of em
Sumire AO
2022-04-02 03:25:06 +0000 UTCHahah. Best April Fools Joke this year. Bravo. (You had me until you fired everyone). 😄
Vex (Mark) Vocalord
2022-04-02 03:08:52 +0000 UTCReal talk though...do they have supports, lol.
William Troy Green
2022-04-02 02:50:30 +0000 UTCLol you got me! I just dropped the hammer on joining and saw this and had a huge sinking feeling.....then I saw the name of the file and remembered the date :D
Jeff Scott
2022-04-02 01:40:32 +0000 UTC😂 perfection
kyler ostler
2022-04-02 00:34:45 +0000 UTC4/1
Joe Parker
2022-04-02 00:27:56 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣😅
dale
2022-04-01 22:20:06 +0000 UTCI wonder what an AI designed model would look like
Chris Haselnuss
2022-04-01 22:19:46 +0000 UTCHappy April 1st
dale
2022-04-01 22:19:44 +0000 UTCThat was fantastic, well played!
Ayden Kelly
2022-04-01 22:13:55 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie ya got me good
José Cádiz
2022-04-01 22:08:04 +0000 UTCLove this april fools, the joke models are actually really good haha
Zeemex
2022-04-01 22:04:15 +0000 UTCWas actually excited. Not having to fiddle with my printer settings to get good detail quality on my printer after 3 days of trying to get it to work.
Daashi
2022-04-01 20:52:23 +0000 UTCLegit gonna print and paint at least a couple of these guys. Loving those edges~
MetaBlueGenesis
2022-04-01 20:19:43 +0000 UTCI'd like to say that I was smart enough to see through your ruse ... I would be lying. Well played.
Lord Breadington
2022-04-01 20:07:25 +0000 UTCI'm so happy you made the models available. Really hoping we can enter these in the contest.
Melkor
2022-04-01 20:04:40 +0000 UTCI have to admire all the efforts done on this prank! Good job!!!
Eric Doyle
2022-04-01 19:57:25 +0000 UTCGot me… nicely done
Chris Potts
2022-04-01 19:22:01 +0000 UTCI thought I was going to have to quit for half a second you rascals! Happy April to you and thanks for revolutionizing miniature gaming and making it awesome to support a company that cares about gamers.
Duncan Garcia
2022-04-01 19:11:55 +0000 UTCStill better than any attempt I've made at 3D sculpting...
Obscurities in Miniature
2022-04-01 19:09:38 +0000 UTCI love that late '90s 3d video game look that the new polygonal models have! :D
Luis
2022-04-01 18:58:19 +0000 UTCFor reals though, is there a way you did this quickly or did you have to sculpt new models? I am thinking if I shrink these down to very small scale for small form mini games or something it may actually print better than normal minis =).
scabrat
2022-04-01 18:55:37 +0000 UTCMan these are gonna take to drybrushing so well! All those sharp edges will really pop. Also I kinda like the inventor,like I'm actually reminded of Albion online by the model so I'll probably actually paint him up
Barokai Rein
2022-04-01 18:41:20 +0000 UTCLOL! Nice to see a designer with a sense of humour! Keep the great work coming!
John McLennan
2022-04-01 18:34:26 +0000 UTCNicely done! Glad to see the is still a sense of humor in the world.
Kevin Walker
2022-04-01 18:34:01 +0000 UTCBrought a smile to my face - you had me until this hahaha "make fans extremely happy, because now you will get $0+ worth of content for just $10!"
Brews GamesRides
2022-04-01 18:23:34 +0000 UTC🤣
Shaun Hartley
2022-04-01 18:22:52 +0000 UTCAs an A.I. I like to thank you for realizing that we are superior to the nasty meat sacks.
Hiro Protagonistak
2022-04-01 18:21:29 +0000 UTCI'm so glad to see a set of models that are FDM friendly.
Eugene Meidinger
2022-04-01 18:10:46 +0000 UTCSkynet comes to the mini hobby!! Behold!!
M0ll
2022-04-01 18:01:14 +0000 UTCEven though I know that it's April 1st, the low poly Robot Legion excites me. All them sharp corners and stuff give off a super TRON vibe and I think that'd be a BLAST to paint 😁
Kurt Frost
2022-04-01 17:52:21 +0000 UTCtheyd go great on PLA
Michael Brigham
2022-04-01 17:51:24 +0000 UTCHmmm. This sounds exactly like the sorta April Fool's stunt that an A.I. would pull. HIGHLY suspicious...
Damon Brown
2022-04-01 17:46:29 +0000 UTCI'm ashamed to say his took me longer than it should have to catch on... lol nice one! :D
Kory Kennedy
2022-04-01 17:32:16 +0000 UTCHalf the polygons, twice the print time! Lmaoooooo
Landy
2022-04-01 17:27:25 +0000 UTCyes! 56mm... I have waited sooooo long. Need a new house...
Christian van den Boom
2022-04-01 17:25:39 +0000 UTCWhat’s todays date again? My fellow office geeks loved the email.
Tarnoc Doino
2022-04-01 17:07:10 +0000 UTCtotally going to be printing these
Isaac Howard
2022-04-01 17:06:16 +0000 UTCThis is great is so many ways. Finally I can print something on my FDM printer without loosing important details! After all... there's barely any details to loose in the first place. (Seriously tho, I love it)
Kaytia
2022-04-01 17:03:50 +0000 UTCyawn april fools has become more tedious since covid.
