Alternate Universe #8: In A World Where Poison Ivy…

“In A World… Where Ivy’s a Good Ol’ Farm Girl!”

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“Ah, fresh air, summer sun, and all the green fields a girl could ever walk! It’s a good live indeed, way out here where the people don’t care to roam.

I was once like them, before the vile nature of the city grew too much for me. Some where born for the city, to walk with concrete under their feet, but I’ve always been a girl who likes to get dirty, to work and play in the soil, and to make magic in my garden… if you catch my drift?

As the sun beams caress me, the cover my body with a tight farmer’s tan, and fill my soul with enough energy to do anything I set my heart on, so much so I’m beginning to think I’m half plant on my mother’s side. So glad I am that I traded my lab coat for these walkin’ boots!

You see, before I was a scientist, running my own life like a rat in a maze, surrounded by cold greys instead of lush greens. I’m so glad I made it out with a small part of my sanity left, and now I raise these trees and plentiful pastures instead, through science and a green thumb of course!

You could be like me too… You could cast it all away and turn to the earth… You could let me work you into the finest specimen Mother Nature’s ever seen, and all it will take is but a bite of my precious apple here…

So will you do it? Will you sample my wild fruit? Come here, you’ll only need one taste to know it’s everything you could ever want…!”

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Even when she’s good, she’s a little evil inside still! It’s that spice with her sugar that makes her such a treat of a villain, and those little blue shorts certain help some too! Now we’ve just got to get her to try some other cowgirl stuff if you know what we mean! Who wouldn’t eat her poison apple given half a chance?

For this pic, we were straight up in the option what was going to be coming up: the iconic farm girl’s knot shirt, boots made for walking and the daisy dukes all at once, and so we delivered. Even so, we still had our fun with this one since she is our dear Poison Ivy, even as Pamela. If you didn’t catch on by now, this concept is a play on the infamous Snow White’s poison apple. She’s got to offer up the object of your desire in a singular red delicious. It simply seems fitting for a woman who is always got some trick up her (often figurative) sleeve. 

And so that makes 8 wallpapers, and since the world out there is still all to play for and things won’t be settling any time soon, how’s about we go again and aim for a 9th Alternate world to enjoy? Yeah we will! We’ll see you back here on the other side of the weekend for the next girl to go for the glory, in the meantime you’ll find us working hard on more Agent related goodness!

Be all over that tart and beWilder!