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Viewers choice for the 6/27 episode!

With the release of Independence Day: Resurgence coming this weekend, Patreon subscribers now have the chance to vote on which movie they would like to see for next week's episode.  Leave your vote on this page's comments section.  Voting ends this Thursday at midnight Central time. 

Option #1: The Asylum's Independence Daysaster.   When Earth is attacked by a hostile alien force, a small town firefighter and a rogue SETI scientist team up to activate the only technology capable of defeating the invaders.


Option #2: Inrearendence Day.  Porno spoof.  Need I say more?


Option #3: Independence Day 1983.   Mary Ann Taylor loves the comforts of her hometown in Mercury, Texas.  She has a steady job as a waitress in her father's diner, yet she can't help but feel unfulfilled by a life of pouring coffee and grilling

hamburgers.

Viewers choice for the 6/27 episode! Viewers choice for the 6/27 episode! Viewers choice for the 6/27 episode!

Comments

option 2

Milio Latimer

2

ColdReflection

#2

Kyle Brackman

2

Carly Booth

#2

Oliver Fischer

1

Don Morris

Option #1

Eric Parsons

#1

Joshua Nowell

Option 3!

Frunkis

#3

Dan Greene

Option 2 Inrearendence Day!

Egil Hellá

Option 1

agoodname

Option #3: Independence Day 1983

Mary Dutterer

Option 1

Cullen Bricker

Option 2, definitEly

Serafina Guizzetti

1

Matt Rodabaugh

I'm going with Option #1!

McCnation

Gonna have to go with Option #3. It will probably be the most boring and pointless of the movies...but it's also the one that makes the least sense, and I am a man who enjoys a good mind-freak.

Daniel Melican

Independence Daysaster (or Dr. Dobson's 'The Myth of Safe Sex.')

Patricia Kuehner

Option 3

PettsPlay

Option 1

Serinthia Kelberry

1

Dan Ambrose

1

CORPORATE AQUISITIONS RUIN EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH AND FOLKS KNEW THAT 50 YEARS AGO!

Option 1

Eric Grodewald

Option 1!

Omorka

Option 3 haha

Seth Edwards

Option 1 👍

Karl Bunnell

Option #1

Joseph Charlesworth

#3

Thomas Petersen

Gotta go for the Asylum choice. Option #1!

Scott DePouw

Option #3

PeaTearGryfin

Inrearendence Day!!!

Cinephile Studios

Option #2

Lumia

Inrearendence day for sure

Shea Conway

Option #3

Daniel Freinhofer

Inrearendence Day

MoodieBoy

Option 3

timic83

Option 3.

Planescaped

Option 3

Madam Satan

Option 1

CK

Option #3: Independence Day 1983

Bill Murphy

number 1

Danielle Nevels

Option #1

Pekka

Option #3

Brandon Johantges

Option 2

XYamX (Jason)

Option 3

Michael Couacaud

Option 3

Christina Tilman

Option 3

Brian Seaman

Option 1

Gojirahawk

option 2 all the way. This time we better get to see an alien that has a third testicle!

Shane Heppenstall

Option 2

Jason Millsom

Inrearendence Day please

James Fisher

Option 2. :D What? It's got Jeanna Fine in it. She was in Edward Penishands.

Chris Salcedo

#1 - Independence Daysaster Also, there's a presumed spoof of Independence Day called... Bimbo Movie Bash and the cover says it all - <a href="http://www.videoreview.ws/jcl.2/1/bimbo.movie.bash.vhs.s.a.JPG" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.videoreview.ws/jcl.2/1/bimbo.movie.bash.vhs.s.a.JPG</a>

Adam Bednarczyk

#3 - Independence Day 1983

Bookdust

Option #3 thank you very much

Rickard Jonsson

I'm choosing love over porn, #3 please

Andres Reyes

Option 3

Krystal Kraus

Option 3

Jamie

Option [hashtag] 1

Bardcraft

Independence daysasater sounds like it would be lovely for you to sit through

mr. meltdown

Option #3.

Jaksanape

Inrearendence Day sounds like the classier choice, so that gets my vote

Trevor Gumbel

Let's enter the #2 door.

Andrew Kennedy

Door #2 please

Brin

Option 1

Jason Wright

Option 3.

Jacob McLaughlin

3, all day!! I love when the theme is as loosely connected as possible!

Mikey Leffler

#3

cccccccdone

Option 1

Jeremiah

Option #1

Ryan Jacob Smith

Option #3!

Rick-Fil-A

Option #3: Independence Day 1983

Runtripfall

Option 3

Quint

Option 3!

Andrew Morel

Absolutely Option 3!

Adam Pearce

Option 2: Inrearendence Day

Donovan M Grant

Option 1

Jeff Gilbert

While I am intrigued by the Asylum's foolishness, we could use a good ole' bad porno spoof: Option #2

Michael Reddin

Option 2

Trey VanNoy

Inrearendence Day

Chris Simpson

Option 2!

Sondre Husevold

Inreardence Day

GeekyPug87

Option 2!

Lucas Nissenbaum

Option 1

AOL

Option 3!

Skottie Ryan

Option 1!

Critically Acclaimed Network

Option 1

Darrick Ward

Option 1!

Freckled1

Option #2. As much as #3 seems like it would offer the best material... I am incapable of turning down an episode on a porno spoof, small as it may be.

