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Here's the plan fuckers!

A bunch of you told me that I likely to get shot or stabbed in Chicago, I appreciate the heads up! So I'm gunna take the southern route! Less chance of getting stabbed and it looks like there is more small towns.

Here's the plan fuckers!

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lmk when going through pa got a shit load of murica here

pit stains and pea brains

Oh ya, the southern route is way more better

IDHillbilly

You end up in the shit hole I call home (New York) you better gimme a holler

Joe ludz

Your cripples ass drove right past the homestead today. Unfortunately, I was busy.

Jonny mf bravo

Your gonna go right thru whereI live in Indiana

Austin Medsker

Son of a bitch, aint gonna have time to swing out to moline. Hopefully catch your cripple ass next year!

Clapped88IDI

Damn I live in andover mn so I could of been kinda on the same path lol it'd be my highlight of my life to meet you man 😂 hopefully that doesn't sound weird just wanna have a beer and a dart with a brotha lol

If you did this route next year you would get to stop at a Bucee's we are getting one in my town right off I-70 first one in ohio.

Kevin Humphrey

Should head up through Vermont peg!

Mark Jenkins

Chicago is fine literally jusy followed you’re same route an hour ago

Jacob pridmore

Fuck yeah coming right through Indy.

Robert Bruce

Milwaukee is a shithole to peg

Pregnantstrippersacredtit

Well hopefully I see you pass through Iowa since I run that route daily.

Dan Gollnick

There's some big time drinkers in crivitz...

Dan Gollnick

What’s your route through pa going to be

Ian Cole

How much of WISCONSIN are you avoiding ….. ALL OF IT. Well fuck me sideways with a porcupine dick, avoiding WISCONSIN all together. You drink beer brewed in Wisconsin, use tools that are based in Wisconsin, and have some of the most loyal fan base in Wisconsin. Maybe next summer we can get you here in the north woods were you can have some fun popping off some freedom seeds, drinking until a One Ton Tanya looks good, and good ole Greta won’t see us through all the black smoke on the forestry trails and the pipeline near Crivitz. 🍺🍺🍺🍺 Safe travels 🍺🍺🍺🍺

Never Evil

Holler when youre in Indianapolis Peg.

Allen Ray

Lmk when you get to Richmond IN. Cold beers and 1202 on me

Travis Guinn

He’s not kidding

Travis Guinn

Let me know if you get stuck anywhere in the state of Ohio, I'll come help your crippled ass I'm in-between Dayton and Columbus right off of 70

TYLER DENSON

Update us when you are going through iowa please

YeeYee Brudderz

Damn you’re coming through Iowa, now I gotta try and see ya

Fernando gomez

If you haven't already passed it, the Iowa 80 truck stop is a interesting stop. There is a truck museum there, and just east is the American Pickers home bace.

Eatmydieselsmoke

i-70 in Indiana will shake them screws right out of your leg

The Southern Yankee

Damn I live right off of the northern route in South Frostbackistan (Minnesota) was hoping to see that minty rig. But I would avoid the city too

Skyberg Skyhook

Good choice avoiding the city! Figures though, second time now you’re less than an hour away and I’m stuck out on pad in northern WV.

Creek Road Racing

Your gonna be just north of me on ohio!

Rudy Rengers

Very good choice

minion the gard

Looks like you’re driving through my neck of the woods. If a feller gets stranded or needs a place to crash for the night give me a holler. I’m just south of Dayton, Ohio.

Jonathan elswick

Got a barn right outside columbus if it breaks down, more than welcome to help yourself

drew

Better plan swing thru the up of Michigan lot of old sweet hearts for cheap there

bigpapa chainsaws and bullspit

If you head through summit county in ohio. Youve got to stop by the holy land that is summit racing in tallmadge ohio. If you do I've got a sassy old Ltd with way to much horsepower and negative safety features to show ya

jiggley _jibblets

Have you hit Columbus OH yet?

RPM 3

Good call skipping the shitty city chicago sucks dill hole with the stop and go traffic idi would not be having a good time

blackoil

I think junkyard digs is right along that route, should hit them up

Randy J Marquart

I know they technically pulled out, but they are still the biggest employer in town.

JesterTech

Peoria matches the theme better because CATERPILLAR!

JesterTech

Also stop by the Caterpillar museum, Cat is still the biggest employer in town.

JesterTech

Getting awful close to me! If you stop in Iowa city, might have to make a little trip!

Chance Morrison

If you want some of the best fried chicken you're ever going to eat, stop at JJ's Chicken & Fish on university street in Peoria IL.

