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15 hours till Pennsylvania fuck holes

Gunna runner through the night. Fuck it. I still haven't pooped yet, it's gunna be bad

15 hours till Pennsylvania fuck holes

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I seen you filling up too didn’t know it was you though I work at the John Deere dealership a mile down the road

Carter Dickmann

Some of the TV gas pumps have a mute button, usually 2nd from the top on the right

Flying Wrenches & Busted Knuckles

I have tv on gas pumps where I live and it’s obnoxious af

WrightWilliam?

Every time I drive across it’s beef jerky and string cheese, I don’t shit until I get to my destination and crush a six pack of macro brews and smoke some non filter darts!

mhaase138

Peg, the 2nd button from the top on the right side of the screen usually makes the TV sound fuck off.

Tripp Watts

Just about 2 hours west of Richmond. STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!! It’s a libtard shit hole. Even our conservative governor cannot Unfuck the Fucking Fuckery that almost 30 years of demorat stupidity has waged on this state.

Clay Wiseman

Your saving it for Matt’s outhouse, aren’t ya

Jeff LeBell

Wengers is great place for parts, also have a machine shop, been in there plenty

Danger Ranger

Yeah I've been thru that tons. Delivered cover crop seed years ago and went to wengers for parts.

William Wertman

Hey peg, you coming through mercer pa? You need anything or an old Milwaukee after that drive get at a feller

Ferd FE Guy88

Yo boss man when ya get here to pa if ya need anything hit me up.

No Time Outlaw

Your going to the Worlds Largest Truck Stop then?

BigDan

Reckon a few people will drop by if ya stay, headed out that way myself

Clapped88IDI

I'm here. What a run. Started at 4 AM. 20 hour run, taking shorter route back.

Duane Anderson

Second button down on the right will usually shut the video on the pumps off

xWHOGAFx .

Well I’ll be damned lol 😂

Cole

Your going to see more pumps like this. Press the second button down on the right, its the mute button.

xGROMx

This sounds like you are skipping wisconsin and headed below us

Jacob

Frig i braught a 24 rack for ya to stay hydrated

Danthemintyman👌🏻

How'd ya get down there. Lol

John lance

Headed for that big ass truck stop on 80

Zip ties n bias plies

I'm just outside of cedar rapids. I reckon I'm stunned

Zip ties n bias plies

Peg if ya haven't passed lacrosse yet there's a few of us waiting at WisDOT rest area 31.

John lance

Fuckin say something if he runs by/stops up there, gonna be heading up thru janesville rather than waiting until 5am when he makes it down to Chiraq

Clapped88IDI

Fuck yea

Tristan Burke

👌

Christian Astrup

Yeah

Cole

Come take a stop in Niagara Falls New York, love to meet ya

Anthony Leaming

Are you here at the rest stop?

John lance

Well I sure hope not

Cole

Anyone else here at 31?

John lance

Wish he would update a little more often

Jacob

Should be well thru lacrosse by now

Clapped88IDI

I might see you on I-90 feller! Out truckin! Look for the big blue piece of shit freightliner with a black tanker

nut

Anyone have any updates on where he is at? Anyone run into him lately?

Jacob

Brotha ik syracuse is bum fuck out of the way but if you came by nothing would make me happier

MATT BAKER

Here's hoping I get to see ya in PA tomorrow before I have to fuck off to a shotgun wedding (I'm on the wood side).

SwedishBrickWrangler

Whats ur snap cole

Danthemintyman👌🏻

Yeah let’s keep our hopes up

Cole

give us a shout when your in CT if I see you ill buy you a beer

Dank Master Otis

Them damm tvs on gas pumps suck liberal dick

Caleb

Hour n a half out from sparta

Danthemintyman👌🏻

G with an O and a O with a D and T with an I and a M with an E!

jason holbrook

Oh fuck bud I was in supercommie Boulder CO for work a couple months ago and they have sickity fuckin sick dope touch screen gas pumps that talk to you there!

