On Saturday night I got back from my gig around midnight (the downside of being more of a headliner than anything else these days is that you go “what’s stage time?” And they’ll say “10pm!”) only to find the Airbnb had a previously undisclosed security gate locked between me and the front door of my current abode. To which I hadn’t been given a key.
What a way to find out at midnight that the recipe for almost immediately turning me into a complete mess is to put bars between me and my baby. The sudden gate was out of shouting distance of the flat, as I discovered by doing a bit of extremely midnight shouting and relevant parties all had their phones off or were asleep, which I guess is fine and acceptable and a thing some people do at midnight...
I ended up using a construction ladder to break into my own flat, which was a startling process for all involved (including probably the ladder). Laser slept safely through the whole thing, so that’s good.
Writers meeting today, two salons this week and the book club. I’ll be writing on the News Quiz (please tweet them to say I was good on this week’s show!)
I also have a gig in the West End Comedy Club on Thursday, and will be doing Old Rope next Monday.
Everyone’s welcome to all and the times for the Patreon events are all in the calendar at the linktree