Alternate Universe #6: In A World Where Beth…

“In A World… With Beth in Wonderland!”

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“Ohhh… I don’t fit in anywhere, do I? Nothing ever goes right! How did I get myself in this mess? I only wanted to pet the rabbit and I fell down a hole to nowhere! All these strange people, and yet they are all so familiar…

What was that back there anyway…? That Queen lady was so mad! All I did was what his Highness told me to, and she was yelling ‘Off with her head’! My head? He was the one who asked for my head first! She didn’t like it when I told her I’d get to her after! I’ve never run so fast in heels ever! I wish Noe didn’t yell at me like that anymore, and I miss King Brad.

Caterpillar was so confusing, and he was so mean too! Maybe I shouldn’t have put his thing in my mouth… the smokey thing. I’ve never seen a hooker like that! I haven’t smelled anything like that either since I was in Noe’s back alley where that Kriem girl… Oh, hey, those two are so much a like now that I see it!

That Madhatter was so silly too, oh my God! I thought I could serve the tea since I waitress all day but he never sat still and he drove even me mad! He was such a liar too, he was waaay bigger than 10/6ths! I spilled the tea everywhere when I realised! Mr. Salvatore would have been so proud of me, then angry I made a mess.

Then there was that jumbled up thingy. It’s was all nonsense! I’m not that gullible… Right…? The Jabbercocky! That was it, I think… No, wait… “And hast thou slain the Jabbercock?” they all yelled…? What was that about, it almost slained me! Slained…? Is that a word? That old gremlin beast… I wonder how Roy is doing these days?

Worst of all, I’m seeing things now, I really am. That Cheshire Cat won’t stop smiling and laughing at me, and its pink colour… It all reminds me of… of… Well, maybe it’s not so bad in here without Cruel Kelsey around. We don’t need two evil grins in the same world! Oh… Hey, where did it go…?

*Pout* How am I going to get home…? Can I even get home…? I miss Alice, this is much more her kind of place… No it isn’t, but I want her to keep me safe anyway. At least my dress is nice, before I got it sticky and lost a shoe. Nothing ever goes right… I only have one thing to hold on to… 

I can’t believe I’m so cute in both worlds! Blonde and blue really suits me! Maybe it was worth it all to find that out? I always seem to find the bright side, don’t I…?”

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Poor Beth, poor poor Beth. She tries so hard but she’s so bad at pretty much everything! Wonderland will eat her alive, but she can’t help but smile and see the bright side! That makes six fan chosen Alternate Universes and we’re chasing more! *Sigh*… Poor Beth… 

In making this one, we simply had no choice in putting her in the iconic blue dress, so much so it was even in the description of the option. The hair though, that was on us, and just for fun. It is an alternate world, and if we couldn’t give her (her friend) Alice’s knockers, we’d give her (the other) Alice’s flaxen gold hair. She looks pretty good in it, doesn’t she? We couldn’t do away with her red ribbon for real, but she does have a sweet look still in this special piece. As for the text, of course it would be full of wonderful references, but how did the beWilderverse references work for you? They were almost spur of the moment. In the end, Beth’s a ditz in every world, but her bright shiny outlook is just as infectious, Wonderland or not.

So a big cheers to those who voted for and against Beth’s bits. Despite it being a lower participation affair, it was still rather exciting as every vote counted all the more. It was close at times, even at the end. Now then, let’s put it behind us and into the annals of our history, because tomorrow is the start of something new! Another girl will be put to the public, but which of our fillies will be lucky number 7? Let’s find out! Until we go totting up the next poll votes…

Be through the looking glass and beWilder!