Aims for August 2022 and July 2022 in Review!

Hey-ho, friends and fan-os. Glad to be back and to be here with y’all again. It’s once again that time of transition between months, which means we’ve got to do our duty and hold ourselves to account, with y’alls help of course, of course. It’s no secret that it’s been a rough ride around here lately, and believe us when we say it sucks for us too, but that’s no reason not to take our lumps officially and continue our unbroken self-accounting for several years now, right? Right. Let’s get on in and see what we were aiming for, what we got, and were we’re going now too! Nothing like a fresh slate and gaggle of girls to get the gears running (and running wild!) once again! Firstly though, the mouth just come!

Our July Goals:

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.25 Released to the Daring and Brave. Failed– No ifs ands or buts/butts about it, this is a fail and we’ve to own up to it. Let us tell you, we could harp on plenty about this, but the very fact we don’t want to (yes, chatty little us) should tell you how ashamed we are of this. Simply put, through all the impact and efforts, all the “pull on those boots and pull up them big boy pants!” action, it didn’t help us get there. We can say “ohh how close we are! So close!” and it’s true, but July’s over and so we’ve missed the ship anyways. No mark here for us at all. A note on the Bravefolks too. We wanted to make up a nice bonus Lara-Raven image for y’all because it became clear part way through the month, but even time didn’t permit for that. Our sincerest apologies (once again). We’ll simply have to do better.

- Noemi’s Toscana Rebirth v0.19 Released to theDaring. Failed – This one is cut and dry, a clear miss from us again and a slap on the same spot again that only stings the more we’re hit… Damn it. It’s become clear in recent times that as NTR has grown, Noemi has become quite the solid foundation of our beWilder good times, with many of you here with us leaning more towards her branch of the beWilderverse. Knowing this we of course what to deliver on that love and have the Toscana girls show us a lot more good times, only once again this wasn’t the month for it as Natasha bloated on our time… All we can say is we are sorry. We are. We can only hope y’all can straddle that love a little longer while we get our asses on her again as soon as it’ll come. Until then, no check for us here.

- The Battle of the Babes Winner’s Reward for all beWildernauts, Bold and wilder. Complete! – Alright, one on the board at last! Oh, and boy was it packed full of… well, we packed somebody full of you know whats. Was that y’alls first time seeing our Raven on the receiving end of male (or chain mail, ha!) members…? Not ours. Still, Raven won it over Lara, so as her reward we gave her the run of Croft Manor and the old magic tomes in historic collection! I dare say we should let Raven run ramped more often! Let that imagination run wild and the magic make our world a more sinful place! We’ll certainly see if there’ll be more Battle of the Babes encounters in the future… No doubt Lara will want to retake her throne, and other girls will want their chances to take the top spot too. The only question is, will the fans make demands for more? Only time and your voices will tell! Until then, we’ve got a check mark here and now!

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.23 Released to the Public. Failed – Just like the last few times we’ve done this, the reasons on this one is the same and hopefully reasonable too. Since the supporting fans who have paid for the privileges of early access, and have been so generous as to help us keep the beWilderverse running so, didn’t get the brand spanking new content to make their month, we weren’t going to give away what they do have for free to the world before they’ve been rewarded. Simple, right? Fair, to be fair? Good. That’s that then, honestly. Still, no check mark for us here either.

- Take our News Updates, Posting and our Discord fun to a new high for this July! Failed – First ever fail on this one in 3-4 years. That really burns. On this one we were a bit on the fence given we like to think we have tried to be keep up the communications, especially on Discord, but honestly, what has been “a new high” about our July? So no, we admit failure on this one. It’s not because of a lack of wanting, we can assure you, we’ve been wanting to post’em up with our usual teasers, for fun images, plenty of Noemi and the Philly girls as well as the super side of our Heels ladies getting wild too. We’ve wanted to have our Friday Fan Fun Times and cheeky chatter with y’all, like how we lightly teased around the thoughts of Noe being with child on Discord this month, only with AoH’s release looming with “maybe tomorrow at last…?!” vibes every single day, it never felt right to start new things or take the eyes firmly off that ball before it was done. It was only clear we should have done more once it was already way passed. So yeah, “could’a, should’a, would’a”… That don’t make for a check on this, does it? Nothing for us here to add to the total.