TinHatRanch

That or the loves in rockford, those shitters might as well be the king's throne

Clapped88IDI

Based off his map Im guessing he'll be going through lacrosse around 11 or midnight. Let's all meet up at rest area 31 and maybe peg will stop by.

John lance

Well stop in one of the shitcago oasis stops on 294 and leave a big growler in the shitters like you're Amber Heard.

Eatmydieselsmoke

no time because it’s peg and who knows 😂 but we will be at the WisDOT rest area 31

Cole

When n where

Danthemintyman👌🏻

We’re here to we got a meeting spot I commented earlier that’s off i90 so we have a better chance

Cole

Willerd's food bag only lasts so long...

Arden Nielsen

Drop by lacrosse n watch some tweekers do tweeker things also got some lates for ya

Danthemintyman👌🏻

Not sure about when he’d be coming around but I’ll stay up tonight since it’s a Friday and I’m doing fuck all at work tomorrow

Cole

Got mine too, all the way to the UK. I agree quality is perfect, plus a few free stickers. Got my flag flying high. Cheers ya minty prick.

Dean Sowden

Give Kamala a kiss for us!

JV

Drives within 3 miles of the house and doesn't even stop in for a cold Bush Light or 12

Travis Upton

Myerstown, Lebanon area

Danger Ranger

I'm numidia, you?

William Wertman

Im talkin in the middle of fuckin nowhere. I would have said to bury it but im pretty sure you aint got a shovel.

KeroseneKarl

I'm also in central pa, ya 4in we are supposed to get here

Danger Ranger

Just got the minty swag I ordered from your shemail website. Fuck am I stunned. Talk about high quality. Everything from the packaging down to the very last sticker was mint! Thanks ya minty fuck!

Gerrit B

When you get to Maine, hop off the interstate in Brunswick and take route 1 to Houlton. It's more of a trek but it's way damn prettier. If you do, lmk, I'd love to cruise with ya for a bit!

cbpercy06

I own a Volvo XC70 puddle jumper for back and forth to work. If it wasn’t for whippers on the headlights…. the thick rain of panties would of done me in on a few occasions. 👌👌👌

Shawn Burnheimer

Shhhhh. We don't need the growth to our north and east to know that.

William Wertman

If you were coming closer to me, I’d buy you some lattes.

PATRICK S MILLER

Break out the Pottsville piss water

William Wertman

Mostly central pa. I'm east central. Between 4-6" of rain tonight and tomorrow.

William Wertman

save it for kerosene creek and don't flush

wendell jones

Trust me I know, stuck here for the summer till I go back to Amarillo

Grant Tucker

PA is supposed to get hammered by a tropical storm tomorrow, gonna be a bit greasy if ya take the ol ferd offroading

Danger Ranger

Fuck yeah

Zach_Mcfukery_Zupan

Im near by rest stop 31 as well. Thatd be minty if you could stop there peg so a few of us could meet ya there.

John lance

Fuckin hell if thats true yer a fuckin life saver

Stunned 1776

Second button down on the right side shuts the gas pump up faster than a liberal confronted with facts instead of feelings

Christopher dienst

If ya can, do a flyby through west sunset court in madison, I've got a fucker down the street who doesn't seem to like loud noises and old trucks

Grant Tucker

No stops in the brown eye

Tom

Minnesota is great peg just stay away from the liberal st paul and minneapolis ... Better stop in austin and visit the spam museum You know the meat in the can!!

Bob Schoenfelder

That commode is gonna be screamin for mercy by the time you get to it

POSaddiction

Holy fuck mc fuckery im 15 minutes away are you gonna be there all weekend I go every year. I wanna bring you a case of true pa beer and slam one with

Zach_Mcfukery_Zupan

If you're coming through the south eastern part of the state I'll buy you lunch!

Cody Bean

Well shit.. if I knew you where would you be goin in PA, I'd buy you some road beers!

