Yesterday (Wednesday) was a terrifying rollercoaster of emotions.
After Monday’s Trilogy, my first show back of ETHOS on Tuesday was really lovely, so after a day of lots of running around, writing jokes for Wednesday night’s Bugle and figuring out the logistics of getting to New Town Theatre by 9.10pm, when my show goes from 7.55 til 8.55, and I have to pack up a robot.
About midway through the day someone sent me a very “meh” review of my show and I felt annoyed and disappointed in myself, because it was a fair review of the (below average version of) the show I had done that night, and it’s bad when you let yourself down, compounded when you let an audience down, and worse when that’s then recorded for eternity.
This is the game we play, though. Any night is up for grabs as the sample night for a given audience or reviewer, and the job is to provide a consistently good show. You don’t get off the hook for having an off day if you’re a hairdresser (I said to myself, trying to drag my rational brain back from not enough sleep, early morning radio and mid-Fringe vulnerability).
I had a shower, and then wrote some Bugle jokes and headed in to set up ETHOS. I set up the visuals. I checked the speakers, the lighting state and the little closed loop speaker I have as ETHOS’ “mouth”. The techs came in to give me the 5 minutes to curtain call. I adjusted all the wiring for maximum aesthetic mad-science appeal (it’s the little touches), checked the voice responsive graphics, checked my mic, then ran one test cue to check that ETHOS’ mic was working.
And then disaster struck.
What happened?
NOTHING HAPPENED
My program; the “robot” of the show; the 150-voice-cue options that form the backbone of the show? Just didn’t work. Like. It looked like it was there but every file path told me it was unreadable.
7.52pm. 3 minutes to curtain.
I can’t start late, I have to leave bang on 9pm and jump in a cab to stand a chance of getting to The Bugle by 9.10.
I turn everything off and on again.
7.54
It doesn’t work.
I open a new blank file and manually transfer 105 files in approximate order from memory and set up enough of the triggers that it should work.
8.05.
Let them in.
The show went fine. The Bugle went fine.
I have no adrenaline left in my system. I have been up since 6am. I get to bed about 1am.
Big day yesterday. I hope I’ve run out all possible bad decisions and bad lucks for this show.
But then, today is a new day!
Richard Dunn
2018-08-16 23:21:07 +0000 UTCDean
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