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Hello photogenic Patrons. We need your help with some art. If you want to be the subject for one of the headlines listed below please email bill@thehardtimes.net with the subject line "HT ART" and we can talk over what would be needed.

All you need is the camera on your phone, and the ability to turn that phone sideways to take the photo. This is all first come first serve. Hope to talk to you soon.

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