Battle of the Babes: Lara vs Raven! – We Have a Winner!

Heads Up! Before we start into the post, yes, we know, still no AoH yet. We’re finishing it off right now, so it’ll be up later this weekend if we can keep pace. We've been using Discord as a direct line and news channel rather than posts lately, FYI. However, this was also due for all Bold backers’ reward, so we figured we’d drop it now and brighten up the start of y’all weekend rather than keep sitting on it and wait until the last few minutes of the month. Enjoy!

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Hey-hey and hello to you out there! Who’s got it in them to go wild and see a show? Well you’ve come to the right place (we assume you said ‘you do’ just now, yes?) because our wildest duel of dolls in a long time is all wrapped up and it’s here we’re celebrating the victor!

We pit Lara and Raven against each other for fan fun and womanly pride, so who was it that came out on top after 3 rounds…? We all did! Obviously, it’s us and you who are the big winners here, but yes, we did crown a girl champ too, and that was Raven. Yup, the daughter of darkness won it all, and to the victor goes the joys. We asked her what to treat her to as her victory party, and she as quick to want this… (and we were quick to oblige)!

Lara: When you asked to have unfettered access to Croft Manor and my old libraries, I never thought you were angling for this…!

Raven: I won, didn’t I…? *Suck*. There were better ways to get access to those old tomes, but you’d never let me if I explained, so the contest bet was the quickest way… *Pppmmmh*…

Lara: I know I’ve seen some extraordinary things in my bustling life, but to think that some of those musty magic books of antiquity were legitimate… *Gasp*…

Raven: I don’t think they’d work for just anybody… *Mmmph*…! Don’t ask me to explain what I mean… I don’t think I could… *Pant* *Pant*…!

Lara: And this is what you do with this profound discovery…?! You didn’t even miss a heartbeat… I… Just how are you tolerating in, let alone enjoy it…? I… *Pant*…

Raven: Don’t slut shame. *Guuh*… You’re no different… You can’t resist the allure of ancient treasures… *Pant*… I can’t resist the cravings for… *Succckk*… hedonistic pleasures….

Lara: But did you have to bring the suits of armour to life…? Really…? They’re all creaking like the tinman before he got oiled up…! These are family heirlooms! They are centuries old, irreplicable… You’re… *Uggh*… You’re going to soak them and rust them up… *Sigh*.

Raven: With age comes experience, right…? *Slurp*! Besides, I’ve at last got some bodies that’ll hold up to the kinds of things I need to get off my chest. I can finally cut loose and try experimenting… *Moan*… Flesh is so weak sometimes, you know? It’s a mood killer…

Lara: Wha…? But… Huh…?

Raven: *Choking*… (*Muffled*) Can’t talk now. Sex is happening… *Moan*… (*Muffled*) Why not try some new things for yourself while we’re here…? I have power enough for 3…

Lara: H-Hey, my hair… Hey?! Wait, wait, wait, I…! Oh my Lord… *Cough-cough* *Moan*…!

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And there you have it, everybody wins a little something-something (or a big metal something either) and we’re all the ones to come out smiling on top just like we said! Now how’s that for a big bang end to the sexy Battle of the Babes delighting we’ve had?

Yup, after 3 rounds, including wet t-shirts, big Vegas glamour showmanship and even a double dildoing, Lara and Raven’s first bout comes to a conclusions. The end results were a 2-1 win for the Spooky corner and our slut gone nuts above, and so here we are. It’s wild in and of itself to think we’ve found a woman within our roster at last that could beat “beWilders Best Boobs” and the winner of beWilder’s Wildest, the reigning Queen of the beWilderverse, not once but twice in a series, but we have indeed… Or have we? On aggregate, across all 3 votes, it turns out Lara got 1 more than her opponent, so her fans can still cling to that fact as hope for the future, only this wasn’t judged in aggregate in the end, was it? So then, it’s still impossible to really say who’s the hottest, Lara or Raven, all we know is we loved every minute of them going toe-to-toe, like hoe vs hoe! That’s our girls…!

We had such wonderful fun and flexed some fine art muscles along the way (Unshi still believes these bouts were some of his best work ever, do you agree?) that it’s hard to think we won’t do it again, some time, some when, with some other girls or maybe the same again… Who knows? Maybe it’ll all come down to fan demand…?

So that’ll be all for our Battle of the Babes #1. Onward to a lot more wild and juicy things for all girls! Right after we get them some lube and maybe a sexy tetanus booster for post-coitus consideration… Until next time we make some very special magic…

Be full of armor-e and beWilder!