JesterTech

You are going to hate going thru that part of indiana, it's all liberal

The Mole

Peg zoom in on your map a little bit so I can see what towns in indiana your coming threw

Morgan Wireman

If you need a place to park that darelict piece of shit, just give me a call, we got a rollback.

JesterTech

Holy fuck! I see that you're bypassing the shithole of Chicago and coming right through my home town of Peoria.

JesterTech

Peg!! if you want to have some beers and do some minty 4 wheeling or dirt biking in Ohio let me know!!! Looks like you’re going to see Matt too! Can’t wait to see that!

J-Train

Good choice, 80/90 through Illinois, Indiana and Ohio sucks even though it’s faster.

Corb Lund Is God

Let us know when you get to maine! I want to meet a stunned prick like yourself!

Curtis Blanchard

You get anywhere near Binghamton NY, I got plenty o beers that need drinkin' bud.

Rick Beebe

If in sioux city iowa today 8-8 swing by fire station 1 love to get a pic of the old rig in front of the fire house.

Marc Smith

Come to West Virginia old fuck

Zachery

Dang you missed me in Indiana! I would have loved to meet ya! Be careful peg! Bunch of libtards out east!

Seth Briggs

Going through Warren Ohio?

Peter Gozynya

Hope to see you at the steam show Friday or Sunday gotta work Saturday

Zach frere

Gosh dammit.. now you aren't coming so close to the mitten.. Be we don't want ya stabbed or shot.

00BUCK

Come through fort wayne Indiana

Brad worman

Same man. I’m genuinely chapped.

Steven Henderson

Watch for that whore Debbie. She is fiddle fuckin her way that direction bringing some serious baggage with her.

Chad Wells

Oh come on!! The one time you were going to drive though my home town. And no I don’t live in Chicago people get shot and stabbed there. I guess I’m out on seeing the minty peg leg this time around. Safe travels

Brandon

Iowa is a minty state anyways.

Logan burmester

You better swing through Wisconsin on the way home! 🧀🍺

Jack Dallman

You might be passing by watch Wes work neck of the woods

Shawn

Holy fuck, when are you going through Iowa? This weekend? Is that 20? I'm not much further north, I'd love to meet up and buy a case of Busch latte or Hamms for you.

Dylan

Looking for you in Indiana Beer in hand

Tony Kabrich

Peg if you’re coming to Indy and want to swing by Indy motor speedway I’d buy a feller dinner.

Steven Andrews

You're going right through Iowa City. Let us know when you get in that area!

Zach D.

Hope you swing by Somerset, PA on your way through. Flight 93 Memorial is a must visit.

Julzz

Hell yea

Tristan Burke

Hey cunt, looks like you might be headed round cedar rapids Iowa. If'n you are hit a feller up and I'll buy you all the latte's you can drink

Mitchell Dake

Dammit, i was gonna try catching you on the highway once you get into Wisconsin

1202 bear hunter

Ahh shit that’s right. Been a while since I’ve watched his crap

1267mixedbatch-identifies-as-1202

Gonna miss out on La Crosse WI, greatest town (for drinkin') in America

Hugh Janus

He lives in Tennessee now btw

superstar64

Peg… you broke my heart bud… 🥺 I had Bush Lattes chilling in the fridge… just for you 💔

Piotr Gornik

Would love to see ya in Indiana you minty prick👌

7.tree destroyer

Steer clear of Chicago. The toll roads blow and the traffic is retarded.

Brad Bennett

You'll be right by me in Ohio I live right by i-70/i-75

Ben Dover

Definitely look forward to Ohio, nothing but farms and woods.

superstar64

Probably pass me somewhere on 70, I'm not far from the ol Kerosene stream. Wish I could make it to the steam show. Fyi don't catch any secondhand electrical problems, the Mopar nationals are going on just east of Columbus lol

Ian Adams

As president houseplant would say, cmon man! I was hoping to see you roll through Wi

Grant Tucker

Sad your skipping MN but smart skippin Chiraq Would be cool if one day you revisit those minty pricks in Minneapolis with the goofy builds

Jack Kanoff

Same from Wisconsin should come on through La crosse see the worlds largest 6 pack

KalebE

Damn. Just outside Chicago in Northwest Indiana. Think better chance of getting shanked in Indy than you would in Chicago. And the Lake Michigan shoreline has some amazing towns.

