New Contest! Jason Voorhees Tiki Mug!
Added 2020-03-03 18:36:52 +0000 UTCMarch is a Friday the 13th month, so enter now to win this signed Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th GeekiTiki mug, PLUS we'll also throw in an autographed copy of The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies as well an Upshot Now comic!
To enter, comment below with your best obituary for the poor dearly departed prankster Shelly played by the great Larry Zerner in Friday the 13th 3D.
And a special thanks to our previous contest winners Matthew Kerr (winner of the dog DVDs) and Chris Rider (winner of the Travolta/Cage blu rays!)
Comments
Shelly, sweet Shelly, a prankster to the end. As we stand here and try to muster the words to pay tribute to such a loyal and kind friend. You made us laugh with an ax to the face, you made us cheer when defending us from biker gangs, you made us roll our eyes with slashed nec....what? That was real? Oh..um..lets not dwell on that, let's remember the your innocent smile and awesome hair! You mean more to us than Tommy and we all share your love of masks. You are a legend among vict...*ahem* men...and you will live in infamy in the minds of all who knew you and loved you. You stole our hearts, young Shelly, and even though you couldn't score, we raise our voices collectively in honor and say, "you doing something I shouldn't see!". May you rest in peace and never stop fooling around in the afterlife.
Malice Doll
2020-03-05 14:11:55 +0000 UTCTo our dear friend Shelly - master of pranks, bestower of masks. The size of his heart only matched by the size of his balls. He often told me of the time he was "this close" to scoring some sweet trim by single handedly saving lives from one bad ass street tough and his pet fox. Shelly helped create a legend while becoming one as well. You will be missed Mr. Finkelstein. RIP.
Timothy Lake
2020-03-04 22:16:49 +0000 UTC
