Jelly's Body

Author's Note: This was a public release on DA, but since this is part of "My 12 Days of Swapsmas" event, I pasted it here so that people can check it out here too, if you prefer to not navigate my DA and FA gallery lol.

In a world where trying to kick someone out of the theater simply for being four-legged is a crime punishable by body-theft, a donkey will rise... And a monkey will fall! For you see, working a typical job at the theater comes with its own set of challenges and mystical misadventures. Jelly was taught this lesson day when he crossed an audacious ass.

It all happened one day when Jelly was working at the theater. Hooters gave her less hours in the summer, so she had to get side jobs in order to scrape by. She was working as an usher, clad in a fancy red-and-gold outfit resembling a bellhop, complete with a small hat and sexy uniform/skirt combo. Her outfit kept her large boobs and butt hidden, covering much more than her usual attire.

For now though, Jelly was stuck letting people into the theater and not being able to show off her great bod. It was quite a boring shift, not a whole lot was happening. This all changed near the end of her shift, when she heard the sudden clopping of hooves along the ground. She turned and saw a celebrity approaching her: None other than Donkey from Shrek!

Of course, Jelly wanted to mess with the beast of burden. After all, she needed to do something to drive off the boredom! As Donkey approached her, Jelly waved her finger at the animal before pointing at the sign, "Sorry, no pets allowed, donkey boy!"

The donkey huffed, "I'm no mere donkey, I'm a talking donkey! You know, the one who hangs out with Shrek all in his movies!"

Jelly giggled as she batted at the donkey's mane, "Then what's with the mullet? I thought Donkey in the movies had a mohawk!"

The donkey snorted as he angrily shook his head and mane around, "I'm trying new things, lady! I'd like to see my movie now, please,"

Jelly giggled and smacked the donkey's rump, causing him to let out a pained bray, "Sorry, but this is a theater, not a petting zoo!"

The donkey scowled, "Oh, I'll show you who belongs in a 'petting zoo'!"

The monkey mockingly rustled Donkey's mane, "And that would be you, right?"

Donkey shook his head, right before turning his back on the monkey, "No, that would be you!"

The donkey then hauled up as his hooves magically began to glow, right before kicking the monkey hard with his back-legs! The impact of the donkey's kick knocked Jelly unconscious, while also warping reality and changing things around in the process...

Jelly awoke later, the cloudiness in her vision quickly subsiding. She slowly gained feeling back in her body, only to quickly realize that her hands and hand-feet were numb! There wasn't even a phantom sensation of having hands or feet, they were just gone completely gone. In their place was something hard, lacking any of the dexterity of hands or hand-feet.

Her well-kept brown monkey fur had been replaced with a coat of grey shaggy donkey's fur, much to her dismay! Her ears were much longer, affording her a greater sense of hearing as a result. Her simian snout had been replaced with a longer equine snout, one with a more masculine appearance. "What the hell?!" Jelly shouted in a man's voice as "he" desperately tried to stand up.

This proved difficult as his new donkey body was locked into a four-legged stance, making it impossible for him to stand up on two legs! Any attempt to do so was met by gravity lowering him back onto all fours, which greatly annoyed the agitated ass. Jelly grumbled as he looked back at his large furry rump, noticing a ratty and thin donkey's tail situated above it. Sadly, this new tail lacked all the dexterity of his previous one!

The most annoying aspect of his new body was the hooves, which were hard and as black as coal. It was also awkward for the former monkey to walk around in, like having tapdancing shoes taped to his hands and feet! "What the HEE-HAW?!" Brayed the monkey-turned donkey, right before turning around and finding himself looking at his former body!

Donkey stood there in her new female monkey body, admiring its sexiness. She had wide hips and sizable breasts now, along with being able to stand on two legs. She was clad in a red outfit, which also had gold buttons dotting the chest. She also wore a red hat now, one resembling a hotel bellhop. Her handlike feet were kept hidden underneath a pair of red high-heeled shoes, the same color as the rest of her attire.

Her grey fur was now luxurious brown monkey's fur, something she appreciated quite a bit! Her much shorter snout was a bit disorienting to the former donkey, but she got used to it quite quickly. She smiled as she curled her prehensile tail and grabbed a hold of her big boobies, "This is perfect! Thanks for the yams, lady!"

The monkey-turned-donkey wobbled forward on her four legs, still not used to her new stance. "You jerk, give me back my body right HEE-HAW!" Brayed the angry beast of burden as he stamped his hoof.

"I see someone can't control their brays! Don't worry, you'll learn!"

"I don't want to le- HEE-HAW!"

Donkey bent down and mockingly petted his former body, "Sorry, but you'll have to! You'll be spending the next 2 months in my body,"

"2 months?!"

Donkey nodded as he pulled his hand away from the equine's mane and grabbed her new thick backside with both hands, "Yep, and I'm going to enjoy this sexy body of yours in the meantime!"

The Donkey scowled at her, "Don't you dare make a fool of my body here!"

A mischievous grin former across the simian's face, "Oh, do you mean like this?" The monkey then proceeded to grab her newfound breasts with a lustful expression on her face.

"H-Hey, hands off my boobies!"

The monkey bent over and pressed her boobs against her former body's face, "You mean MY boobies? My fantastic monkey milkies? My honky wonky monkey titties?"

The donkey let out an angry bray as the monkey rubbed her fat titties across his face, "You jerk!"

The monkey stood up and removed her tits from the donkey's face, "Who's the jerk that stereotyped me and tried to kick me out for being a four-legged animal? You had it coming for your prejudice!"

"I'm sorry!"

"Apology accepted, but I'm still keeping your body for the next two months," Said the monkey while scratching her butt.

"Ugh, fine! Can I at least see the movie?"

"I would, but there's a 'no pets allowed' policy! I can't grant you access, even though you're in the movie!"

"Hey, that's not fair! Wait, what movie are you talking about? There is no new Shrek movie out!"

Donkey shook her head and pointed up at the posters above them, "Oh, I'm not talking about Shrek!"

Jelly looked up and saw a pair of posters for a movie called "Jelly's Body". One poster featuring a mostly naked picture of her with an angry scowl on her face, the other with Donkey's smug equine mug on it along with a date next to it. Jelly gasped, "Wait, did they make a movie of us swapping bodies?! HOW?! I was unconscious for like an hour or two at most!"

Donkey chuckled, "Well, the reason we swapped bodies to begin with was that I had Merlin enchant my hooves. One kick from it not only swaps our bodies, but also alters reality. And in this reality, us swapping bodies is a major motion picture!"

"HEE-HAW?! You can't be serious!"

"I am! And it's a hit multi-million dollar body-swap film! The first body-swap movie to make a billion at the box office,"

"A good body-swap movie?! Can I see it?" Jelly then tried to clop over to the entrance, only for Donkey to block his way.

"Nope, like I said earlier: No pets allowed! Or would you prefer I call security?" Asked the monkey with sadistic glee.

Jelly grumbled as he turned his back and started walking away, his scowling facial expression matching the one on the poster, "Jerk! I'll teach you a lesson once I'm back in my body, HEE-HAW!"

"If you try anything once you're yourself again, I'll be sure to steal your body once more! I do love wearing your monkey milkies,"

Jelly scowled as he trotted off defeated. He shouldn't have insulted Donkey over something she couldn't help and was now paying the price for it! Maybe two months as a donkey will teach her to treat people with more respect. And hopefully, she may even get to eventually see the hit film "Jelly's Body' once it leaves theaters...