Space Jackal

Option #3

Oliver- Smilliereacts

#3

Heidi Wempen

Option #2

Eric Pulido

Option #3 here!

LydiaHyde

Option 2: Inrearendence Day. Porno spoof.

Delbert Sparks

Option 2

Jordan Shaw

Option 1.

David Jones

Option 3

William G. Bielski

Option 3!

Ginny Porter

gonna go for 1, but 3 would be great too

Mara

Going for Option #3, sounds great

Moomoo

ID1983. I'm hoping for Alice jokes.

stephen garza

Inrearendence Day since the porno parodies to me usually lead to the best jokes poking and referencing the actual movie. Plus maybe we'll get to see imitation porno Jeff Goldblum's oh face in the porno... don't know why that's an incentive but eh what can you do?

Neo Ultra Mike

Independence Day 1983!

4k Yeah

I vote Option 3.

Kaelee Alicia Bolme

The Asylum's Independence Daysaster sounds funny

max mcintyre

Option 2

Joseph Abouharb

Independence Day, or what I can only assume is the 1980s equivalent of Moment by Moment.

TheSpiralArchitect

Inrearendence Day

David

Option 2.

BlackwingHecate

Option 2

Chris Page

Inrearendence Day

Link Campbell

Option 2. I can't turn down a porno spoof. Sorry Brad for this choice.

Matthew Cuarenta

Option 1

Marco Buhagiar

Option #1 for me.

Joejira

Option #1 because the Asylum almost always has the best material.

Ziggy Szmulewitz

option #3

Thomas Weber

option #3

Miriam

option #3

Sarah Elspeth Pluhar

If this were uncensored I would go for the porno, but I think much more material will be garnered with the Asylum one. Option 1.

JD

Option 1. Have you done a Mockbuster before?

Duke Spubber

Option 1, please.

underclocked

Option 1

Activer Sky

Option 1. And Brad, your material makes my weeks easier to endure. Every week. Thank you.

Magnus Asplund

Porno spoofs always in theory seem like the best bet but usually they offer so little actual material. Let so option 3.

Mel Vitta

Voting for #1

Harald Burger

Seriously though: Voting for #3

Max Schmidt

All three of them!

Max Schmidt

#3 seems like it'd have the best material.

Alfred van Zant

Well, The Asylum is always very tempting but I gotta go with the traditional nostalgia factor and since the 80s where a batshit crazy decade I'm voting #3.

Felix Vosen

Option 1 please!

Cariad Eccleston

Option 1 and 3 are intriguing but I gotta go with 2...PORNO SPOOF PORNO SPOOF PORNO SPOOF

waywardlaser

Option 3

Mr. Obligatory

#3

Jeffrey Prawdiuk-Spurr

Option 1

Arklon

Option 2

Ken Lutz

I wanna say Option 3, because it would be so unexpected.

Jason R Jaskulski

Option #2

Sean Ireland

#2!

Rob

As much as I want option 3, I have to go with the porno spoof. Option 2 please.

Craig Martin

3, please.

Drew Bergstrom

Number 3!

Jubei

option #1!

Christopher Patten

Option 3, it just sound the most out of left field...perfect for a Snob episode!

Matthew Anderson

Option 2

Jonathan Johnson

Option 2. Must be option 2

Jason Robertson

#3 because best year ever :P

Rodrigo V. Perez

#3. Asylum I'm sure has been covered, and you've already done a couple ASS-ylum movies recently.

Bianca Kates keeps forgetting to change her Patreon name

#1 would be a ton of fun for you to riff on, but I don't think you've ever Snobbed an Asylum movie. #2 is more in your wheelhouse, but I think #1 would be a bit funnier. #3 is funny for like a few seconds of going "WHAT? This isn't the Independence Day I thought it was!", but then there won't be much more to bounce off of. Your call, but I'd say stick to #1 or #2.

Hank Kleinberg

Going with Option 3

Kaylie McCausland

Absolutely. Although with the 1983 movie it could really go either way. There could be nothing to work with or it might be a goldmine. Yeah, it's gotta be 1983 Independence Day.

Nicholas Jackson

I vote Option #1, if only because that image looks vaguely like The Langoliers.

Patrick Thatcher

Option 2. Bring it on!

Jade

Oh god all look so bad but I'm way to curious about what 1983 is about to not suggest

Brandon

Option 3

Ettore

Option #1

Rachael Anthony

Sorry porno spoof, it has to be The Asylum

Kieran Elliott

Option 1

Steve Novak

Option 1, I cant remember the last time if ever, snob did asylum

Brian W

I'm going to have to vote option #1 because that looks insane. But the porno spoof looks like it could be hilarious too. Any chance of doing both at some point or another, Brad?

Ben Brown

In keeping with the sincerity and values of your show, Brad, I will choose Option #3, as it seems to, more than the other two options, capture the honesty and sophistication of so many of the other choice works in cinema that you have so graced us with over the years. Thank you for involving us in this discussion Brad, and I look forward to this review. I know you will do the right thing.

Chris M.

Option #3

Erin Katalinic

Option 3

Russell Hale

Option #3, the challenging choice!

JWM

Option 2. Always porno spoof!

Maria Luna Celeste

I want to say the porn spoof spook badly, but option 1

Cory Fitzgerald

Option 1 (then 3) Then you won't have to black box everything

Helen Swinney

Inrearendence Day for sure. :P

Sean Farron


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