More Headlines for You, Yes You, to Pose

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      Below you will find the updated list of potential headlines to pose. If you see something you think you and some friends might be able to pose then let us know and we can make it happen. The Hard Times headlines are at the top and if you want to claim one email bill@thehardtimes.net. Scroll down a bit for Hard Drive headlines and if you see something good email jeremy@thehardtimes.net.

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The Hard Times headlines email bill@thehardtimes.net to claim:

Punk Miraculously Passes SAT By Answering “ACAB” Repeatedly

Panicked, Blood Spattered Guitarist Insisting Band Go on Tour Immediately

Lying frontman can clearly hear the motherfuckers in the back 

Punk Who Signed Up to Run Marathon Shits Self at Starting Line 

Punk Realtor Excited to Show Off Home’s Unfinished Basement 

Rising Cost of Rent Forces Couple to Become Poly 

‘98 Civic Apparently Not Classic Enough For Rockabilly Scene Cred

Straight Edge Kids Leave Empty Seat For Ian MacKaye At Edge Day Seder 

Lying Awake Contemplating Mortality Only Consistent Part of Bedtime Routine 

“I’ll Allow It” Says Battle of the Bands Judge Regarding Dog Drummer

Custodian Interrupted by Encore 

REPORT: Half of All iPhone Storage Dedicated to Screenshots Sent to Friends to Talk Shit 

Partner Beginning to Suspect Punk Husband of Infidelity After Finding Second Pair of Jeans in Closet 

Polyamorous Man Asks For a Plus-Three Wedding Invite 

Hardcore Frontman Wants to Open Up this Relationship

Polyamorous Lifestyle Keeping Woman Open To Variety Of Disappointing Sexual Experiences 

Local Skater Manages to Fit Four Puns in Roller Derby Name

Serial Killer Stoked to Find 20 Teeth Left in Jeans Pocket 

World’s Biggest Pulley Fan Owns Band’s Entire Discography on Punk-O-Rama Volume Two Through Punk-O-Rama Volume Ten

Noise Musician Unsure Which Project Files Are Complete

Man at Least Twelve Years Older Than Coworkers Tired of Being Mistaken for Manager

Kid Brother of Guitarist Guesses He Has to Learn Bass Now

Aging Frontman Keeping Shirt On Later and Later Into Set

Lame Step Siblings Have Zero Sexual Chemistry

Realistic Lesbian Porn Just 90 Minutes of Woman At Brunch With Three Exes

Smokers Can Hear Band Just Fine

OG Office Punk Who’s Always Had Q4 Presenters Back Through It All Moves Up to Front In Conference Room B 

Local Folk Punk Band Accidentally Books Paid Gig

Woman Calls Guitar Center in Search of Missing Father 

Comic Refers Date to Episode Three of His Podcast When Asked About Childhood

Underage Frontman Saving Himself Until Dating Minors Is Creepy

Big-Time Idiot Has Whole Plan to Turn Life Around, Chase Dreams

Selfless Woman Instagrams Donation of Hulu Password to Less Fortunate Friend

Poser Naming Favorite Hardcore Bands Slips Six Protein Bars in there Without Anyone Noticing 

Friend Will Be Live on College Radio Station From 1am to 4am If You Want to Tune In

Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions

Horrible Roommate Excited to Be One with Grievance for Once

Man In Audience Upset To Learn Mighty Mighty Bosstones Have Written New Songs Since 1997

Study: Posers Only Reason Scene Economically Feasible

Friend Back with Band You Spent Months Shit-Talking After Breakup

Punk Sommelier Recommends Pre-2015 Franzia

Only Black Kid in Class Pulling Overtime as Only Black Kid at Show

Boyfriend Doesn't Really Want Anything for Birthday Besides Elaborate Sex Act You Hate Doing 

Punk Hoping Dad's Trump Support is Just a Phase

No One on DIY Tour Can Change Tire

Man Reading Alone at Bar Prefers to Drink Alone at Library

Exhibitionist Punk Removes Tape From Webcam

Vans Introduces Tiniest Chess Set For Their Checkerboard Sneakers

Songwriter’s Fiancé Mistakenly Thinks Love Songs Are About He

Hard Drive headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net to claim:

Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games 

Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements 

Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode 

Twitch Sub Cancelled After Mention of Boyfriend

Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet 

Coworker Spawn Camping Donuts at Work

Street Sign Trampled by DDR Fan

Welcome to New York City! If You’re Looking for Work, I Heard Paul at Lucy’s Tavern Is Looking to Hire Someone for an Errand. Rumors? Something Fishy Has Been Happening Outside the Statue of Liberty Lately. Strange Noises. You Won't Catch Me Anywhere Near It. And Stay Out of the Sewers. That’s Where the Thieves Live

Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn't Have To 

Woman Performs Sacred Daytime Gaming Ritual Known as the Closing of the Blinds

Worried College Student Calls University Health Services After Roommate Returns With Multiple JRPGs

Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren't Being Watched

Hot Guy’s Thor Halloween Costume Makes No Fucking Sense

Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions

Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest 

We Sent a Gamer to Drink the Dew on Mount Everest and He Is Almost Certainly Dead

Spy Can’t Stop Playing With Cyanide Pill Tooth

Man Knows More About Superman’s Parents Than His Own

Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release

Heartwarming: Pregnant Woman Gives Up Subway Seat to Gamer Playing Switch 

Bioware Plans Exciting Halloween Event for Person Still Playing Anthem

Lifetime of Playing 'Doom' Pays Off For Gamer Sent to Hell

The 5 Best Gaming Headsets For Just Listening to a Nice Audio Book Once In a While

5th Friend Who ‘Doesn’t Mind Watching Everyone Else Play’ Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Gaming Addiction Study Participant Pretty Sure He Got Placebo [pic of gamer playing a blank screen]