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An Update to Our Posting "Strategy"

Sorry for the cornball corporate speak, but it was brought to our attention that every time we post in here it sends an email.  Which could be up to 9 or 10 emails a day from us and that is super annoying. We are going to start consolidating the posts into something almost like a newsletter that gets sent out later in the day with early access posts and other updates from the day. Hopefully that won't crowd your inbox as much so you don't miss out on any emails from Best Buy where they advertise their lowest deals on the Macbook Air, because we would hate for you to miss out on savings.

We appreciate all of you for sticking with us. You are the reason we can write articles about Tucker Carlson that get people DMing us with death threats, and we thank you for that.

Comments

Speaking of new strategies, saincome. How's this one for you.. https://webview.wsj.com/webview/WP-WSJ-0001623745?adobe_mc=TS%3D1710127969%7CMCMID%3D08740540406518725916654521014197243079%7CMCORGID%3DCB68E4BA55144CAA0A4C98A5%40AdobeOrg&wsj_native_webview=android&ace_environment=androidphone%2Cwebview&ace_config=%7B%22wsj%22%3A%7B%22djcmp%22%3A%7B%22propertyHref%22%3A%22https%3A%2F%2Fwsj.android.app%22%7D%7D%7D&ns=prod/accounts-wsj

Sam Garchik

They are in the Hard Digest post directly above this. We are going to consolidate things a little.

Matt

The most recent article I have on Patreon is the one about the blacked out knuckles. It seems like not all of the articles are shared here?

Race Ragsdale

Yes but only because I'm stupid and put the wrong date on the post I meant to put up earlier today.

Matt

The most recent posts I see on the patreon is this one and the art giveaway. Is that right?

Jim King

Even your updates rustle up a chuckle. 🥲

SuperWhimsy

Keep up the great work guys. Sometimes your articles are the only thing that gets a laugh out of me these days.

Matt

I don’t mind getting tons of emails with early stories! Fucker Charlatan sucks. Please keep excoriating that fucknoidial asshole. The Hard Times is the greatest source of news and satire ever created. Love you guys! 🤍

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Have you really lived until your life has been threatened for making fun of Tucker Carlson?

James Hervey

Love is the greatest danger of all

Jeremy _

Thanks for writing about Tucker Carlson, that guy sucks

Rya Li

Can we buy a MacBook Air from you preloaded with Tucker Carlson deepfake snuff films?

Yuletide

Neat, thank you! I was actually meaning to look in my patreon settings, because really this is on them: they should have a way to receive updates in a "digest" format at a designated cadence, the same way google groups and similar work.

Jaron Summers

Yeah we thought we had those settings correct so people wouldn't be getting spammed, but the spamming happened anyway.

Matt

Yes please

Matt

Excellent choice

Mike Kidwell

The fact that the Patreon app sends me a notification every time you post something is awful for my productivity, but great for my dopamine levels. (And yes, all of these notification settings are easily disabled)

Delaney

Beat update

Antonio Bivins

Are all those emails from someone named “Cutter Tarlson” by any chance?

Mistercenzo

you can opt out of the emails very easily in the patreon settings

Kyer Mosteller

Thanks! Am I allowed to send you love threats for the articles about Tucker Carlson?

Alex Marianyi


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