This week, the Fanboys puzzle over kitschy cassette releases, receive a music submission at work, and realize that dad rock is evolving. And guess fucking what: because you’re one of our strong, virile, superior Patreon supporters, you get access to the boys neg your girlfriend and (attempt to) craft a mariachi masterpiece thanks to a submission from a fellow Hard Timer. You’re so excited about it! Just as a reminder, music submissions are still open, and since you’re a patron, you can skip the line: send a link and an insult to edgartowner@gmail.com to hear your shit on Fanboys! Also, be sure to check out this week’s featured artists: Total Massacre (https://totaleffingmassacre.bandcamp.com/album/total-massacre), Senseless (https://senselesshc.bandcamp.com/), High Alert (https://highalertmi.bandcamp.com/), Crushed by Pimps (https://crushedbypimps.bandcamp.com/), Ben Ackley (https://open.spotify.com/artist/1xeWkqAOHcU2ypOqSmuLWR), and American Slobs (https://americanslobs.bandcamp.com/releases).