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      Thank you all for your continued support. Here are some more headlines for you to pose. If you see a Hard Times headline you like email bill@thehardtimes.net and if you see a Hard Drive headline you want to be a part of hit up jeremy@thehardtimes.net. Thanks everyone. 

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The Hard Times Headlines email bill@thehardtimes.net

Surf Rock Band Playing in Hidden Corner of Venue Only Locals Know About 

Spotify No Help in Finding That Surf Rock Song That Goes "Ba-da da-da Baaa-da ba da, Ba-da ba-da Baaa da-da" 

Man Making Fun of Metal Band Names Almost Names a Few 

Breaking: Roommate Home This Whole Time

Band Draws Straws to Determine Who Will Drink and Drive

Self-Conscious Lead Singer Pretty Sure Everyone Staring At Him

Artist Who Hasn’t Produced Anything In Two Years Doesn't Want Antidepressants Stifling His Creativity

Health-Conscious Punk Bikes To Drug Dealer’s House 

Kilt Guy at Dropkick Murphy's Show Playing a Dangerous Game by Crowd Surfing 

Serious Hardcore Fan Sleeps With Arms Crossed 

Woman at Poorly-Attended Show Not Even Banging Any of These Dudes

Roadie Traded For New Tire

Small Town's Dark Secret Not Nearly Interesting Enough To Tear Community Apart 

Punk With Fresh Hand Tattoo Engages in Tense Stand-Off With Stamp-Wielding Bouncer

Punk Talking Way Out of Ticket and Into Assault Charge 

Modern Day Goldilocks Settles on Cleanest Bathroom Stall 

Friend Finally Checks Out Band You Suggested 13 Years Ago and Fucking Hate Now 

Punk Totally Doesn’t Give a Fuck But Prefers Guests Use Coasters, Also Fuck Cops 

Bong Embarks On Six Person Tour Starting In Back of Van 

Punk Cooking Site Starts Recipe With 1,000 Word Drunken Fight Story 

First Date Red Flags Disregarded Because of Mutual Favorite Band, Desperation 

Friend Will Be Live on College Radio Station From 1am to 4am If You Want to Tune In

Band Apologizes for Long Silence on Social Media that Nobody Noticed 

'Big Things On The Horizon' Posts Friend About To Ask Everyone For Money 

Punk Band Cannot Refuse Any Favors Asked Of Them On This, The Day Of Their Album Release Party 

Frontman Takes Bold Stance Against Everything He Will Be Accused Of Next Month 

Local Scene Emerges Around Teen with Biggest Basement, Worst Parents 

Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine 

Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space 

Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far

New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People 

Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions

Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom

Hard Drive Headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net 

Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games 

Sunken-Eyed Community Manager in Dead End Job Totally Hears What You’re Saying, Will Pass It on to Developers 

Opinion: This Isn't Actually a Spoiler 

Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements 

Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode 

Finally: Nintendo Goes Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee

Twitch Sub Cancelled After Mention of Boyfriend

Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet 

Adult Man Walks Past LEGO Aisle a Little Bit Slower

Coworker Spawn Camping Donuts at Work

Street Sign Trampled by DDR Fan

Welcome to New York City! If You’re Looking for Work, I Heard Paul at Lucy’s Tavern Is Looking to Hire Someone for an Errand. Rumors? Something Fishy Has Been Happening Outside the Statue of Liberty Lately. Strange Noises. You Won't Catch Me Anywhere Near It. And Stay Out of the Sewers. That’s Where the Thieves Live

Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn't Have To 

Woman Performs Sacred Daytime Gaming Ritual Known as the Closing of the Blinds

Worried College Student Calls University Health Services After Roommate Returns With Multiple JRPGs