beWilder’s Wildest: Round #1, Match #8 – Natasha Romanov vs Noemi Bellocchio!

Welcome one and all to the tropical, faraway sands and sun of beWilder Island, once again! It’s my great honour and pleasure to be your hostess Caroline, as always, but in particularly today as we hit the real heat. An inspiration on the left of me, and inspiration on the right, as it is for me and all the other girls who one day hope to be titular characters ourselves… Yes, the big day is upon us at last, so let me do you the honours right back!

It's the end of Round 1. It’s the last pair of faces and bodies to hit our popularity contest. It’s the all-important pivotal match to settle the final seating in the quarterfinals… But most of all… It's the primo personalities of Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov against Noemi’s Toscana Rebirth, for the first ever time head-to-head! We’ve bigged this one up plenty already, using words like “Protag vs Protag”, “Goddess vs Goddess”, “Waifu vs Waifu”… also those true things and more. You all know the significance well enough by now, that’s why this has been our long-awaited round closer. That and because the Seed Averages said this was the power match up to watch too. Aside from AoH aiming to take up 75% of the quarterfinal slots (as they didn’t for the 2nd Round for bWW!18) and NTR trying to up it’s share of winners to a more face saving 3 of 8… Aside from both girls here not only aiming to increase their fame and standing in the beWilderverse, but both attempting to retain a prestigious and hard won podium place, 2nd and 3rd respectively… All that matters a whole bunch, but nothing we’ve done so far in all our years has been this directly “pick your sexual poison: AoH or NTR“. So without much more further ado, let’s commence the match.

Today’s theme is the last for survival, as soon we’ll be turning our attentions towards leisure, but not before the girls accomplish one of the most important tasks on all the To-Do list: Calling for help. The island girls were told to at least try and signal for rescue once, because you just never know if there might be a ship passing by, wink-wink, and these two paired were the natural choice for the job “get attention”. Don’t you agree? They decided between them that making smoke signals with the beach campfire was the smart way to go, so all they need to do is cut down a tree between them for all the firewood they’ll ever need. Let’s see how that’s going down and give them their one and only shot at you directly to go for your vote. Ladies… If you will…

Natasha

“*Hrrgh*… Even if she’s my counterpart and the feistiest girl I could be paired against, this shouldn’t even be a contest. Not at all. I’m the woman who started this all. This is the body in leather than sprung the beWilderverseas an idea out of imaginations with just one look. I’m the woman who’d be reigning champ right now if not for a single vote piss up 5 years ago. Most of all, I’m Natasha, the top woman at Heels who’s caused the fall of an entire major world city, and I’m the one with the skills to save the day or burn it down to the ground when all’s said and done. I’m the Black Widow, and I’m the femme fatale you live for… Vote where it all began, Vote Natasha!”

Noemi

“…Fuck me this is tiring… *Pant*… But I won’t give up… *Phew*. Because I never give up. You all know me well enough by now to know I’ll compete tooth and nail to come out on top, even if it means being a bad friend, a bad woman, and very, very bad fiancée… No qualms or quarter as long as I get the win, and I’ve got my sights set way higher than 3rd this time around. Sure, Natasha’s the first, but I’m the flagship. I’m the future. I’m original and you still love me as much for it. Just think how far beyond Easy Street I could go as Queen of the beWilderverse! If you think I’ve shown you my best stuff already, well ‘Tesoro, non hai ancora visto niente!’, Honey, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Vote La Dolce Vita, Vote Noemi!”

So those are their appeals in the flesh. If you haven’t made up your mind who’s getting your paper slipped to them by now, we guess you never will, huh? Let’s take a quick refresher look at the technical side now and then get to that voting widget already.

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The Rules!

We’ll keep them simple, here they are:

- Vote for who you’d like to see through to the next round and live it up on the island. Maybe that’s who you think is most deserving, the most fun, the best suit to surviving or best suited to their swimsuit shown. It’s your choice.

- Any ties will be decided automatically: Highest Seed (as in highest number, the underdog) Wins!

- There are no other rules!

What They’re Playing For!

- Winner stays on into the next round and keeps their dreams of the crown alive, not to mention the other prizes

- Winner also stays to see extra concepts of her island life amongst the other winners. Remember to take that into account!

- Loser’s votes still count in determining positions 9-16 for the final contest rankings, plus future contest seeds (if we have any).

- Loser goes home, but not before we take her exit interview and see her off with last sights and sounds from her!

That’s your last look at the Rules and Gains, at least as they look for Round 1, as come the next time we pit personalities like this there’ll be even more at stake to claw for. Every step closer to the crown gets you glory after all… Too bad one of these ladies’ hopes of finally grabbing the glittering headwear as their own will end right here. Speaking of people who ends hopes and dreams of women… I may want to rephrase that for libel later on, but even so… Over to Salvatore for his self-promotion and my potential humiliation… Yeah, I know how this works by now.

Salvatore’s Premium Dish!

Thank you, Caroline. I’ll expect your retraction on my desk and your apology from under it once the cameras are turned back to the island, you understand… But business before idyllic pleasures of course, especially today as I have a personal interest in the outcomes today.

The Premium Dish selected by me for Match #8, is a rich Crimson Tomato Soup, a fine Italian staple which can also be served cold and stern as Russian-style Borscht with just a touch of added beet. I’m confident finding “beet roots”, so to speak, won’t be a problem today… If you understand my meaning. Yes, it seems wholly appropriate to make the choice of dinner specials as flowing red as the untamed mane of our one contestant, and as deeply Italian in spirit at our second. They’ll each provide their very own spice, I’m sure. But alas, we didn’t all come here for a luncheon and a hope of slurping anything from a bowl, yes? So let us talk real turkey. I want votes in this contest and eyes on my potential future champion, in all rounds and this as well, so get me them and I’ll give you my hench girls to titillate you whist the winner prepares for her next round. Once again, I am asking for your voting support. Cast 30+ votes as a whole, for each and/or either girl in this match, I’ll have Caroline dribble her ass with a bottle of wine as Alice and Beth help her clean it off before it drips to the floor… Hands free, of course. But only if I get 30 or more votes from you! Come now… You’ve passed this barrier once before, in match 1 no less, so I’m very sure you can do this. If not… Well, we’ll all miss out, won’t we?

Caroline, finish this for us please. Let us start deciding the future, shall we?

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Yeah, sure… Whatever you’d like, Mr. Sponsor… Sir… *Uugh*… For sure I want to see the votes fly in a flurry, but that’s such a high price to pay on my part… Let’s see what happens though. “Love thy lady” and all…

… Regardless of what happens to me however, nothing should stop you from voting… I’m a big girl, I can take a quick tongue to the ass if I have to… What matters here is we’re making history under my hostess tenure. This is the first ever straight up head-to-head of Natasha vs Noemi and will hopefully tell us a lot as we keep rolling into the future. You’ve all read my interview with Alice by now… haven’t you…? Sure, you have… And you know that it’s all about expectations as well as wins! So come along and you tell us who’s hottest to you, all in body, mind, soul and total package! You’ve got until Thursday 8st of February at 23:99 GMT, then we’ll know for sure at last which woman leads the beWilderverse from her protagonist seat and which’s podium place will now be up for grabs!… That’s a lot of pressure, girls, but we know you won’t crack under it, just as long as the votes keep coming.

And that’s it. Click, and collect your outcome later in the week, as I’ll be seeing you all and one of these ladies again as the last Round 1 loser come the postgame. Until then…

Be voting for your babe and beWilder!