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⚠️NEW DEPROGRAM MERCH ALERT⚠️ ⚠️CONSUMPTION DISCOUNTS⚠️

Added 2024-12-13 22:19:58 +0000 UTC

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Hoes, hoes, hoes, another season has come and gone, and with it, another excuse to raise consumption levels over 9000. To help you with this endeavour we’ve assassinated the CEO of North Pole LLC, Santus Clausus, and are now producing anti-capitalist capitalist products made by fully unionised children, uhm I mean, uhm, elves, over at our facilities.

This year’s drop is very sophisticated, suitable for all sorts of critical life events - from corporate Christmas parties, creepy lurking sessions at the forest, weddings, paramilitary clandestine operations, dinner dates or even give me one more edgy example Our flying reindeer are currently outsourced as an organic vegan alternative to military drones, minimising the average C02 emissions of a payload delivery to almost zero.

The many brave private military companies flying over Syria right now couldn’t be happier with the service, so, this year, I hope a classic, human delivery man will suffice. Click the link below, get dripped out, consume ironically, support the show, and make family gathering extremely awkward. Patrons get a discount, because I don’t know, class society or something.

PATREON DISCOUNT CODE FOR 15% IS - NORTHPOLELLC