Resident Erotica: Jill Valentine joins the beWilderverse!

Boom, bonus post time! Hell yeah, are we excited about this one! Hey, hey and howdy-hi to all, have you read the announcement yet? Up there… you see it? Freakin’ sweet right? Right! Yessire, we have another woman of wonder to get all up in the lewds and in the nudes, as Jill, yes that very Jill, Valentine joins the beWilderverse… at last!

So then… for the guys and gals out there not in the know, today marks the release of the Resident Evil 2 remake, and while Jill is not the star of that particular instalment, we want her nonetheless! The ladies from the RE series are well and truly worthy of some of our special kinds of stories, from Jill and Ada Wong in the early days, right up to Sheva and Helena in the more recent outings, it’s hard to pick one that isn’t damn fine! We’ve had good reason to hold back on them so far, see below, but we couldn’t miss marking this celebration of gaming history in the (re)making. Will we be kickin’ zombie ass all across Raccoon City? Ab-so-lute-ly not! We’ve got work to do! Sexy, sexy work indeed! But we might just have some stories to tell as we go!

… He-he-he… We actually do. We have one right now in fact. One special made for Jill’s debut. The bad news is it’s a little bit outside our usual style, and so it’s not for all audience, including this particular site. For those who are fans of our Subject 32 from AoH, this might be just up your alley! We’re hosting our story, “A Taste of Evil”, on our backer’s channel in our Public Discord where it’ll be a sweet bonus for y’all. When we think the time is right, we’ll post the whole thing for everyone in an appropriate venue, but for now y’all non-supporters out there will have to enjoy our first appearance picture of our Jill. We’ll no doubt see her nasty self in no time!

Alrighty friends and fans alike, we hope you’re hyped for a little bit of evil! It’s at this point that we’d like to clarify a little something above now. Jill is joining the beWilderverse but is not as an Agent of Heels. Not at all. She is for now a non-canonical character (as is her “A Taste of Evil” story) who may make appearances about the page, be a part of concepts and short stories, and is a part of our commissionable catalogue of character. The key words there are ‘for now’. The reason we’ve held back on RE ladies so far is they so very well fit their genre, Jill would be oh so much better as an overzealous police officer sticking her nose into something wild, rowdy and of course sticky, then as a secret agent being directed from on high. No, that would be too much oversight for her, and not nearly enough peril! We’ll get her and maybe even some of her colleges in zombieland up to some mischief (to put it mildly) yet, just not as apart of the beWilderverse games currently in the making is all.

Now then… onward ho, now with beWilder girl number 28 in tow! Let the sexy commence!

Be filled to the brim with evil and beWilder!