Aims for June 2022 and May 2022 in Review!

Hey ho, neighbourinos, here we are again huh? What’s this, time 65 or there abouts? Yup, we’ve made it another month, just a few short of 5 and half now years now, and as those who have been with us since near to the start will well know by now: It’s time we grab another month by the horns and take a stock, so we have it all laid out for the month to come! That’s how it’s done, folks, keep on taking it step by step until you’re way up the flight of stairs! Now come on, let’s hold us to account again. It ain’t pretty, but it’s honest work, so shall we see how May went before we got galivanting into June? Let’s!

Our May Goals:

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.25 Released to the Daring. Failed – Let’s cover the big news first, and it’s a fails for us so we’ve got to take our lumps. It’s as demoralizing for us to type this up each time it happens as it is for you all to read it, Hell, even more so, but that doesn’t allay any responsibility. This time especially hurts, let us tell you. Still, there’s a lot in the works with the Mission at last coming into full bloom, sucking up all the content like one of our Agents on an intel gathering mission (if you get our drift). The long and the short is we’re still on this one sadly, and we’ll leave it up to you fans to decide what the repercussions should be each yourselves. As you do, we’ll keep on going. This needs to be conquered and set free, as you’ll see in our goals below. So no tick here. Moving on.

- Noemi’s Toscana Rebirth v0.18 Released to theBrave and Bold fans. Complete! – A-ha isn’t just a band from the 80’s, it’s also what we say when we do get our first tick! We’ve been to Philly and it was so fun we went back again! Yup, The Brave and the Boldamong us have had their service with a smile… Only we all know now that Alice wasn’t the one with the grin, huh? Poor girl, but she’s the one who let Sal have his way, didn’t she Brave fans? On the other hand, the Boldall got to see Beth try to be like her best bully “friend” Kelsey, only to have Noe turn things back on her. And that’s all without saying a thing about Frankie’s foot back on the ladder (and her lips around a bottle neck). All in all, it’s been a roll as juicy as a dripping Philly Cheesesteak, and wait until we’re back on the path to Easy Street soon! For now though, let’s wait in anticipation, and tick this one off complete-o!

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.23 Released to the Public. Failed – Well, it should be no surprise that this was a fail since the Daring release was already marked off as such. We simply weren’t going to give away the content our supporters do have away to the wider world for free before they got their dues and their enjoyments. That’s simply not fair, and so we didn’t, we don’t and those following along know we never really have either. So that’s that, but either way, a fail on the scoreboard just the same.

- Make May mega-sweet with our usual blanch of News Updates, Posting and our fan outreach on Discord! Partial (50%) – Once more, a half-hit to put on the board. Honestly, we’ve been a bit back and forth on this one, since we’ve done all (if we may say so ourselves) to be available, outgoing and informative through Discord and other avenues, so we’ve been around as much as we’ve been in demand. The again, we’ve also been buried in the complexities of our biggest scene set-up ever, our Mission #3 (it’s going to be several versions worth of content in one scene for all intents and purposes, don’t you know?)… So with that going on, we have been a bit slower than usual to post. Having given ourselves 50% for the first time ever last month, and not bumping it up after that, we figured 50% was again what we deserved. What do you think then? How’d we do? What we did get though, things were pretty exciting. We kicked things off with some Urban Mayhem, showing off more of the destruction details (as well as a nice tight ass, gotta say it) of some big toy warfare in NYC. We did say we were making some beWilderverse world history in AoH! Following up on that, we had our Public Teaser, with a Widowed-Up Nat covering the newly decimated NYPD station with her big bad snipers, and that’s before we even got into the details! We had a double taste of Backer Only teasers too, like we do, and they were pretty fun to work with if we may say so. Firstly Natasha got her scarlet starlet on in a wink and nod fashion to some of her previous action scenes, and after that she had her spotlight swiped by master thief in the making. It’s not all Nat on the job this time, or maybe it will be if you played it certain ways, but Cat’s special cradle position might just be a bit much for the lithe girl if she’s not carful! We tell ya, it was hard not to spoil too much good stuff this time around, but we tried to give y’all some hints while giving plenty still to play for! Anyhow, as we’ve said, this one is a partial success. We did good, but could we have done more? Possible so, and there for we’ll take a half mark. Fair?