Boecephus 82

Be careful of the hurricane you derelict

7.3onmeth1202

Damn I’m from Michigan wanted to drive to Ohio to come meet up with you Don’t care what route you take through Ohio but let us know where you stop I’d love to meet you in person

Dakota

Yeah was hoping you were coming through wisconsin i had a nice gift for you

Jacob

Mint, now you'll be coming through South Central Ohio. Take the detour to check out the Big Muskie bucket. It's a behemoth! Also, not a bad 24 hour casino in Wheeling.

SwedishBrickWrangler

Damn I was gonna watch you drive by in wi

John lance

Hope to see you in small town iowa somewhat along the route

Timmy Strawn

God damnit I was excited to see ya. I've lived in Chicago nearly my whole life it's only a 30 minute stretch where it's bad and as long as you don't get off the highway your fine

degenerate 6.7 shipping crate

Hope i see you in Indy!

Mitchell Whitcomb

If you make it to Indy by Thursday night, I might be camped out in my semi on the NW side of town. You need a place to crash out or a feller to have a drink with, hit a guy up. My stunned dog will be with me too

Gerrit B

Indiana, can go past whistlindicks place and go horse around on some of his iron. Go killdozer around town on his komatsu show him how to properly use Cosby sauce

1267mixedbatch-identifies-as-1202

Peg, if ya stop in John Deere territory, Moline, Illinois. I’ve got a hat for ya.

LJ

Make a stop through tremont or pekin in illinois bud aint really fuck all to do but it'd be a good time

DieselDgen

Yeah we call it shebagdag lol

Ty

The gta server irl?

Strelok Blackburn

Indianapolis Raceway Park has bracket drag racing this Saturday and Sunday. Located in Brownsburg, Indiana. Bet you would find a few of us fans in you stopped for that one.

TravH H

OHIO ISNT REAL

Hoss Rauscher

I’m In Sheboygan and was going to make the drive to meet him not anymore though. Unfortunately

Ty

Good ol Chiraq

Hoss Rauscher

We'll miss ya in Wisconsin and Chicago. Not a bad area at all. Drove my Ferd through downtown no problem 🧀🍺🦅🇺🇲

Levi Austin

Bypass Chicago at any cost Peg

Christopher Goss

It looks like the old Ferd is providing. MINT.

DEE - PORR - TAA - TION.

My brother In shenanigans, indy isn't much better than chiraq

Strelok Blackburn

Way better move. Chicago is a shithole.

JJD1481

Good move avoiding Chiraq.

Max Vershaftin

I'm 512 from Chicago n counting down. Hammer down

Duane Anderson

Hey peggin leggin, you should stop on by Detroit tomorrow for Roadkill Nights n take the upper route lol

Andrew Daniels

Driving right through junkyard digs territory in Iowa.

Walt Trent

Good advice on avoidin Chi-RAQ aka Chicago 👌

SpliffRocker

If you can hold off till Monday, stop by Cleveland bros in Indiana Pa. We're a caterpillar rebuild plant. I'll give you a tour.

Steven M Shuss

You should swing through northern wi

Ben Hart

Shit looks like you're going through waterloo iowa. Hope I see your shitbox furd cheehing though town. Let me know if you need a pit stop for a cold snack

Justin

National gas steam and horse association. On route 40

Stevie Bboy

I'd have a beer with it when you get close to Dayton Ohio

ryan fleck

Me to he’s coming right through my town I’m in lacrosse

Colton Cox

Skipping out on Wisconsin, tightwad must not want to pay the 6 bucks in tolls. Or he's trying to avoid me.

Erik Hanneman

👌

Christian Astrup

It would be tits out of 10 if you come through southern PA and see a place like Bethlehem Steel that helped us win WW2!

Eric

What big towns are you gonna be hitting on the way thru Ohio

Kole sattler

It sure would be mint to see you visit Mortske when you are in that area! 👌

HellBillyPete

Aw damnit Peg. Little difficult to meet ya if ya aint going through Wisco anymore

Chris n Trent

I second this

OutlawUnlimitedRepair

Looks like you'll be cruising through my hood. North Central Indiana. Walton to be exact

DVwoodsman

Well your coming thru Richmond Indiana!! Right there bud in wayne lakes Ohio.

BillyBuilt

Brownsville

Aaron Amarando

If you make your way up to Maine let me know I’m right off one of the main routes and I’d be happy to show you around

JOE BYRON

Peg let me know when your going through I was going to keep ya safe through chicago and take you through the small towns

Patrick

The upper part of Michigan is awesome to if you want to go that direction

Josh Fackler

I70 across ohio isnt quite as boring as 80/90. Good call avoid chicago though, nothing but despair in that city!

Zachary J Roberts

Where in Brownsville I wanna come down and meet the minty fucker

Colton Cox

You don’t need to worry about gettin’ shot or stabbed.

