Aims for July 2022 and June 2022 in Review!

Hello, hello, friends and… wait, do we have foes? I would hope not… Ah, but welcome one and all anyways. It’s that time of the month we call all of us together again to sit in judgement and review of the last few months. It’s an important step in any would-be creator’s attempts to be a better self, even if it’s red faces sometimes, so we thank y’all for helping us walk it straight once again. For that, we’ll hit y’all with some sweetness to look forward too, because it’s not just about what’s come and gone but were we want to be next! After all, there’s not a thing that goes on here that’s not us in pursuit of more sexy lady action, so let’s pick a road to more moans and take to it! But first, the path just travelled.

Our June Goals:

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.25 Released to the Daring and Brave. Failed– This was our first and foremost goal. It was to take up just a part of June. It didn’t, it took all of it, and it hurts. As we say in the Emerald Isle, “Feck, feck, feck it!”. For real. It sucks as much as it blows, all at once, but it’s not for lack of trying that we didn’t get there. We don’t know what else to say that we haven’t already in our two separate news posts this month. It’s simply been a case of biting off more than just two can chew with this. The bright news is were ever closer and still working hard. Here’s to seeing it soon, a tick for it in July, but nothing for June. Fair is fair. (And speaking of fair, we’ll be having May and June supporters linked up when it comes time we’re able to).

- Noemi’s Toscana Rebirth v0.19 Released to theDaring. Failed – This one hurts, too. Right in the soft spot, the one we hold on to for Noemi and her girls (you know, the one that gets a lot less soft when she’s around). We’ve been hungry for this one for a while now and we know y’all are patiently waiting to be seated too. It makes us happy to see Noemi so in demand, it’s got tot give her hope to beat Sal one day… But it wasn’t this month, sadly. We made an executive decision to push back our reservations in Philly a short while. That means a big fat miss on this one for us, and a hungry belly lacking in Noemi’s hot home cooking (by which we mean her body in motion!). We’ll be seeing this as our biggest and deepest focus in the times to come, but for now, nothing for us. No check here either. (And PS. The fans spoke and there is good news for Noemi below!)

- A Special Collaborative Piece for all beWildernauts to enjoy, especially the Bold. Complete! – Ohhh… It must be illegal to have this much fun and anticipation, it really must be. We wanted to do something wild for all our fans because of recent times, including our Bold and all above, plus it’s been on our own personal To-Dos to get some Lara and Raven delight in our lives as our favourite non-game girls. And thus, the Battle of the Babes was born! It was a super show from moment one if you ask us! We had ourselves a full 3 knockout rounds, starting with Unshi’s Wet T-Shirt Contest, then soon after Spook’s Magical (Half Dressed) Showgirls, and finally a body-to-body Freestyle round that even surprised us how “close” they got! Pure honesty now: For such a rough and hard-spirited month, this was a powerful playtime boost for us as we kept to the coalmines on AoH. We had so much fun, we loved it, and we hope y’all did too. We’ll even go as far as to say some of our best artwork ever came from these, our favouritest ladies. Anyways, we loved it and y’all picked a winner! We’ll have her rewarded later (yay more fun!), but for now we’ve got our first check!

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.23 Released to the Public. Failed – Well, this one wasn’t a surprise, given the state of affairs above. Y’all know our reasoning by now: If the supporters don’t get their new content, we can’t in good conscience be giving out their exclusive stuffs to everyone else early. That’s fair to call a principle, yes? Well, we did it that way anyway, so Corrupt Nat’s fall at Maeda’s knees will have to wait just a while yet to be the Public’s plaything. No check though, obviously.

- News Updates, Posting and our Discord dynamitingto be our tune for all of June! Complete! – It’s been a busy month all over, but yes indeed, we’ve had us fun all along the way! Once again, our Discord has been a place of chatters and chitters, much about our girls, our plans ahead, are wants and y’all wants for them too (plus a little music and real-life models’ bare bodies for good measure). We did make sure to keep y’all as informed on AoH’s progress there too. Basically, it always pays to be there (since it’s good times and news for free). Back here around the page, we started off slow again as we creeped up on a release. Our early postings amounted to a ne Public Teaser #2 of Nat’s Smoky Hotness in Motion, but that same executive decision that forestalled Noemi (also known as our big audible of news and tanks) meant we would also clear the way to some posts of joy! First out of the gate was our public introduction to the first ever Battle of the Babes bonanza, as Lara and Raven suit up in the locker room for the series of shows listed above! All 3 Rounds went off without a hitch. Big wet tits, Vegas style sleezy, eye-catching outfits, and a ride for two on somebody’s favourite (not for children) toy… Oh my! However, even after all that we didn’t have our version in hand, and so we had another news post, this time with a fan component to it. We told y’all what’s going on with AoH and asked if next up would y’all like 2 Noemi releases in a row for your troubles. Y’all said yes, resoundingly. And so it goes! Yes, it’s not been our finest month, but we did ever so try to keep y’all informed, entertained, amused and overly stimulated in a good way. We hope you’ll agree with us that it’s fair to say we got this. We hit the goal and a little bit more. Check please!