Another month, another list, and another mixed bag on first eyeball. But how about it after the eagle eye count? It’s 37.5% (1.5/4) once we tot it up and type it out. Phew. Well, that is embarrassing, but it’s does no good to shy away. Not all goals are created equal, even if they are weighted the same: the miss of our Daring release hurts a lot, but that doesn’t show how much heavy lifting has already gone into it. Still, what matters is the fans don’t have in their hands, and so we must suck it up. Publish or perish, right? So we did. Let the world see it, we 2 boys still have our work cut out for us in improving our month-to-months.

What to expect in June:

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.25 Released to the Daring and Brave. So yes, topping our chart again is Agents of Heels, to no surprise. Why stop now, when we’re right on it? We’ll keep on pushing and rushing (but not in a messy way) until we’re there. We’re expecting a drop some time in the second week of June, which means that we’ll both be spending most of our month on a whole new goal, as well as having enough time for a Brave release too. That all may sound a little clinical, but rest assured, we’ll have some extra teasing along the way as well as a lot of action and sweet-sweet wildness to rock our world just a soon as our bodies and bones can make it so!

- Noemi’s Toscana Rebirth v0.19 Released to the Daring. Once Nat’s called a time-out in the middle of her most dangerous time yet, we’ll be escaping New York City, all the way back to Philly and the warm embrace (yeah right, have y’all met half of them?) of our waitress girls! We just can’t order them enough! We’ll be back again for more of our favourite dishes, with a lot of new tastiness to make us want to visit the women in service uniforms again… But which ones…? Muhahaha! Expect good times to be served up to the Daring first of all in June, so says our plans! It’ll be a tall and tight order, but it’s what we want and expect to have the majority of our time in June on, and therefor it’s on our goals. Come on girls, y’all deliver for us too!

- A Special Collaborative Piece for all beWildernauts to enjoy, especially the Bold. Indeed, it’s unfortunate to see, but due to the cracks between the windows of release, we are unlikely to have us a Boldrelease in hand for June, and so instead we’re building in a splash of content to tide y’all over in the meantime.  As we have done before, and had plenty of fun with, we’ll be hitting y’all with some polls to find the souls of something sweet we can all get a treat out of, as the beWildernauts collaborate directly with us to come up with a stellar concept for a hot image to hold to your chest! Let the fun come to all in June, we say!

- Agents of Heels: Misadventures of Agent Romanov v0.23 Released to the Public. We couldn’t in good conscience tick this one off the first go around, no matter how much it would have improved that goal number up there, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have at it on our next round. This round coming that is! Yes, while the beWildernauts enjoy Nat’s big dash from the start gate and the first of her fight to the finish, the wider fans around the world will be getting to at last she her take to her mark! (Funny, losing her Mark is how we started all this…!). See the birth of a Widow, and the fall of a once proud spy both! Just as soon as we have ourselves a Daringhit!

- News Updates, Posting and our Discord dynamiting to be our tune for all of June! Even in our quieter months, we make more sexy noises than most… And we don’t mean it like that! What we’re saying is we never go far from the fans reach, especially not on our Discord, and June will be no different. We’ll be here with some postings worth toastings, maybe even some sexy questions to post you y’all, and teasers to get us all ready for more and more wild content! Anything in particular you’d like us to touch upon? Well try us then, and lets see! We’ll keep June hot, so the Sun, you can take a summer vacation and leave it to us! Y’all will see.

Another no nonsense list, because we want sexy not silly! Well, we want some silly, but we’ll leave that to the like of our Kelsey and her types, because they do it sexy too. What we’ll be up to is getting as much done as we possibly can, and we want to be coming back here with all ticks in our hands and another 100% to call our own. So let’s get after it and go. One of these days we’ll find our feet again so hard it’ll hurt!

And speaking of getting things done, we couldn’t even dream of it with out the support of our beWildernauts, y’all know this to be the truth. It’s them and their generous spirits that give us the ground to stand on and the opportunity to climb ever higher, and so even if it sound trite we’d like to thank them for it. Seriously and sincerely, thank you all, our supporters. Thank you for making things possible.

And since things are possible, let’s go make them true too.

Be jettin’ to June in wildness, and beWilder!