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Much Too Late Now to Ask Close Friend His Real First Name
Aging Punk’s “Skate or Die” Tattoo Becoming More Threatening Every Day
Overly Polite Frontman Wants to Know How You Are Doing Tonight, If You Need Water, If You Are Liking New Job
Haircut Noticed
Heavily Tattooed Band Tired of Being Asked if They are Chefs
Punk Upset Constant Anti-Capitalism Rants Result in Third Consecutive Birthday with No Gifts
Friend with Least Amount of Shit Together Started Reading Tarot Cards if You’re Interested
New PUP album syncs up perfectly with man crying in shower
Vocalist Warms Up By Yelling At Sound Guy
Merch Guy Unsure Why Fan Attempting to Steal Free Sticker
24-Year-Old Metalhead Passes For 48-Year-Old Dock Worker
Modern Day Cinderella Leaves Half Smoked Bowl Behind
Politely-Uttered “You’ve Told This Story Before” No Match for Bandmate’s Tale
Hat Guy Now Also Harmonica Guy
Entirety Of Drum Lesson Spent Learning To Do Twirly Thing With Sticks
New drummer not given name so band doesn't get too attached
“Merch Guy” Dreams Of Being Promoted To “Occasional Guest Vocalist”
REPORT: Guy With Tiny Beanie Announces Engagement to Girl In Overalls
Band Pretty Sure Full Stacks Will Fit in Toyota Yaris
Boyfriend Refuses to Take Accountability for Rude Act He Committed In Girlfriend’s Dream Last Night
Belle & Sebastian CD Swapped for Pantera Before Car Dropped Off at Mechanic
Satanic Messages Found On Black Metal Album When You Play It Forwards
Drug Dealer's Earlier Stuff Way Better
Breaking: Man who still uses line 6 amp to be tried as an adult
Coolest Guy In Room Just Here to See Opener
Selfless Woman Instagrams Donation of Hulu Password to Less Fortunate Friend
Man Who Bought Shirt Before Headliner Just Carrying It Around Like A Fucking Moron
Bassist Signs 2-Year, $100 Deal With Local Metal Band