Oh, and to cap it all off, we had ourselves a bonus post, courtesy of our own big Noemi fan Zhuang Zi Hu Die and his 35 Page Fan Story of Noe at the Car Show! Once again, a dear thank you, we love it when our girls go wild in others’ imaginations and we all get to enjoy it just the same.

There we have it, once again. We’ve posted our results, now it’s time to take our grading. How did we do then, all things considered? It’s 40% (2/5), a bare minimum pass in the schools we come from, or is it? According to the numbers, we’re slightly up on last month, but it doesn’t feel that way, does it? We admit it openly, this month (aside from Lara and Raven) has sucked. It’s honestly been our worst month we can remember… Though we refrain for saying “least productive” since we did work so very hard all the same. The end result is it was a month without any big content of our own to really get a thrill from (for you and us), but it’s time to take the tack out of our arses for that and get on with it again. June is over, July is here. It’s a chance to revitalize, redeploy, and reach for those sexy conclusions again as well as new, better things too! It’s time to get some hype on and make it so! So here’s July’s goals to make us all shudder in anticipation, and then again upon delivery!

What to expect in July:

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.25 Released to the Daring and Brave. Once again, we’re going for it. Natasha hasn’t stopped with the odds against her and all the trouble we’ve thrown at her (just you wait and see), so we won’t either. We’re well into the back end of things now, so it’s got to the case that AoH will see the light of posting in a matter of days, not weeks, and we’ll have her for the Daring and Brave to at last enjoy! Then we’re going to go and make more content too!

- Noemi’s Toscana Rebirth v0.19 Released to theDaring. Noemi’s getting antsy for attention, and we all know what that does to her! Brad’ll tell us all to beware, he will! It is true though, it’s well past due we turn up for our reservation with our waitress girls. We’ve already teased a few things from the upcoming (see out news postings above and go hunting!), so you can already tell how eager we are to get going. At last, July has got to be all for Noemi and all for her fans too! And what’s more, it’s the first of a back-to-back serving so y’all better be hungry for them Philly snacks!

- The Battle of the Babes Winner’s Reward for all beWildernauts, Bold and wilder. A bonus up reward for the babe who beat the other (we won’t tell publicly just yet!). Y’all picked your winner in 3 contests, and now the woman with the most ‘W’s (and maybe the best set of DD+s?) will get her dues in July. We won’t spoil the surprise ahead of time, but we will share with you all beWildernauts so we’re all the true winners in this sport of sporty-bodied ladies! Why let the fun stop in June, eh?

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.23 Released to the Public. Yes, another roll-over to behold and hold closely. We’re determined to get something sweet and sinful to the wider world just as soon as we can, and once again it’ll be a past Nat’s former (in)glory that gets to see the limelight again. If you’re a fan of heroic level corruption, ladies with tired knees and even more tired rears, and icon suits to play in with all them spy toys attached… well, it’s worth the wait for you, let’s put it that way! Here it comes, hot as July!

- Take our News Updates, Posting and our Discord fun to a new high for this July! That’s a tall order given the sweet match-up bump we’ve just had with two of our favourite girls and our Fan Story bonus for Noemi, but we’re up for taking that wild ride for a turn! Between our Discord, our posts, and all the other fan moments we get to share in really are a boost to our drive to keep on truckin’ it all the way through sexy will and into big bang city, plus they give y’all something to be hyped and informed over, and so we won’t miss out on them given half a chance! It’s going to be a long hot summer, so we’ll have to do our part to keep up with it, now won’t we?

There she is, a list our writing up and down, eh? More beWilderversefrom all it’s corners. Always good news to hear. So then, let us go on and get on with it! Firstly however, let us first say our truest thanks and our heartfelt sentiments to those beWildernauts out there who make it all possible. There are those of you who have stuck with us through thick and thinnest, those who send us words of support and congratulations, even those who simply show us their support with impactful financial support, from the Boldto the Daring and beyond, all. You all matter to us and you all make this possible, so thank you. Thank you fully and full throatily.

Alright then! It’s July already, huh? Wow, half a year goes by so very fast. Time to play the back nine then and get some balls in a fresh set of holes! Muhahaha… Here we go, then…

Be spry for all July, and beWilder!