Dan B

Damn it. I’m in Wisconsin and had a case of beer waiting for you.

Ty

Swing by watcha smokin in Luther, Iowa for the best barbecue you’ll ever eat

Nick Dammen

Shit man, you hitting I70 through IL? If ya do stop at Casey IL home of the Small Town Big Things. Can grab a beer or four.

amwdrizz

Peg you ain't gonna get shot in chicago. That's a bunch of idiots talking. I grew up there it's a great place. Now I will say the route you are changing too is way better for your g dale redneck ass

Barry McCockinner

Thought you were going through Chicago? Buuuurp!!! Who gives a flying fuck. Drive safe pecker leg 🦵 🦴.

Dean Sowden

Damn Peg I was hoping you’d take the more northern route so we could meet you. We’re in Sandusky Ohio

Michelle Stallard

Oh my God is that highway 20 in IOWA!?

Fatavious J_1776

Where’s that steam show at in Pennsylvania? I’ll take a road trip in my sacked out ol 7.3

Max

I’m from wi you should come down here and party it up I got a couple shitbox shipping crates we can go do some minty burnouts in

Colton Cox

Some people are just made for driving, my old man drove a truck, and he could drive all day long, for me after about 11 or 12 hours. I just want to be the fuck out of there. I can’t drive that many hours lol my body is pieced together from OEM and aftermarket parts. Physically, I just start to hurt really bad sitting in one spot for that long. I’ve always wanted to travel around like this and to be able to drive long distances! So I am living vicariously through your trip. And I am enjoying the hell out of it. Glad you’re having a good time!

Diesel tech Farm.

Fuckin eh bud, this ol ferd hasn't skipped a beat!

Zip ties n bias plies

Peg, you should get on Interstate 90, and come visit me in New York, ya cripple

Ballz_30

If your rolling through the old Cedar Crapids hit a feller up we got a junk yard and an end loader if you need any help. Plus beer on us if you stop by!

Caleb Koenigsfeld

Was just about to say, good idea avoiding Chicago, place is a shit hole and half

MoreUggaDuggas

Damn I was hoping you were sweeping through wisconsin still

Tyler Clementi

Won’t be much longer will be seeing you in Maine fuck yea feed her the beans till she screams ol boy

Wickedpissah207

He’ll yeah! Wish you were coming out west more, there’s a big diesel dyno event down in Jerome Idaho on the 31st I’m making the 6hr drive from WA state, gonna take my clapper first gen and see what it smacks, hope to see a few fellow degenerates there 👌🏻

Dhillan

Let us know the plan for tomorrow; I'll ride up to PA and hang out at the steam show if I know the plan.

whistledick

Swing through Akron !

Joey Palms

You ever meet up with Diesel Creek? He’s in PA

Ryan Williams

Great thinking peg! Before you come into New York put your map up plenty of us minty fucks out here would love to have a beer with you!

Victor Lane

Looks safer to me. A truck that sweet will definatly get the attention of chicago libtards!

jason holbrook

You're cutting thru Indianapolis? Imma send my girl to you with a case of Beer in fountain square!!!

Minty P Rick

When it comes time for maine head through turner I got a sassy truck for ya

Luke Grant

Stay safe, hope you have a minty time there

Jan Egil Bøthun

Make sure to stop by the worlds biggest truck stop in Walcott IA

Evan H

Shit you ain’t goin far enough south for that, swing that line through sw va we got pbrs and smoke 🤣

HadjiMart

Your still planning on Brownsville steam show looks like. I'll be there!

Stevie Bboy

Want to have a lunch beer with me today?

Mike Hawley

80 is good road to run on but very boring LOL

Evan H

Dip way further south and I’ll set you up with a 7.3 that doesn’t have choochy head gaskets

Rowdy Benedick

Stab them back with your wooden leg

Peg is my dad

Fuck yeah comin through iowa 👌👌👌

Greg Stoner

Damn you're going to be like a half hour south of me in Ohio on your way to PA!

slingbladejake

Pay Wellsville Ohio a visit for the minties SHIT possible. Just youtube it if you dont believe me

Dave

Chicago is awesome, you’ll miss out if you skip it. People are so dramatic about the violence. I’ve been there like 7 times and it’s felt like one of the safest big cities I’ve been to every time

Gabriel Wall

Tolls are gay

Aximus Prime

Good plan!

Arizona Chevy guy

I have some beers for ya in Indianapolis

Brad Fuhrmann

Smart move haha can’t wait to see you in southern NH peg better have her right in the ketchup 👌

Johnny boi


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