Domly Dom Feelings Helpline
Added 2024-02-03 04:36:58 +0000 UTCVariation of Toddler Feelings Helpline
Hello, you have reached the Domly Dom Feelings Helpline. Please choose from the following options:
- If your sub went to “clean the flogger” for a minute but returned empty handed covered in garden soil, please bash all of the keys very, veeeery patiently.
- If you found a rubber duck floating in your toilet, but the brat says she definitely didn’t do it, please bash all the keys without breaking them this time.
- If your brat – I mean sub – says rescuing ducks from toilets is a dominant’s job, please bash whichever key is left.
- If your St Andrews Cross is suddenly cerise and covered in bedazzles, please award The Brat Award of Creative Merit – I mean bash 3.
- If you don’t like the way your sub prepared your eggs this morning, please wait while we transfer you to an operator who will sympathise with your plight.
- Sorry. We couldn’t find an operator like that. Please be patient while we attempt to hire such a person.
- If you screamed while stubbing your toe on the couch, yet own a barbed wire flogger, please sit quietly and observe this bratly eye-roll.
- If you found your jute tied to garden posts like a fence, please wait for our pre-recorded “It wasn’t me” message.
- If the glitter bomb didn’t go off and now your brat is inconsolable, please buy her a cupcake with glitter icing and everything.
- If you’ve suddenly realised you’re not the dom of this relationship, bend over that couch for a flogging.
