Ska Day is Coming and New Headlines to Pose

Hello everyone, 

     Great news. We passed 100 patrons and that means Ska Day will be coming to you next week. All ska headlines, all day. Nobody asked for it, but you will all love it. We promise. Tell all your friends to sign up because we have another special announcement for when we hit 150 patrons.

Also, here is the newest batch of headlines for everyone at the $10 level to pose. Give the list a look, if you see a Hard Drive headline you like email jeremy@thehardtimes.net to claim it. If you see a Hard Times headline you like email bill@thehardtimes.net. If you have posed before you can pose again. Just let us know which one you want as soon as possible.

Hard Drive Headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net to claim

Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements 

DESCRIPTION: Person using mechanical keyboard

Man Still Depressed Despite Having 15 Different Ways to Play ‘A Link To The Past’ 

DESCRIPTION: Man looking sad

Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode 

DESCRIPTION: Depressed army veteran

Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VHS Player From 2005 

DESCRIPTION: Person with old CRT TV

Bar Fight at Warhammer Convention Enters Third Day  

DESCRIPTION: Nerds arguing in a bar.

Father Surprises Son at School After Playing 'Call of Duty' for 12 Months Straight 

DESCRIPTION: Man hugging son while holding xbox/playstation controller

40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter In the Office 

DESCRIPTION: Man who looks like they're in their 40s (roughly) in an office.

 Natural 20 Wasted On Rogue’s Attempt To Do A Cool Flip 

DESCRIPTION: People/person playing D&D

Man Equips Lvl 4 Gear for Lvl 30 Date

DESCRIPTION: Guy dressed down on his way to a date 

Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Story

DESCRIPTION: Someone playing video game upset

Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself

DESCRIPTION: Someone talking to therapist

Meet Gary, The First Ever Person to Pay For Photoshop

DESCRIPTION: Guy using PhotoShop

Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike  

DESCRIPTION: Adult mid-argument holding a piece of sporting equipment (football, soccer ball, etc). Kid in the photo would be extra cool.

Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person

DESCRIPTION: A group of 20 people looking bored.

Dave & Busters Now Provides a Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters

DESCRIPTION: Someone playing a shooter at Dave and Busters while a child stares at them.

GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her

DESCRIPTION: Woman buying game at GameStop.

The Hard Times headlines email Bill@thehardtimes.net to claim and for posing details.

Drummer of Band Going On Acoustic Tour Guesses He’ll Just Go Fuck Himself 

Man Races Home to Check Out Album Friend Told Him About

Loose Collection of Shitty Musicians and Drug Addicts Keep Referring To Themselves as “The Scene” For Some Reason 

Anarchist Bookstore Unsure What to Do After Robbery 

Punk Returning From Semester Abroad Now Spells It “Poseur” 

Friendless Guitarist Asks Sweetwater Rep To Be Best Man 

Guy Resists Urge to Relax and Study at Lo-Fi Chillhop Concert 

Tour Planned to Coincide With Free Month of Premium Tinder 

Man wondering why you only watched parts 1-23 of his 74 part Insta story 

Guy Unsure How to Ask New Job If They Drug Test 

Pop Punk Vocalist Scours Teen Girlfriend's Diary For Lyric Ideas 

Stoner Pretty Sure He Just Invented CBD-Infused Marijuana 

Local Scene Emerges Around Teen with Biggest Basement, Worst Parents 

Worst Political Facebook Rant In History Leaves 10 Unfriended, 37 Unfollowed 

Tour Manager Fired for Embezzling Drink Tickets 

Drive To Baltimore Just Long Enough to Enable Wrong Friend Getting Turn With AUX Cord 

Coward Musician Puts Title Track First 

Martial Artist Goes to Show Searching for Crowdkiller Who Murdered His Master 

Dog Most Productive Member Of Punk House 

Critic Who Doesn’t Play Saxophone Still Able to Accurately Review Ska

Hardcore Band Called Out for Not Wiping Down Equipment After Set

Ska Bride and Groom Excited for First Skank As Married Couple 

True Fan Can’t Believe You Like Band’s Most Popular Song 

Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine 

Report: Girlfriend Just Thinks It’s Kinda Funny You Liked That Picture 

Dad Breaks 1,024 Day-Long Social Media Silence by Posting “Outback Steakhouse Near Me” to Facebook

Lighter Doubling As Bottle Opener Also Tripling As Man’s Only Party Trick 

Search History Repeats Itself 

Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space 

Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live

Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far

New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People 

Undercover Cop Having Terrible Time at DIY Folk Punk Festival 

Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions

Violent, Rage-Filled Incel Turns 15 

Man Keeps Car Visor CD Sleeve Full In Case Of Emergency 

Kid Windmilling in Pit Tilted by Old Man on Horse 

Squier Strat Hoping Next Owner Will Finally Give it Forever Home 

Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom 

Venue’s Physics-Defying Pillar Blocks View No Matter Where You Stand 

Overly Polite Frontman Wants to Know How You Are Doing Tonight, If You Need Water, If You Are Liking New Job

Haircut Noticed

Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs

Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts

“Merch Guy” Dreams Of Being Promoted To “Occasional Guest Vocalist”