WEEKLY UPDATE/Headline Preview
Added 2019-03-13 09:09:29 +0000 UTCYO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP.
Our podcasts have been so fun, thanks for listening and hanging out. We're actually working on launching two new ones. One with a celebrity host....
WHO COULD IT BE? Guest below and I will deny regardless if you are right.
Also hey, wanna be in an article? Search your name on our website cause you probably already have been OR contact us about posing a photo for one of these headline below.
And guess what
you
are
getting to
see them
first.
We are also coming out with a book in late 2019 and just turned in the final draft of the manuscript. And people on our patreon page will get to see glimpses of it first.
Best,
Matt
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