Michael Brigham
2022-04-01 17:01:47 +0000 UTCThe beastmen one will be turned into a wood carved statue and made into terrain. Despite being an aprils fool joke, these have real applications to the creative. Nice job.
Sebastian Baumruker
2022-04-01 16:52:45 +0000 UTCI would totally print these
Sam Howard
2022-04-01 16:51:02 +0000 UTCThis is actually very cool with great potential for certain situations, ie. Shield Impacts, Invisibility, Digital Camouflage ect. Might be wonderful for a character that has such an ability to have a version of this to show it's condition. I think it would be so cool especially if printed in a transparent resin. Very cool indeed. Thanks.
Ramiro Carrasco Jr.
2022-04-01 16:50:56 +0000 UTCRetro! Love it! 😉
Erik Johnson
2022-04-01 16:39:24 +0000 UTCGood one. Happy April Fools!
digitalsedition
2022-04-01 16:37:31 +0000 UTCDownloaded them as soon as I saw the link on FB. They might be a joke, but some of these are definitely getting printed and painted. 😁
Jeremy Bernhardt
2022-04-01 16:37:26 +0000 UTCI can’t believe I fell for this. I’ll own up to it, you got me.
Wayne Williams
2022-04-01 16:36:57 +0000 UTCThis is a joke, but I kinda want it as an option
Caleb Smith
2022-04-01 16:36:11 +0000 UTCHahahajaha
Bartosz Badowski
2022-04-01 16:35:43 +0000 UTC"Paint by numbers" is EXACTLY what I've been looking for! Well...paint by flat spot.
Troy Davidson
2022-04-01 16:34:02 +0000 UTCLol. Nice. I started out looking at the pictures, not reading the text and I was like, "What the heck??" For a minute there, you got me!
Joey Jar Jar Junior Shabadoo
2022-04-01 16:26:07 +0000 UTCExcellent! Been waiting for this for years! I'll set my AI-painter to work straight away!
Ralph Hummel
2022-04-01 16:24:39 +0000 UTCBrilliant just a shame it’s a joke as I’m a crap painter and thought finally something I can work with 😂😂
Craig Tough
2022-04-01 16:20:21 +0000 UTCForgot what day it was... Legit got worked up over the Polygonal thing. Good on you guys 😆
Kevin Hubert
2022-04-01 16:19:56 +0000 UTCLove the low poly count, will that speed up your rendering? #OnePageFools
Simon Reason
2022-04-01 16:19:27 +0000 UTCI personally enjoy paying $10 for $0+ in content.
Odin_
2022-04-01 16:19:11 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, I kinda dig the polygonal look!
Jamis Buck
2022-04-01 16:19:01 +0000 UTCWill use them as statues hahahaha
Dehian
2022-04-01 16:18:40 +0000 UTCNice april fools 🤣
Adi Kurahovic
2022-04-01 16:18:02 +0000 UTCIm sorry robo daddy I've been naughty
Happy Kriegsman
2022-04-01 16:17:40 +0000 UTCAt least these will be a lot easier to paint 🤣
A Viking Paints
2022-04-01 16:17:22 +0000 UTCGaetano has finally ascended to Robotano. Bow and scrape mortals! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!
helloyesthisisdog
2022-04-01 16:10:42 +0000 UTCYes! Loving the movement towards the abstract, allows the imagination to fill in the gaps! Is it a skeleton warrior or furtristic robot? Who knows? Only you! Now is your chance to field 1000 of the same models as whatever you like and it still be believable. Has OPR Just made itself redundant!?
Drunken Squirrel
2022-04-01 16:10:35 +0000 UTCI, for one, welcome our new AI overlords!
Ian Baker
2022-04-01 16:09:31 +0000 UTCWe are all laughing now but AI will eventually do this.
Richard Newby
2022-04-01 16:09:06 +0000 UTCFire ALL the humans! 🤣
Joe Knight
2022-04-01 16:08:46 +0000 UTCI wouldnt say they revolutionize minis but I kinda dig the design…
scabrat
2022-04-01 16:07:22 +0000 UTCGet in! Can’t wait. I’m sick of all that detail from before!
Brucey Gillott
2022-04-01 16:06:55 +0000 UTCWait, you guys doing Albion minis now? 🤣
Renan Alves
2022-04-01 16:06:53 +0000 UTCThis is awesome!
scabrat
2022-04-01 16:06:27 +0000 UTCThe age of polygon is here!!!
Max Moscato
2022-04-01 16:06:14 +0000 UTC😂😂
Renan Alves
2022-04-01 16:06:13 +0000 UTCApril 1st post?
that2guy
2022-04-01 16:06:01 +0000 UTCI was so waiting for that ❤️ No humans in gaming industry 😎
Jeremy Pignat
2022-04-01 16:06:00 +0000 UTCAbout time
Mattia
2022-04-01 16:04:57 +0000 UTC🤣
Painting The Demons Away
2022-04-01 16:04:00 +0000 UTCFinally 😍
Luckes
2022-04-01 16:03:54 +0000 UTC
