New Headlines to Pose that Will Impress All Your Friends, and Make your Exes Jealous

Hello everyone, The Hard Times and Hard Drive crew has another batch of headlines for our $10 level patrons to pose. Give them a look below. If you want to pose a Hard Drive headline email jeremy@thehardtimes.net, if you see a Hard Times headline you like email bill@thehardtimes.net. Thank you for the support, and hopefully you see something you like.

Hard Drive Headlines email jeremy@thehardtimes.net

OPINION: It’s Called a Die
DESCRIPTION: Someone holding a die angrily

Man Selects Formal N7 Hoodie For Second Date 

DESCRIPTION: A man wearing an N7 hoodie

Just Dance Dancer Dances New Just Dance Dance

DESCRIPTION: Someone playing Just Dance

Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Story

DESCRIPTION: Someone playing video game upset

Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself

DESCRIPTION: Someone talking to therapist

Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii

DESCRIPTION: Man on a date

Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out For Some Reason

DESCRIPTION: Pervy looking guy playing PlayStation VR (NO ACTUAL NUDITY, PLEASE!)

Meet Gary, The First Ever Person to Pay For Photoshop

DESCRIPTION: Guy using PhotoShop

Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike 

DESCRIPTION: Adult mid-argument holding a piece of sporting equipment (football, soccer ball, etc). Kid in the photo would be extra cool.

Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person

DESCRIPTION: A group of 20 people looking bored.

Dave & Busters Now Provides a Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters

DESCRIPTION: Someone playing a shooter at Dave and Busters while a child stares at them.

Mom Could’ve Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper
DESCRIPTION: Mom looking knowingly at a video game or console

Gamer Mystified by Tinder's Lack of Dialogue Options
DESCRIPTION: Man or woman on a date looking into camera.

GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her
DESCRIPTION: Woman buying game at GameStop.

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Man Substitutes Sleeping Pills With Paragraph of Friends “No Holds Barred” Political Zine 

Purchase Deemed “Pretty Sick” by Guitar Center Employee

Report: Girlfriend Just Thinks It’s Kinda Funny You Liked That Picture 

Dad Breaks 1,024 Day-Long Social Media Silence by Posting “Outback Steakhouse Near Me” to Facebook

Mortified Man Accidentally Wears Thrash Metal Shirt to Doom Metal Show 

Lighter Doubling As Bottle Opener Also Tripling As Man’s Only Party Trick 

Small Town Scene Officially Out of People to Fuck 

Vegan Ass Getting Closer and Closer to Tasting Like Real Thing 

Search History Repeats Itself 

Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space 

Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live. 

Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far

Singer Insists Song About Different Katie From Homeroom Who Always Wears That Green Hoodie 

New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People 

Undercover Cop Having Terrible Time at DIY Folk Punk Festival 

Giving Simple Plan Song Thumbs Up Still Hurting Man's Pandora Station 10 Years Later 

Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions

Violent, Rage-Filled Incel Turns 15 

Spotify Employee Gets Raise of $0.00437 

Guitarist Comes Out Of Coma to tell Bandmate They're Out of Tune 

Man Keeps Car Visor CD Sleeve Full In Case Of Emergency 

Serial Killer Targeting Merch Guys Still Going Completely Unnoticed 

Band Does Anniversary Tour of Wrong Album 

Kid Windmilling in Pit Tilted by Old Man on Horse 

Squier Strat Hoping Next Owner Will Finally Give it Forever Home 

Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom 

Band Beginning to Suspect Bassist’s Graphic Design Experience Grossly Exaggerated 

Venue’s Physics-Defying Pillar Blocks View No Matter Where You Stand 

Overly Polite Frontman Wants to Know How You Are Doing Tonight, If You Need Water, If You Are Liking New Job

Haircut Noticed

Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs

Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts

“Merch Guy” Dreams Of Being Promoted To “Occasional Guest Vocalist”

REPORT: Guy With Tiny Beanie Announces Engagement to Girl In Overalls

Boyfriend Refuses to Take Accountability for Rude Act He Committed In Girlfriend’s Dream Last Night

Man Who Bought Shirt Before Headliner Just Carrying It Around Like A Fucking Moron