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P123: Stealing Soda From Chipotle (w/ The Couch Boyz)

Jay and Jon join the platinum show to dispel wisdom about pants and talk to callers about the little problems in life. Stealing soda, and of course, stealing bananas.

Comments

I agree . Lean into banana thief. 10/10 Halloween costume. Life size banana in a little thief outfit.

Kellie Palko

that boyfriend that doesn't like her getting soda in water cups is a fucking cop like ohhhh my god he sounds like an asshole

Heather Murphy

Those roommates are just mad because they thought it was just going to be the 3 of them and then a freshman got placed with them last minute. I had a toxic roommate situation and we didn’t get petty like bananas and using an air fryer.

Davianna Roberts

Chipotle corporate laid me off years ago so the CEO could live in his Newport Beach beach house so I’m always trying to fuck with their shareholders

Emma Blickensderfer

With the air fryer, I understand if the person who owns it has food allergies and just wants to know so they can clean it well before using it next but that doesn’t seem to be the issue here

Victoria

Merging late is good 🗣️🗣️🗣️ it’s called zippering 🗣️🗣️🗣️ it improves traffic 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Corenna Broussard

ooof jay the knoxville chipotle is the worst lmao

Scary Spice

We need a family feud episode w couch boys vs wrecking ball crew (sans Miles obv bc Miles has to host)

Lizzy

Dark Knight Rises IS the best one! Thank you Jay! 👏

Stephanie Rapacz

I dont think the chipotle couple should break up BUT i think this girl should seriously consider becoming physically abusive to her bitch ass bootlicker boyfriend who wont let her steal soda from a giant chain restaurant

Kombucha Papi


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