Original art giveaway
Added 2024-02-01 21:04:38 +0000 UTCHello patrons. Thank you for your continued support as the slow march of time grinds us all down. Our co-founder/Editor-in-Chief drew the picture above to use as part of the art in this article: Death Metal Parents Put Son’s First Horrific Mutilated Corpse Drawing On Refrigerator
Would you like to have this museum-worthy piece of priceless art on display in your home? This is surely something you will want to frame and eventually be buried with as your children fight over which one of them gets to have it once you're gone.
Just comment on this post and our Editor-in-Chief Bill will have his dog randomly choose a winner sometime this week and we can mail it out to you.
Comments
OMG id wish I'd seen this, I would die.
Margaret L Stambaugh
2024-02-08 01:50:34 +0000 UTCJust an update for everyone. Murphy the dog will be choosing a winner TONIGHT.
Matt
2024-02-07 22:13:23 +0000 UTCYes, he enjoys all forms of attention.
Matt
2024-02-02 16:13:32 +0000 UTCI am this internet-old. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
Omar K. Ravenhurst
2024-02-02 13:45:11 +0000 UTCIs it ok if I have it cremated with me instead?
Darlene Erlingheuser-Marks
2024-02-02 11:27:51 +0000 UTCCan I please inspect the dog to make sure its fair?
Luna Steffensen
2024-02-02 10:58:26 +0000 UTCI would like to be in the drawing for this awesome artwork.
Rerun3k
2024-02-02 05:43:44 +0000 UTCI've actually got this new shitty hobby thats like. i take old picture frames and paint them to match the art i put in them. this would be a fun challenge
Rya Li
2024-02-02 05:40:02 +0000 UTCi would enjoy owning this masterpiece
Brian Potter
2024-02-02 03:15:52 +0000 UTCI need a new conversation piece for my dining room. My family would certainly have opinions on it.
Jennifer Larkee
2024-02-02 02:22:02 +0000 UTCTrue story: My first ever job was working for Red Cross Blood Services, supplying orders from hospitals. I told my four-year-old this. Next day he came home with a drawing from preschool he did. "This is daddy holding bags of blood."
Jeremy _
2024-02-02 02:05:48 +0000 UTCthis would have a place of honor in my home
Jennifer Ash
2024-02-01 23:38:24 +0000 UTC🤘 br00tal 🤘
c_stenzy
2024-02-01 23:27:45 +0000 UTCHell yeah brother
JCollins
2024-02-01 23:12:55 +0000 UTCWOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Fran Krause
2024-02-01 22:50:10 +0000 UTCSweet!
Z
2024-02-01 22:31:26 +0000 UTCBoth pairs of jeans are CRISP
Will Connell
2024-02-01 22:14:44 +0000 UTCOn this post
Simon Peterson
2024-02-01 22:02:07 +0000 UTCGreat, now I have to start a grind core band to use this as the cover art!
Mark Rafter
2024-02-01 21:55:00 +0000 UTCthis'll look great on my parents fridge
anna maurya
2024-02-01 21:46:01 +0000 UTCWant
Yuletide
2024-02-01 21:34:02 +0000 UTCYes please! I need something to show my children why all their stupid art is subpar and disappointing!
Benjamin Bailey
2024-02-01 21:31:50 +0000 UTCAmazing love it
Derek Horstmeyer
2024-02-01 21:15:09 +0000 UTCAmazing.
Spider Perry
2024-02-01 21:12:50 +0000 UTCBill's dog: cmere boy. You're a good boy. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. Or girl.
Nathaniel Weiner
2024-02-01 21:12:00 +0000 UTCI'll put it over my own damn poser kid's artwork on the fridge
Christopher Bollweg
2024-02-01 21:11:06 +0000 UTCNo, but the fact you have a dog in your profile photo might give you an advantage with my dog, it's all going to be up to him
Matt
2024-02-01 21:10:08 +0000 UTCI can't argue against this. Someone should adopt this masterpiece
Ash
2024-02-01 21:08:19 +0000 UTClove it!
Justin Kerins
2024-02-01 21:07:23 +0000 UTCWould look great in my new house
We Rock
2024-02-01 21:07:08 +0000 UTCThis would be placed in my growing gaming room setup :)
penny
2024-02-01 21:07:08 +0000 UTCDoes being first to comment give me a better chance?
Niall Flack
2024-02-01 21:06:26 +0000 UTC