ThebeardedDarren Ams

Love that your deciding to go through Wisconsin and I’d love to meet ya if your heading on i90 WisDOT Rest Area 31 off i90 shoot me a message or reply when or if you would be there I’m a short drive away less than 10 minutes 👌

Cole

1000:1 odds you are not going to see Outdoors With the Morgans...my Money is on ole Matt @Dieselcreek

Robert Lee Murrer, Jr.

That there is Luverne, MN. I graduated from alternative school there! Keep that ol girl screamin! She loves it! You're really pushing them miles out of er!

idiTurdbohellraiser1776

Which Steam Show? In Chambersburg, PA?

Eric Whitsel

It's the wooden leg peg the lady's just can't resist

titles n beer

👌🏻 Sandusky Ohio, if you’re on I90 Ohio turnpike get off exit route 4 and shoot me a message, our place is right off the highway. Love to have you stop by for a quick cold snack and a clean shitter 👌🏻

Michelle Stallard

Happy pooping you big ASSHOLE! If Willard were with you you'd be there by now! DUH!!!!!!!

YOURNAMEHERE

My stompin grounds were out in findley lake ny but i worked out in erie pa for a construction firm. Spent alot of time in Pittsburgh and the surrounding areas. Mint!

OL'MuddPatch

Stop at the KwikTrip gas station in DeForest Wisconsin. Cheapest 1202 in the area, and clean shitters. It’s probably about 5 and a half hours from you. 4665 Dalmore Rd, DeForest, WI 53532

Jack Dallman

Hell yeah dude like some other guys said I hope to see you roll through nepa/poconos there's a lot of us Ford guys up here if you have issues hahaha you're still going to be across the state but maybe you'll roll through here on the weekend

Anthony Skorochod

What day you gonna be at the steam show peg?

Aaron Amarando

Yes! Is that the grove city exit? If i remember correct

OL'MuddPatch

Minnesota, you frostbackistan, keep the pedal to the mat

Diesel Drinker and Gas Gulper

Or stop at the 113 if you're going down I 79, there's one there. Mighty minty sammiches!

Brian Fairchild

when you get in maine I want to have a beer with you

Crissy Gove

Gonna be a cleavland steam show if you don't find a spot to shit! Lol

00BUCK

If you're coming across interstate 80 I'm working on the bridge in Clarion around mile marker 55. Let er Cheech a bit when you cross

glenn Edgewood

Well Fuck, I should have sent you some I did that Joe Biden stickers for the fuel pumps.

DEE - PORR - TAA - TION.

Right side, 2nd button from the top is the mute button for the gas pump TVs. They're all over Wisco for some reason

Chris n Trent

I build transmissions. It's fun.

Steven M Shuss

You can come shit at my house bud we got beer

Austin Kissling

I can also see i90 from my hotel though. 😂

Captain Hazelwood

We've just landed. See you in the morning Peg

Lord Muck

Well I'm in Toledo Ohio right now. But by tomorrow afternoon I'll be home to buffalo NY if you're heading that way.

Captain Hazelwood

Love this minty prick!

Jeff

I drove past one of your locations while I was on vacation last week. I've been wanting to break away from the auto side and get into HD.

Eric

I'm rockin the fuck outa i90, fucked if I know where I am tho

Zip ties n bias plies

Thanks bud

Zip ties n bias plies

Is that on my way fucker?

Zip ties n bias plies

There is a mute button on those fuckers

Travis Ekstrom

Not in merica bud... OK, maybe Chicago

Zip ties n bias plies

Stop by Cleveland bros Indiana Pa tomorrow. I'll give a tour and we have 4 shitters you can pick from. I'll show you where we rebuild caterpillar engines and transmissions.

Steven M Shuss

I'll cook you a steak breakfast if you can find me a 1 lb propane cylinder

Duane Anderson

Fuck yea

Zip ties n bias plies

You don't need to worry about not shittin out your ass. Your colon has lots of storage space, nice 'n deep like.

