beWilder’s Wildest: Round #2, Match #3 – Dyana “Hotstuff” Carson vs Francesca “Frankie” Moreau!

Hello once again all, from just a castaway, on an island lost at sea, oh. Ah! But it’s not another lonely day, as there’s more than just ‘no one here but me’, oh! Yes, indeed! It’s a new day and not just any day, it’s match day! Another heart pounding head-to-head with me, Caroline, in the middle! This is the part of the job I actually love, so let’s get the girls out here and have ourselves a contest!

We’re into the right side and the second half of the brackets now, aren’t we? That’s the sad part of Round 2, as things get hotter and we see our best gals back on our screens, the downside is the matches just fly by, don’t they? Well the women today are out to fly right into the Semi-Finals! This round, while once again being an AoH vs NTR match-up, it’s also an OC-on-OC affair to remember as well, so I for one am especially buzzing to see how it all goes down! Since I’m an OC as well, you gather… Yeah. So how’s it going to go? Your votes will decide it of course! Will Dyana burn out another hopeful and soar like a phoenix ever higher? Or will Frankie overcome some more self-doubt and win her second “beauty contest” as she called on the trot? Speaking of streaks, can the NTR side achieve their first ever back-to-back wins of the tournament in these late stages? Or will AoH have its vengeance for stopping the show that was Gwen here?

Round 2 is the Leisure round, but don’t expect to see any of the girl slouching their way through any matches, and that goes double for this one! It’s a “fun” game of Tug-o-War to contend with, and everything’s at stake, so don’t eat sand anyone! Try to fill those mouths up with pleas first and may the best woman win it, so girls, use your words…!

Dyana

“You of all people, girly, you should know that when you can’t stand the heat, get your fat ass out of the kitchen, pronto! Ha! Try matching mitts with these, because through the fire and the flames I intend to carry on! And since you can see I don’t care about keeping my own suit unsinged, just think about what I’ll do to you and yours when these barely more than embers make their way to you… Unless you like to bare it all after all, let go of the rope…  Snarl ! Vote Burning Love, Vote Dyana!”

Frankie

“H-Hold on now, that’s cheating if I ever saw it…!  Hmph . No matter, you won’t scare me off so easily, or at all for that matter! Never did I think I’d be in an attraction competition like this, let alone to win once, but I am and I have and I’m not going to back down until they throw me out! I’ve begun to learn from the young gun girls I work with, one of whom you beat out getting here, and that’s to never lose your fighting temper and a flash of body parts is impowering more than shaming! I’ve also learned from Sal too… Cheating means you know you must be losing! Vote Forged in Steeltown, Vote Frankie!”

And those are the last words ever spoken, in this competition at least, for one of these girls! Those are they rules, we can’t keep every sexy body around or we’d get nowhere, right? So let hear the rules 1 more time before we start letting the ballots fly.

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The Rules!

The guides we’re playing by are:

- Vote for who you’d like to see through to the Semi-Finals and to keep live it up on the island. Maybe that’s who you think is most deserving, the most fun, the best suited to surviving or best suited to your own personal desires. It’s your choice.

- Any ties will be decided automatically: Highest Seed (as in highest number, the underdog) Wins!

- There are no other rules!

What They’re Playing For!

- Winner stays to keep playing as a Semi-Finalist, keeping and increasing their chances of the crown, the title, and grand prize of being animated! Yes, animated! Even 2nd place (and 1st as well) gets a beWildervse Story prize too, do you recall? So there’s value in seeing even your second fav to the finish.

- Winner also lives another Winners’ Week on beWilder Island with the other still winning women. Twice the wins means twice the appearances in Week #2 as well. Remember to take that into account!

- Winner will also escape elimination altogether by making it into the Semis and the Top 4. Any woman to win Round 2 will at worst end up in the 3rd Place Playoff Match, meaning we’ll see her at least twice more in bWW! match ups in the ‘23/24 Games!

- Loser’s votes still count in determining positions 5-8 for the final contest rankings, plus future contest seeding calculations (if we have any). The better your woman does, the better for her in the future, win or lose both.

- Loser goes home, but not before we take her exit interview and see her off with last sights and sounds from her in the usual Postgames with me, Caroline!

Gotta live by the rules or you’ll say goodbye by the rules, ain’t that right? They are the same as the rest of Round 2, no surprises there, just a fresh reminder than winning Round 2 means a whole lot more for you as a contestant than Round 1 can offer! Now let’s fly right over Sal’s part too an-

Salvatore’s Premium Dish!

Hold it, Caroline! What a poor hostess you’d be to forget the Sponser’s segment, yes? I’d hate to have to throw my weight behind a change of staff this late in the proceedings, but I’ve a very eager intern right here who I know for a fact can handle a… microphone… with her hands… Great.

My Premium Dish this week is a very special Flaming Shwarzwald Kirschwasser, which is of course a German Black Forrest cake. Why this, you ask? To which I say, why do you even ask! As a flambe dish, it’s prefect for a fiery lady such as Dyana, who is our own nibble of dark chocolate. As for our mid-40’s waitress (who is the only real cheater here I might add. Always cheating on that diet), I’m sure we all know by now how much of a lover of fine spirits she is, so this brandy filled dessert is perfect for a tart like her, no? However, I’m well aware that chocolate makes us all fatter, and some of us have problems with holding their liquor, and I for one will say what others too PC won’t: I’m sure very few of us here wish to indulge the bodies on beWilder Island to grow in size, yes? So I propose this instead. 30 Votes. I am once again asking for your help in getting me 30+ votes, for either woman. Just 30 will do. Provide them, and I will give our SpiderGwen her wish, to be played with by Caroline all done up in Cop Cosplay, including the necessary cavity search requirements. I dare say that sounds more tasty than stuffing our faces with fudgy sponge, yes?

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I happen to know he’s not bluffing as I was already fitted for that police uniform this morning. Quick question: If they don’t make the challenge, can I still keep the handcuffs so I can slap them on Sal the next time he rubs his slimy tipped co-… Let’s call it the pen he signs all his contracts with… Against me like the last challenge? Please?

We’ll talk, ok? Behind the scenes, since we’ve got time. Yes, you fans will be busy voting, so we’ve all got until Thursday 25th of April at 23:99 GMT, decide on things. So you all be sending in those ballots to be boxed, and I’ll prep the sofas for the next loser to sit and dish with! Until we fluff those sofa pillow then… (And hey, I’m getting to sound more and more like Spook at sign-offs, huh?)

Be voting for your babe and beWilder!