Alright then, one more month taken and tackled, and here we are to sum it all up in a quick touch. So just how well or how wonky did we do in the end? It’s 20% (1/5), our worst ever score and we deserve it. The numbers don’t lie but they also don’t tell the full story alone. July was a bomb of a month, and we don’t mean that in a good way, sadly. What was supposed to be a quick finish and turnaround eat out the whole damn month again, and quite honestly, looking back, it’s hard to see exactly why that was the case even from the inside. Life got in the way, sure. Pressure mounting and prolonged waiting made for a rough time and more balls to juggle at once, yeah, but that’s down to us in the end. A measure too much of perfectionism making it all the worse? Could well be too. In the end though, it was a big month for us and we couldn’t make it what it was worth, so there we are. What to do about it? It’s hard to say how exactly to shake off the rust, but we know we want some Noemi back in our lives and she has a way of inspiring, doesn’t she? Let’s give it a go, a fresh start on a fresh slate, and get in there to be wild once again! So here’s what’s in front of us now…!

What to expect in August:

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.25 Released to the Daring and Brave. This one was the obvious chat topper… We feel like we’ve said that before, too… We’re right about ready to release and wash our hands of this big messy time in our lives at last (that said, we’ve got to learn something from this experience, somehow), but let’s not look on the dark side on this one. Pretty soon Nat’s biggest ever mission will be kicked off and ready to rock, and that’s only the first part of one side too! We’ll have it for the Daring, then later the Braveabout midway through the month. So then… Let’s get our Heels on and strut it to the finish line now!

- Noemi’s Toscana Rebirth v0.19 Released to theDaring. Noemi’s time long overdue, back-to-back releases upcoming or not, and so in August we’ll finally get to putting plates on the Toscana table again, and waitress’ butts in laps all over again, certainly! We’ll be putting our keen eyes on our waitresses this time, we can say that much, and there’s fire and fury both coming up ahead. All we’ve got to do is to break on through to the other side at last, push ahead, and be a touch more patient as the girls get all glammed up for the big return to form. Better break out the satin and the leather girls, we’re coming home to the city of womanly lovin’!

- A Bold fans Original Sexy Wallpaper Delight. As is so happens, the Bold release for AoH will sadly fall just outside the bounds of August, so rather than nip, tuck and squeeze for our troubles and y’alls, we’ve decided a new delicious wallpaper of unique providence and arousal value will be the pinned-up offerings for the Bold backers this time, as we settle back into the rhythm and get Noemi back out on her own floor. We’ll have plenty of joy and some fans demands exploring to land on the exact contents of said eye candy over the month, so it’s a treat to see come alive as well as get our hands on, then back to games for goods right after! Hooray!

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.23 Released to the Public. We’ve got a fresh set of public scenes to whet the appetite and wet the whistle over, right here and ready to go (* pats juicy folder *)… We’ll be handing this one out just a little after we’ve made the first of our Daring releases, so be ready to get your intros on you public fans you! There’s some sweet corruption in store for us all ahead yet! *Rawr*!

- Have at an August that’s chalked full of News Updates, Posting and our Discord fun! It’s time we turn around a poor showing and make a smiling time out of the weeks to come. Not just smiles of joy mind you, but grins of anticipation and gleams of lusty-trusty, ready for lovin’ness too! Whatever that exactly means, we guess we’ll all find out in August now won’t we? Both here and on Discord both! They say you can’t keep a wild man down, now lets go prove them right, shall we? Indeed! Boy, do we have some ideas in mind already, and a lot we want to try out.

So that’s the drill. That’s us set out to find back on the right track. We’ve kept it as sleek, simple and as full of content as we can feasibly set out, while also giving us plenty of room to add a shot of sexy with a kinky chaser through posts and joys along the way as the developing situation may allow. What’s most important after all is we get back to really making a game of it all, or two.

Speaking of important things too, perhaps the most important of all is y’all, it’s true. We’d like to take this moment to say our thanks to those who have supported us through this poorest of patches despite it all. To those who are beWildernauts, it’s because of your generosity we have made it this far and sustained through the toughness of late. It’s because of you all that we have flourished in the good times too, which we do so hope are waiting once again just over the horizon. So thank you, one and all, each and every, thank you for showing your love and being apart of the fandom. You make it all possible, so now let us go and make something sexy ourselves, right? Damn right!

Alright then! Time to whip off the shoulders, pull our boots on tight’n’snug, the get on up and get back out there! Time waits for no man and our sexy ladies deserve all that we can muster for them, so let’s go, go, go…! Until we get to kicking off the sweetness real soon…

Be all in on a rowdy August, and beWilder!