Paul Lauster

Better get that poop out. It's going to stack up. It's going to be so wide. It's going to rip you in half

jason holbrook

Hahahaha

Zip ties n bias plies

Headed to the steam show fucker

Zip ties n bias plies

There's no flooding. The googler has been saying that for a while now

Mitchell Dake

Welcome to America peg they like to put tv’s on the gas pumps 😂 we got some miller lattes up here in New York for ya peg

Victor Lane

I'll see you on 22 somewhere I'm hoping lol. Make sure to stop at a sheetz fuel station!! It's worth it bud

Brett Sossong

My fuck! Thanks bud

Zip ties n bias plies

Have fun Peg. Fuck ton of road construction about an hour or so ahead of ya!

Twisty

Steam show

Zip ties n bias plies

Oh trust me that belt line makes my deezul needle cry. Fuck that place!

Joe

RIP Indiana or Ohio

mrfluffy02

Just go to a Buccees; they have bathroom attendants who clean the toilet after each use.

Jeremey

Where at in PA?

Tony

Headed to my neck of the woods🤘🏻

Jt W

Perfect place to roll some coal!

Grant Tucker

send a message got alot of minty shit over here in nepa

pit stains and pea brains

The second button down on the right hand side is the mute button for the gas pump

reese Blaisdell

It's not the Ford brother. It's the mullet

jason holbrook

Keep it rubber side down, foot included, and stay safe out there.

Jason Schaffer

When ya do poop, you leave that fuckin door open! This is America.

Joe Ewald

I don't poop on long trips either...it's like my body knows to stay away from public shitters. Immune response I guess.

Cleatus12r

Holy fuck nuggets your gonna be in my neck of the woods. Would love to have a pa beer with ya

Zach_Mcfukery_Zupan

Most of those damn talking pumps will shut the fuck up if you push the second button down on the right.

Frankfactor

Got some cold Busch lattes waitin for ya in shit hole Ct!

Aaron Lugo

Them fuckin pump tv’s make me want to drink the 1202

Duncan Myers

It'll fit through 👌 and blow the bowl!!!

HAP

I’d say swing on through Maryland on your way but it’s the east coast California over here which is fucked beyond recognition.

1776FNMINT1202

You know they’re makin panty soup when ole peg comes around 👌🏻

BudHeavy64

Because if ya are, I'll treat you to the best fuckin wings in the entire cunt tree

Captain Hazelwood

Just wait till it get dark. Then just shit on the side of the highway.

KeroseneKarl

Tvs on gas pumps are an American thing? Hell yeah man i didnt know that, just like starting wars in 3rd world countries for profit 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

hfc134a

Wish you were going near St.Louis

Nicholas R Motley

Stay away from Madison! Bunch of mouth breathers and blue hairs!

Joe

PA is beautiful ya old minty fucker!

I live under pegs trailer

If you press the second button down on the right of the screen on most pumps, it shuts the fuck up

That_one_kid232

12:30 meet me at the sheets in Robinson I want to buy you a 15 pack of iron city beer

Tim Malloy

Second button from the top on the right side mutes those gas pump TVs. I'm sure it won't be the last one you see

Skyberg Skyhook

Hauling the mail!

Dale Hansen

If you get in or around Pittsburgh and lookin for some grub. Check out a place called primanti bros. Not to bad priced and good food! Stay safe peg!

OL'MuddPatch

The pumps are fuckin annoying like stfu I just want some fuel

Strelok Blackburn

Hold up ya minty fuck, you gonna be rocking through buffalo or what?

Captain Hazelwood

Get some pepperoni, darts, and some Busch lattes

Brendon Camp

What part of pa you heading the ol peg a leggin

Zach_Mcfukery_Zupan

Fuck yeah

Jessis Garage

Come to Missouri sometime, me and few fellers from work would sure love to have a beer with your derelict ass sometime

John Spivey

Gotta come to NE Ohio bud, beers on me!

Jim Parker

Youuu don’t need to worry about no flash flood , just keep feeding her the 1202!

Seth frink

Get some michelob golden light peg! Best beer in the midwest. All over MN.

Chris Lindwall


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