New Headlines to Pose

Hello everyone, thank you for your continued support of The Hard Times and Hard Drive. I have compiled a list of headlines for patrons at the $10 level to look over and see if there is something you would like to pose. The top of the list is Hard Drive headlines, they went the extra mile and supplied a description of what the photo should look like, keep scrolling and you will hit the list of The Hard Times headlines. If you see a Hard Drive headline you like email jeremy@thehardtimes.net and claim it, if there is a Hard Times headline you want please email bill@thehardtimes.net to claim it. This is first come first serve. Also, if you have posed a headline before you are more than welcome to pose more.  - Bill

Hard Drive Headlines, email jeremy@thehardtimes.net:

Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out For Some Reason
DESCRIPTION: Pervy looking guy playing PlayStation VR (NO ACTUAL NUDITY, PLEASE!)

Meet Gary, The First Ever Person to Pay For Photoshop
DESCRIPTION: Guy using PhotoShop

Opinion: We Need More Couch Co-op Games in Case I Ever Make Friends
DESCRIPTION: Person on a couch playing video games alone.

Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike
DESCRIPTION: Adult mid-argument holding a piece of sporting equipment (football, soccer ball, etc). Kid in the photo would be extra cool.

Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person

DESCRIPTION: A group of 20 people looking bored.

Olympic Committee to Include 200m Naruto Run at 2020 Games
DESCRIPTION: Full body picture of someone doing a naruto run with a blank background. Preferably in running uniform.

Dave & Busters Now Provides a Small Child to Stare Silently While You Play Shooters

DESCRIPTION: Someone playing a shooter at Dave and Busters while a child stares at them.

Mom Could’ve Made Video Game at Home for Cheaper
DESCRIPTION: Mom looking knowingly at a video game or console.

Gamer Mystified by Tinder's Lack of Dialogue Options
DESCRIPTION: Man or woman on a date looking into camera.

GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her
DESCRIPTION: Woman buying game at GameStop.

The Hard Times headlines email bill@thehardtimes.net: 

Lighter Doubling As Bottle Opener Also Tripling As Man’s Only Party Trick 

Metalhead Sews Sleeves Back on Dying Fetus Shirt for Sister’s Wedding 

Small Town Scene Officially Out of People to Fuck 

Vegan Ass Getting Closer and Closer to Tasting Like Real Thing 

Small Midwestern Town Terrorized by Hypebeast 

Search History Repeats Itself 

Girl Wearing NASA T-Shirt Has Never Even Been To Space 

Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live. 

Co-Worker a Bit of a Musician Himself 

Punk Lawyer Only Knows 3 Laws

Intimate Venue Has Kitchen, Bedrooms, Is House 

Helicopter Mom Really Enjoying Tour So Far

Singer Insists Song About Different Katie From Homeroom Who Always Wears That Green Hoodie 

95 Minute Sex Playlist About 90 Minutes Too Long 

New California Law Bans "High Capacity" Zines Capable of Reaching More Than Ten People 

Undercover Cop Having Terrible Time at DIY Folk Punk Festival 

Giving Simple Plan Song Thumbs Up Still Hurting Man's Pandora Station 10 Years Later 

Man Asks Record Store Employee If They Validate Opinions

Violent, Rage-Filled Incel Turns 15 

Spotify Employee Gets Raise of $0.00437 

Guitarist Comes Out Of Coma to tell Bandmate They're Out of Tune 

Man Keeps Car Visor CD Sleeve Full In Case Of Emergency 

Serial Killer Targeting Merch Guys Still Going Completely Unnoticed 

Band Does Anniversary Tour of Wrong Album 

Kid Windmilling in Pit Tilted by Old Man on Horse 

Squier Strat Hoping Next Owner Will Finally Give it Forever Home 

Guy Alone at Show Stoked to See Long Line at Bathroom 

Band Beginning to Suspect Bassist’s Graphic Design Experience Grossly Exaggerated 

Venue’s Physics-Defying Pillar Blocks View No Matter Where You Stand 

Overly Polite Frontman Wants to Know How You Are Doing Tonight, If You Need Water, If You Are Liking New Job

Haircut Noticed

Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs

Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts

Modern Day Cinderella Leaves Half Smoked Bowl Behind

Hat Guy Now Also Harmonica Guy

“Merch Guy” Dreams Of Being Promoted To “Occasional Guest Vocalist”

REPORT: Guy With Tiny Beanie Announces Engagement to Girl In Overalls

Boyfriend Refuses to Take Accountability for Rude Act He Committed In Girlfriend’s Dream Last Night

Man Who Bought Shirt Before Headliner Just Carrying It Around Like A Fucking Moron

Guitar Tab Mostly Right Except for Tempo, Tuning, Note Choices