Marble Honkers

Author's Note: This is based off the PFP I used for my Patreon, drawn by Maya Alee! This story features her character Judy.

Story:

The art museum is a place of true majesty and wonder, allowing the average person to witness the artistic  creations of generations past. Painters, sculptors, and artists of all kinds pour their heart and soul into every work they create. Art has a way of coming to life in a way, especially when given a body that can move. This was something two friends would soon learn upon one fateful visit to an art museum...

The legendary monkey-scientist Jam and his busty hedgehog sidekick Judy were visiting the local museum one day, admiring all the works of art while doing so. The two friends were in awe of the exhibits, marveling at the beautiful paintings and the gorgeous statues. Jam whistled as he walked past the Mona Lisa, "Quite the beauty, that one!"

Judy snickered, "I take it you want to swap bodies with her?"

"Of course not! I've already been a hippo version of the Mona Lisa, I don't need to be the actual boring human-based one!"

Judy giggled and patted the monkey's head, "It's all fine, Jam! You don't gotta swap with it again,"

Jam nodded, "Great, cuz I'd rather swap bodies with a hot babe like you and wave that fat backside around!" The monkey wiggled his eyebrows intensely as he looked over the hedgehog's body. Covered in light-purple quills and wearing a dark-purple onesie, the hedgehog had a rather alluring appearance. Her breasts and ass were quite large, something Jam always admired. After all, most of the other hedgehogs Jam knew were quite flat.

The hedgehog blushed at his comments, "Come on, simian sensei, not in public!"

The monkey ignored the hedgehog's pleas and gave her a swift smack on the rump, causing the hedgehog to squeak in surprise, "Oh, come on! Playing in public is the best part, plus there's only adults around us right now!"

Judy pouted, "Fine! I'll let you wear it for a bit, but you have to close your eyes first!"

"Yes, ma'am!" The monkey said as he closed his eyes and impatiently began tapping his hand-foot against the ground. Once the monkey's eyes were closed, Judy desperately looked for something she plop the monkey's head on for a few hours to keep him in check. That's when she spotted it: An incredibly busty statue bust sitting on a nearby podium.

Judy let out a quiet giggle as she tip-toed over to the statue. She looked around and saw there was no security! A quick look over of the statue revealed that the security system's trigger was located at the base of it, meaning that the alarms would only go off if she completely removed it from the podium. The hedgehog grinned mischievously as she wrapped her delicate hedgehog hands around the bottom of the statue's head, before effortlessly removing it.

"Judy, I'm waiting!" Shouted the impatient monkey, his eyes still closed.

"Be patient, saru sempai! I just have to uh... Practice removing my head! Yeah, I don't do it very often,"

The monkey shrugged his shoulders, "Want me to do it? I'm an expert!"

"Nope, I got it figured out! Keep those eyes of yours closed, monkey master!"

"Can do, hedge-lass with the fine ass!"

With the bust's head in her hand she walked over to the monkey's head and gently popped it off. "That tickles!" Chattered the simian as he continued to keep his eyes closed while the hedgehog manhandled his head. She snickered as she placed Jam's head on the bust, right before putting the bust's head on the monkey's body in return. The bust wearing Jam's body slumped over on the ground, becoming as lifeless it was when it was a full statue.

Once Jam's head was on the bust, he immediately felt a strange numbness in his body and heaviness in the chest. "Uh... Judy? I feel weird, like half my body is missing!" Shouted the monkey, eyes still closed.

Judy giggled, "That's because it is, silly!"

"Huh?!" Jam shouted as he opened his eyes and looked down, surprised to find that what Judy said was true! His head was now atop a busty bust made purely out of marble. His breasts were massive and heavy, though they thankfully didn't make the bust wobble in the slightest. Jam couldn't move anything, aside from his own facial features.

Lacking arms, legs, and even a full torso, Jam was literally half the monkey he used to be! Jam grumbled angrily as Judy walked up to the bust and poked his forehead, "Wow, this bust has a face similar to my simian sempai!"

The monkey scowled, "Don't even mess with me, Judy! Put my head back on its proper body right now!"

Judy faked a gasp as she put her hands on my face, "Egads, the bust can speak?! It must be haunted!"

Jam raised an eyebrow, "You're mocking me, aren't you?"

Judy shook her had, "No, not at all! How could I mock such an exquisite work of art?"

Jam's look of annoyance soon turned to one of confidence, "I do look quite good, don't I? Even as a bust, I'm beautiful!"

"Yep, you look quite good for something chiseled with only ONE hand!" Judy said, before bursting into laughter.

The monkey-headed bust quickly became annoyed again, "Should've known that compliment would lead to a sex joke..."

The hedgehog giggled and rubbed the monkey's marble knockers, "Come on, sensei, as if you don't like the sex appeal!"

Jam blushed at Judy's caressing of his inanimate tits, "O-Okay, maybe I like it a little!"

"Ha, I know my pervy monkey friend too well!"

As Judy toyed with Jam, both of them failed to notice something important: Jam's body starting to move on its own! The head of the bust that was now attached to the monkey's neck had somehow gained sentience, allowing it to easily control Jam's body. The statue-headed monkey held its simian paws in front of its motionless face, trying to come to grips with having a physical body.

It underwent an existential crisis of sorts, wondering why it had been gifted with a physical body. It didn't figure things out until it turned and saw Judy toying with the monkey-headed bust. Not wanting to give back its newfound physical body, the bust slowly and silently crept away without the other two noticing. Still oblivious to the situation, Judy continued to tease her simian friend.

She mockingly petted him on the head as she giggled to herself, "What a cute bust you make, Jam!"

The monkey-headed bust snapped at the hedgehog, "I am not cute, swap me back!"

Judy sighed, "Fine!"

She then looked over to where Jam's body was, only to find it gone. "Uh... Jam?"

"What?"

"Well, something happened..."

"The bust with my body randomly gained sentience and then ran off with it while we were both distracted?"

Judy gasped, "How did you know?!"

The monkey-bust smirked, "Well, this kind of stuff happens all the time!"

"I'm sorry, Jam, we'll find your body I promise! Please don't be upset,"

"Oh, I'm upset alright and already planning out a punishment. Regardless, let's save that for later!"

Judy gave an apologetic smile and pulled Jam's head off of the bust, "Can do!"

"That's better! Though I think it'd be easier to find the bust if I had a body," Jam said with a wink.

Judy gave an affirmative nod and quickly popped her head off, "Lending you my body is the least I could do for losing yours!" Judy's now headless body then proceeded to pop on the monkey's head. Once Jam was in control, he placed the hedgehog's head under his armpit and looked over his new body. From the neck down, he was now a sexy female hedgehog with purple quills in a dark purple onesie!

Judy twitched her nose around as she pouted, "Jam, please focus!"

Jam didn't listen to Judy as he was too busy checking himself out to care. He took his gloved left hand and squeezed his big booby, "Damn, this is nice!"

"Simian sensei? Can we go now? We have to find your body so you can give me back mine!"

Jam reached around and squeezed his stolen ass, "It's always a pleasure to squeeze this ass, ESPECIALLY when I'm behind the wheel!"

"Jam, you touching my ass is what started this mess! Let's just look for your body already,"

Jam waved his finger at the hedgehog, "I don't think so, I have a better place to put you..."

The monkey-headed hedgehog smirked as he placed Judy's head on the busty bust. Jam then flicked her nose, "Looking good there, 'Stone Tits'!"

Judy scowled, "Jam, why?! You said you'd punish me later!"

"I did, I meant '2 seconds later',"

"But what about your body?! I thought we were going to look for it!"

"Oh, that old thing? Yeah I've got TONS of cloned bodies in case someone runs off with it. I believe that one was my 53rd? I have so many backup monkey bodies I lose count!"

"W-What? Wait... Was this your plan all along?! You wanted me to put you on the bust so you could guilt me into giving you my body?!"

Jam snickered and patted the hedgehog's head, "Of course! I had a feeling you'd play a trick on me as soon as I smacked your ass, so I decided to play a trick back,"

Judy faked a laugh as her face began to nervously sweat, "Ha ha, very funny Jam! Now how's about giving me my body back?"

"In a few weeks, my bust of a friend!"

"But that's not fa- MMPH!" Before Judy could finish, Jam pressed his stolen titties against her face to keep her from talking. Judy was smothered in her own breasts, which she found surprisingly comfortable. It was like putting one's face between two pillows. She blushed as she let out muffled yelps from within her former bosom.

"Life's not fair, my little hedge-bust! Now quiet down or I'll tape your maw shut," Jam said as he pulled his fat tan-colored titties away from the hedgehog's face.

Judy sighed, "I'll be good..."

"That's better! See ya around, 'hedge-bust," Jam said as he walked off, shaking his ass back and forth as he strode away. Judy could only sit atop her stone podium and pout as she watched her simian sempai walk off with her body.

She looked down at her marble breasts and gawked at how big they were, right before giving an earnest smile, "At least the titties are nice!"

And so, Judy spend the next two boring weeks stuck as a bust. She was forced to watch as people pointed and laughed at the strange hedgehog/statue hybrid. It was embarrassing and demoralizing, especially when perverts would come by to gawk at her stone tits. Eventually though, the weeks passed and Judy got her original body back! Jam also donned one of his clone bodies, making him a complete monkey once more. And as for the bust with Jam's old body? It ran off somewhere into parts unknown, and nobody has seen it since. Just another strange oddity in Jam's surreal adventures, it seems!

The End... Or is it?